SURI: Stand back, faggot! Mother and I shall vanquish these foes.
TOM: It’s “daddy,” young lady.
SURI: SILENCE!
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I swear I just passed a homeless woman who looked like this, or maybe… no.
Fifty years in showbiz and her head is now as big as her tits!
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice !!!!
“And they said it was impossible to look tacky in “The little Black Dress”. Ha, I guess I showed them.”
oh, crap! is she pregnant, too?
She’s gotta be close to 70. Dayum.
Gravity – 1, Kim K. – 0
who the hell is this? her name sounds like some sort of fruit.
or some sort of debilitating bowel disease that one can only get from Ecuador.
Heather Graham is like as if Christina Hendricks can travel back and forth in both time and weight – which would make this her 10 years FROM now but 30 pounds AGO.
She has that “raccoon caught in the headlights”look!
Oh, wait! That’s just her idea of makeup making her look that way !
She looks like a she’s smuggling a barrel of whiskey in her pants.
Because seeing this useless lardass wear Sketchers is going to make me wanna go out and buy them.
Exactly. If wearing these shoes means I’ll get a body like hers, I’ll stick with wearing my regular tennis shoes and actually doing work outs. Seeing her promote/wear them definitely doesn’t make me want to buy them.
“Wanna see my MILF Boobie?”
I dunno…accessory wise he’s a little more decked out than Johnny Depp, but he’s no Chris Angel.
Chris Angel was the first thing that came to mind, damn you McFeely.
Wonk Tits, Meet Wonk Eyes.
DAMN YOU, almost exactly what popped into my mind.
+1
Quite the batch of goofy faces today. Looks like much of the entertainment industry had caught-on-camera flatulence issues.
Suri is seriously pissed off.
She’s doing that new dance “The Fat Ass Robot”
Is this really Sketchers promoting their product? If this is how you’re supposed to walk in them…well, fuckit. Sitting on the couch is looking pretty good.
See, I was gonna go with “Robohog”, but I think your “Fat Ass Robot” is just a bit more appropriate.
“guh! i’m wearing lindsay lohan’s hair IRONICALLY. it’s called sarcasm, DAD. also i smoke cigarettes.”
whenever i see pictures of her i always imagine her explaining herself to a sweet, chuckling father figure who thinks she should be allowed to make her own mistakes. that’s probably the story here.
doin’ the muffin-top shuffle…
what is she doing, what happened to her face, and she has a kid?
She looks better in the night time.
It’s pronounced..Shreek-E, which is exactly the response she elicits.
Superficial, I LOVE YOU. Reminding regular women the world over that sometimes even megahotties look like this.
megahotties? Do you know how I know you’re 14 years old?
Well, in the brain, anyway.
shoes unlaced…check
tight jeans…check
matching shirt and scarf: check
Ironic glasses: check
stocking cap in spring: check
downs syndrome sidekick: check
Ok…I’m ready to be seen in public, let’s go…
you left out vibrant-colored headphone cable.
downs sidekick… LOL
They did not name that poor child Mogwai. Did they?
It turned out that fucking the dog, was not,as Benjie had believed, how Ashlee got pregnant However, they had already chosen the name!
“Did you know that fat kid from Stand By Me has a penis only this big? ”
This week has been a world record for photos of chicks doing blow up doll mouths.
“I see you sneaky up on my “sippy-cup” ! Better keep your distance or I’ll kick you to the curb just like Mommy did my Dad!”
In this position the weight of her ass completely balances the weight of her tits and stops her from falling tits-over-ass.
My fear of horses has resurfaced.
“Hey Jenna…what’s the smallest number of dicks you’ve had in your mouth at one time in the last week?”
Guess she had to pick up my megalarge rubbers for later.
Frank Reynolds
oh…that’s a shame.
I still think that’s J-Woww (kinda like Michael Jackson and Latoya)
We didn’t “miss” a picture of a toddler. Just leave it alone. There is nothing funny or witty to say when some asshole takes picture of a kid’s trip to the playlot with his dad.
Is she auditioning for the role of Eva Braun in “Hitler’s Last Bang” or is that role going to Lindsey Lohan?
I. Would. Wreck. Dolly. Parton. And not just for all the wanks when I was a kid. She still looks better than that old broad on Sex in the City.
word
I concur. I’m amazed she still looks this good, plastic surgery or not.. and dont tell me that wouldnt be fun…to just bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard
Look out Pete…there’s a baby sneaking up on you. Who will undoubtedly kick your pussy ass.
Isn’t a mogwai a gremlin?
it’s as though she just ate a popsicle and is checking to see if her tongue is blue
That’s kinda the face I make after eating a penis gummy.
Legolas always was the excitable one.
To Saturday I say! To Saturday!
With his keen eyesight, sensitive hearing, and excellent bowmanship, Gwyneth…ahem…. Legolas….was a valuable resource to the other eight members of the Fellowship. His age is never stated by Tolkien but is estimated by some to be between 500 and 3,000 years old….
excerpt from LOTR wiki….
Sneaking a quick toke! F#ck!ng kid drives me nuts!
and the prize for “worst blow up doll mouth” of the week goes to…(drum roll)…YES! Dolly Parton!
“Thanks everybody, most of all I want to thank Hitler…”
Skelator
remarkably enough, much like an iceberg, we are likely only seeing 20% of her ass here.
+1
best. Scrabble. name. ever.
Nice
insert penis here.
You’d brace yourself too if with every step you took the earth quaked.
Hmmm… He seems a little too comfortable with a sippy cup shoved up his ass…
i’m so excited my tits look like this!