The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.1.12

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because this news day is slower than Jonah Hill’s metabolism. Anyway,  Michael Fassbender delivers a mixed message, saying either “Fuck you” or “Goddamn, having a giant penis sure is grand,” and Eli Roth is about to Bear Jew all over Selena Gomez’s sundae which are the sexiest words Justin Bieber will ever read in his life.

Viggo Mortensen takes what Viggo Mortensen wants,

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