The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.13.11

April 13th, 2011 // 487 Comments

SURI: Stand back, faggot! Mother and I shall vanquish these foes.
TOM: It’s “daddy,” young lady.
SURI: SILENCE!

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  1. Dolly Parton
    Maggie
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    Jessica Simpson looks terrible.

  2. Kim Kardashian
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    If I were Sketchers, I would not hire someone with a giant butt. Sort of says to me that the shoes do not work as advertised.

  3. Kim Kardashian
    LIZ
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    She’d be better off putting the shoes on her ass cheeks.

  4. Bret Michaels
    DogBoy
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    During the brain hemorrhage surgery, you’d think someone would have noticed – and suggested removing – the arm growing out of the side of his head.

  5. Reese Witherspoon
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    it’s goooood…..

  6. Rebecca Romijn
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    She sure as shit can’t whistle if she is doing it that way.

  7. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    I want my MTV. Like Oh my God…totally….

  8. Kim Kardashian
    rican
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    She just ran out of batteries.

  9. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
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    way cute

  10. Dolly Parton
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    playing a wundergroin’s aunt on tv does have side effects

  11. Taylor Momsen
    Elle
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    Madonna looks really young here.

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow
    c-h
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    why is Michael Stipe sniffing her hair?

  13. Audrina Patridge
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    hey sped, you forgot your safety helmet

  14. Reese Witherspoon
    c-h
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    it’s so nice that she’s a functional part of society and that her Downs isn’t keeping her from having a good life… good for her!

  15. Fran Drescher
    eyeee
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    wtf are these “shine on” awards? these pictures keep getting more and more d-list.

  16. Goldie Hawn
    eyeee
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    SERIOUSLY! wtf are the “shine on” awards? a sad dad gold mine.

  17. Taylor Momsen
    eyeee
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    the queen of mallternative rock.

  18. Kim Kardashian
    johnj
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    haha her butt is SOOOOOOOOO fake

  19. Taylor Momsen
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    “Thanks for buying my cd. You want me to sign it to ‘My Biggest Fan, Suzy? Okay, here you go. Yeah, I think Joe Jonas is hot, too, and so hardcore. Oh wait…I want to fuck one of Satan’s pitbulls in your bathroom. Yeah, thanks again, have a nice day.”

  20. Pete Wentz
    Wotwot
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    Daddy is too busy letting pictures of his junk leak onto the internet to play with you right now.

  21. Taylor Momsen
    CrunchyCheeseTwists
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    The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it…

  22. Reese Witherspoon
    My Name Peggy
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    Is she auditioning for the part of Jerry Blank?

  23. Alessandra Ambrosio
    My Name Peggy
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    OMG Becky, Look @ Kim Kardashians butt.

  24. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Suri Cruise
    Dutch
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    Why does the left side of this picture look like a comic book and the right side a gay porn?

  25. Taylor Momsen
    Dutch
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    “Give us a kiss!”

  26. Kim Kardashian
    JJ
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    Stay-Puft does the Robot!

  27. Zachary Quinto
    JJ
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    Oooh! THERE is Waldo.

  28. edamame

    TCLTC!

    SCLCG!
    (Suri Cruise loves cock gummies) Poor kid, they are humiliating her and she won’t realize it until she’s older. I hope she won’t turn out like Taylor Momsen.

  29. Audrina Patridge
    K Soze
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    I cant even….honestly, I just looked at this pic and immediately started cracking the fuck up. Some things are just better left unsaid. That’s an awesome candid.

  30. Zachary Quinto
    Mashara
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    Love him.

  31. Goldie Hawn
    Ed
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    Is she wasted? Because then that expression is perfectly acceptable.

  32. Taylor Momsen
    Steelerchick
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    Bride of Chucky!!!

  33. Rose McGowan
    reformed_druid
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    Are you sure that’s Rose McGowan?

  34. Reese Witherspoon
    sexyman48
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    Here is Reese filming the ringer 2.

  35. Fran Drescher
    sexyman48
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    Hey Fran your daughter’s song Friday really sucks.

  36. Rose McGowan
    sexyman48
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    The all lemon diet is starting to look like a bad idea.

  37. Ron Burgundy

    Pure evil that child is.

  38. Reese Witherspoon
    Lettuce
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    Jim Carrey in drag?

  39. Audrina Patridge
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    “I can make my eyes point the same way my nipples point!”

  40. Gwyneth Paltrow
    lili
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    If you ever wondered what Peter Pan and Gollum’s lovechild would look like, today is your lucky day.

  41. Kim Kardashian
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    When did Spanx start making capris?

  42. Reese Witherspoon
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    Mel Gibson’s not looking too bad these days.

  43. Heather Graham
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    Shine on? Her forehead is giving it a go.

  44. Zachary Quinto
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    He’s taking the Special Bus by the look of it.

  45. Bret Michaels
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    Sean Hayes starring in “The Bret Michael Story”

  46. Alessandra Ambrosio
    MrsWrong
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    This is the happiest (and best) Kristen Stewert has ever looked!

  47. Pete Wentz
    MrsWrong
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    son?

    And BTW one of the Federline kids escaped again and is making a run for it. He saw food and thought he might beat his dad to it… for once

  48. Fran Drescher
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    fran drescher is looking good!

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