It was in that moment that huge breasts spared the lives of countless people. Dorner retreated, excited to tell some buddies in Big Bear how he’s pretty sure he saw some nipple. Could’ve been a shadow, but he’s pretty sure…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that just made a terrible joke at the expense of a national tragedy because having emotions is for people who wear pants to work. Although, I know you guys can’t wait to surrender a sizeable chunk of your own souls making fun of the rest of these people, so here goes: Josh Duhamel, who can see his wife’s penis from there, Hilary Duff, who grew a third asscheek (I’ll allow it.), Ted Vagina, and David Hasselhoff, who’s super excited because when his flight left for Sydney, McDonald’s was serving breakfast, then when he landed — STILL BREAKFAST!!
Time zone jokes, got ‘em (Full Disclaimer: I did absolutely no research to fact-check if this is even remotely accurate.),
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I like his little chin ass.
You mean his face pubes. Yes…rather nice, in deed.
It’s positively indecent. He should grow the weird beard up over it.
Better drink his own piss.
She is attractive.
MUGATU
awkward bro-hug
Isn’t this the guy that complained that actors are childish? Said something about wanting to be a grown-up?
Demi really needs to get over Ass-ton
When your fart bubbles are pink, it’s time to see your gastroenterologist.
My mother always said, if you keep drinking like that, you’ll spend your life in a bar. If only she was right.
Fantastic douchebeard. It really complements the douchehair and douchesuit.
So you’re saying there’s a chance I could get back on Grey’s Anatomy?
as a cadaver, yes.
Just remember, this is baby weight on Kim Kardashian. Oh wait…a…minute…
“eyes up top or imma smack your face”
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+1 for you, son.
Still would’ve stuck with her over Gisele.
Oh that was Bridget Moynahan. I always mix them up.
At least she doesn’t have to buy all new clothes since everything she owns is already meant for pregnant women.
I had to sign in, to give this a thumps up. (ah, I miss the good ol days when this was easy). Bravo! Hilarious!
Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
“When this paparazzo leaves, I’m gonna tear that ascot off with my teeth.”
are you kidding me?
Already?
She believes in the boyscout motto of leaving it better than nicer than when you arrived!
She’s actually leaning over to fart and there are BEEP BEEP BEEP sounds coming from that giant trunk from that brief sway backwards…
“Don’t grab balls … don’t grab … must … stop … right hand …”
“You killed my boyfr-….father, prepare to die”
Looking forward to the premier of ‘Oprah: Life Is But…t’
Life is butter..the Paula Deen Story
BieberHole69
Where did my career go???…oh there it is! No wait, it’s just a homeless guy pooping…
Wow, he looks like he’s dying
Where’s a drive by when you need one?
Chicago? Oh wait, that was rhetorical.
“Look into my eyes…..no, the big one”
So, who is Shortie McFivehead?
I can see her nipples. Is it Christmas already?
Seriously, QT is over hyped. He really hasn’t made a great movie since Pulp Fiction. (Kill Bill was good, B+). He did not deserve an academy award nomination for either Inglorious Basterds nor this years, Django Unchained. Ang Lee should win best picture for ‘Life of Pi’ (but, most likely will not, against good ol’ AbrahamLincoln – Vampire Hunter. What? – Abe was a vampire killer, for real, ya’ll).
“Really…well, six times in one day is a lot. I have heard of more, but that’s great. I’m glad you like my pictures that much, but I’m still not signing it.”
Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles, and Ventura County as well. That’s how big she’s gotten.
omg…that dress fabric really makes me wanna just squeeze that butt. I can almost feel that in my hands. I talk alot crap about her, but she is super fine.
Will Ferrell with a mustache. It’s the new glasses with a fake nose.
Yes, please
“I know it was you, Spade. You broke my heart.”
“Thats it, man. Game over, man. Game over!”
“And then, boom, he shoves the needle right into Uma’s heart! Remember that part? What’s happened to me since then? What’s happened to me?!?!?”
“All I’m saying is, one of you guys grabbed my ass when we walked out of the restaurant . Was it you, Luther?”
So that’s where Christopher Dorner has been hiding.
“It’ll be just like the Thomas Crown Affair. Only with soccer balls. And someone kills my wife. No time for questions. Go now!”
HOLY BALLS!
this gal is really not that pretty or interesting and she is somewhat chunky, with no real toning evident – yet she makes a lucrative career on her tits alone – these are the times in which we live
And thank fucking Christ.
If you don’t find her hot, you’re either gay or been wanking over too much stick figure porn…
So the only difference between Kate Upton and Katy Perry is at least Upton doesn’t subject us all to some shrill autotuned shit screeching. As far as making a living off her awesome tits, yeah, welcome to Earth – we like tits.
Pants off, Dance off.
Many cans of Crisco died, so she could squeeze into those pants.
She’s almost to the point of un-doable. (ALMOST)
I was going to say it would have to be doggy-style but then I imagined that face looking back over her shoulder at me… Now I’m just afraid.
Just you wait, for that reptilian-tooth smile as you pound away!
Actually sir, she is now at the Totally Un-Doable state. Such a shame. She was once a foxy mamma, just like Linda Fiorentino was. Ok, now I’m depressed and need to think of a beautiful white woman I would go down on within 2 seconds (Hmmmm, let’s see: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kate Upton, Phoebe Tonkin). Whew, ok. Feeling much better. Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
In every photo like this, there’s a black man in the background saying it all with his “I think this bitch just farted” face.
Calm down. It’s Germany. This is actually too normal.