SURI: Stand back, faggot! Mother and I shall vanquish these foes.
TOM: It’s “daddy,” young lady.
SURI: SILENCE!
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Aw yes, The Shine-on Awards! An award based on the military saying, “Let’s just shine it on!”, meaning to get by without doing anything at all! Aptly named awards!
dude…seriously….just stop… i dont hate you- well maybe alittle….but every day, you come here, and every day, you make extremely feeble attempts at humor, and yep-you guessed it-every day you fall extremely fucking short. its painful to witness.
Here, here! And lose the “Marley B.” moniker as well; way obvs you’re the ghost writer behind those gems, too.
Is this taken after the free breastfeeding?
Thank fuck there’s no audio on this site.
you said it…this chick made a career out of a really annoying voice. a blissfully short career.
Gweneth is sure dressing down these days.
Also, is hotter.
+1
Have they started shooting “Wild Hogs II” already?
uh oh, bird poop on the taydee
More nekkid, less face.
Best she’s looked in years.
“Duhhhhhhh which way did he go George, which way did he go?!”
NARF!
OUT? No, he’s not out. YET.
Didn’t anyone else in Hollywood tell her, you never play full on retard!
Picture proof that Gwyneth Paltrow could have easily deep throated Big John “Johnny Wad” Holmes!
The Nightmare Before Syphilis
So thats what a stroke looks like while its happening.
Where are we again? Fuku…Fukushima? Whaaaa?
(face beings to melt)
I understand that if you insert a quarter in her ear her teeth fold back…
Wow, promoting her shit at Best Buy – so anti establishment, so edgy.
“Sméagol wants its precious”
Introducing Sketchers newest line of athletic shoes, “Butt-n-juggs”
Ah yes, the obligatory “Crap We Missed” Kardashian photo. At least it is posted in the appropriate location under, “Crap”.It’s just too bad we didn’t miss it!
It looks like her crotch is burning.
I thought it was that time of the month.
Why so serious?
Something seems to have gone horribly wrong with at least one of her veneers.
Yes,Yes it did! The one that covers her from the top of her head to the tip of her toes came loose!
Due to the precipitous downturn in her career, Drescher is now using candy corn in her dental work to cut costs.
Just hand over the penis gummies, and nobody gets cut!
Marriage has been good for Reese. Now she feels secure enough to fart while out for her daily run. It’s good to be free!
She titled it light me up because someone would have to be smoking rocks to buy that shit.
Was she in a fire ? Her left ear has melted
Girl on the left: “See the script under his arm? This guy actually thinks he will be the Gay Terminator! Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!”
sigh..see what i mean? good god, quit while you’re behind… brutal, brutal attempts at humor. every fucking photo. which just compounds the problem.
Nice meth grill!
I don’t care how annoying she is, she looks good !
+1
Dear god, she looks terrifying. If I were a small child, I’d be crying right now.
LOL King Douche
And then he said, “Open your mouth like this! That’s when the big ugly white worm crawled into my mouth, shot out all that terrible tasting stuff and made me pregnant with Jerry’s baby. Really!
I kind of imagine her making the chewbacca noise when looking at this picture.
You’re hired!
LOL….one of People’s most beautiful people…..ugh….as in UGHly….
carpet:drapes, eyes:tits
aw, you stole my line!
+1
Wow, Nice full body tattoo, Jenna. It is definitely an improvement over the stretched skin look left by all the plastic surgery. Here’s a suggestion! Do the same thing to your face!
I remember back to the Nanny, when I wanted her to duffer my hog… Sun rise, sunset.
You’re both wrong and your both right… ?
Because promoting shit at Radio Shack is too mainstream.
Fuck! How can you write anything funnier than a picture of Fran Drescher? You just can’t! Damn you,Fish!
Looks like a burnette Ashley Tisdale.
“My dad is Pete Wentz! Muthurfuckur!”
What is my favorite animal? Turtles, of course! Watch me make a turtle face.
Why is there a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt dreaming about the dessert bar?
mmmmmmm JWoww twin
Goldie Hawn reprises her “Laugh In” face exercises for the paparazzi!
“exhibit 29″
you are killing me with this crass-buster stuff!…After I read the pic comments I look for his post cause hes sooo dumb and how people respond to him are just as funny as the photo comments…LMAO
BWAHAHA, was the “Bronx Mogwai” thing deliberate?