SURI: Stand back, faggot! Mother and I shall vanquish these foes.
TOM: It’s “daddy,” young lady.
SURI: SILENCE!
The Crap We Missed: Brought to you by The Xenu Child Warrior Center.
A Learning Place.
- The Superficial
Click Here to Start The Gallery
Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
 |
Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
 |
Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
 |
Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
 |
Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
 |
Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
 |
Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
Jessica Simpson looks terrible.
If I were Sketchers, I would not hire someone with a giant butt. Sort of says to me that the shoes do not work as advertised.
She’d be better off putting the shoes on her ass cheeks.
During the brain hemorrhage surgery, you’d think someone would have noticed – and suggested removing – the arm growing out of the side of his head.
No, that was put in for balance.
it’s goooood…..
She sure as shit can’t whistle if she is doing it that way.
I want my MTV. Like Oh my God…totally….
She just ran out of batteries.
way cute
playing a wundergroin’s aunt on tv does have side effects
Madonna looks really young here.
why is Michael Stipe sniffing her hair?
hey sped, you forgot your safety helmet
it’s so nice that she’s a functional part of society and that her Downs isn’t keeping her from having a good life… good for her!
wtf are these “shine on” awards? these pictures keep getting more and more d-list.
SERIOUSLY! wtf are the “shine on” awards? a sad dad gold mine.
the queen of mallternative rock.
haha her butt is SOOOOOOOOO fake
“Thanks for buying my cd. You want me to sign it to ‘My Biggest Fan, Suzy? Okay, here you go. Yeah, I think Joe Jonas is hot, too, and so hardcore. Oh wait…I want to fuck one of Satan’s pitbulls in your bathroom. Yeah, thanks again, have a nice day.”
Daddy is too busy letting pictures of his junk leak onto the internet to play with you right now.
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it…
Is she auditioning for the part of Jerry Blank?
OMG Becky, Look @ Kim Kardashians butt.
Why does the left side of this picture look like a comic book and the right side a gay porn?
“Give us a kiss!”
Stay-Puft does the Robot!
Oooh! THERE is Waldo.
TCLTC!
SCLCG!
(Suri Cruise loves cock gummies) Poor kid, they are humiliating her and she won’t realize it until she’s older. I hope she won’t turn out like Taylor Momsen.
I cant even….honestly, I just looked at this pic and immediately started cracking the fuck up. Some things are just better left unsaid. That’s an awesome candid.
Love him.
Is she wasted? Because then that expression is perfectly acceptable.
Bride of Chucky!!!
Are you sure that’s Rose McGowan?
Here is Reese filming the ringer 2.
Hey Fran your daughter’s song Friday really sucks.
The all lemon diet is starting to look like a bad idea.
Pure evil that child is.
Jim Carrey in drag?
“I can make my eyes point the same way my nipples point!”
If you ever wondered what Peter Pan and Gollum’s lovechild would look like, today is your lucky day.
When did Spanx start making capris?
Mel Gibson’s not looking too bad these days.
Shine on? Her forehead is giving it a go.
He’s taking the Special Bus by the look of it.
Sean Hayes starring in “The Bret Michael Story”
This is the happiest (and best) Kristen Stewert has ever looked!
son?
And BTW one of the Federline kids escaped again and is making a run for it. He saw food and thought he might beat his dad to it… for once
fran drescher is looking good!