The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.13.11

April 13th, 2011 // 487 Comments

SURI: Stand back, faggot! Mother and I shall vanquish these foes.
TOM: It’s “daddy,” young lady.
SURI: SILENCE!

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  1. Heather Graham
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Aw yes, The Shine-on Awards! An award based on the military saying, “Let’s just shine it on!”, meaning to get by without doing anything at all! Aptly named awards!

    • K Soze

      dude…seriously….just stop… i dont hate you- well maybe alittle….but every day, you come here, and every day, you make extremely feeble attempts at humor, and yep-you guessed it-every day you fall extremely fucking short. its painful to witness.

      • Cornbread

        Here, here! And lose the “Marley B.” moniker as well; way obvs you’re the ghost writer behind those gems, too.

  2. Rose McGowan
    Nathan Bright
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this taken after the free breastfeeding?

  3. Fran Drescher
    dramkit
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank fuck there’s no audio on this site.

  4. Taylor Momsen
    Jacqueline Hyde
    Commented on this photo:

    Gweneth is sure dressing down these days.

  5. Bret Michaels
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Have they started shooting “Wild Hogs II” already?

  6. Heather Graham
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    uh oh, bird poop on the taydee

  7. Alessandra Ambrosio
    dramkit
    Commented on this photo:

    More nekkid, less face.

  8. Rose McGowan
    Unimate
    Commented on this photo:

    Best she’s looked in years.

  9. Audrina Patridge
    Jacqueline Hyde
    Commented on this photo:

    “Duhhhhhhh which way did he go George, which way did he go?!”

  10. Audrina Patridge
    Jacqueline Hyde
    Commented on this photo:

    NARF!

  11. Zachary Quinto
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    OUT? No, he’s not out. YET.

  12. Audrina Patridge
    Bi-Winning, Duh!
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t anyone else in Hollywood tell her, you never play full on retard!

  13. Gwyneth Paltrow
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Picture proof that Gwyneth Paltrow could have easily deep throated Big John “Johnny Wad” Holmes!

  14. Taylor Momsen
    Garrett
    Commented on this photo:

    The Nightmare Before Syphilis

  15. Audrina Patridge
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    So thats what a stroke looks like while its happening.

  16. Audrina Patridge
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Where are we again? Fuku…Fukushima? Whaaaa?
    (face beings to melt)

  17. Rebecca Romijn
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I understand that if you insert a quarter in her ear her teeth fold back…

  18. Taylor Momsen
    Bi-Winning, Duh!
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, promoting her shit at Best Buy – so anti establishment, so edgy.

  19. Taylor Momsen
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sméagol wants its precious”

  20. Kim Kardashian
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Introducing Sketchers newest line of athletic shoes, “Butt-n-juggs”

  21. Kim Kardashian
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, the obligatory “Crap We Missed” Kardashian photo. At least it is posted in the appropriate location under, “Crap”.It’s just too bad we didn’t miss it!

  22. Jenna Jameson
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like her crotch is burning.

  23. Taylor Momsen
    icemltr
    Commented on this photo:

    Why so serious?

  24. Fran Drescher
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Something seems to have gone horribly wrong with at least one of her veneers.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Yes,Yes it did! The one that covers her from the top of her head to the tip of her toes came loose!

    • UnholyKrep

      Due to the precipitous downturn in her career, Drescher is now using candy corn in her dental work to cut costs.

  25. Bi-Winning, Duh!

    Just hand over the penis gummies, and nobody gets cut!

  26. Reese Witherspoon
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Marriage has been good for Reese. Now she feels secure enough to fart while out for her daily run. It’s good to be free!

  27. Taylor Momsen
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    She titled it light me up because someone would have to be smoking rocks to buy that shit.

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Was she in a fire ? Her left ear has melted

  29. Zachary Quinto
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl on the left: “See the script under his arm? This guy actually thinks he will be the Gay Terminator! Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!”

    • K Soze

      sigh..see what i mean? good god, quit while you’re behind… brutal, brutal attempts at humor. every fucking photo. which just compounds the problem.

  30. Taylor Momsen
    sick
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice meth grill!

  31. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care how annoying she is, she looks good !

  32. Taylor Momsen
    plb
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear god, she looks terrifying. If I were a small child, I’d be crying right now.

  33. Bret Michaels
    btreese
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL King Douche

  34. Rebecca Romijn
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    And then he said, “Open your mouth like this! That’s when the big ugly white worm crawled into my mouth, shot out all that terrible tasting stuff and made me pregnant with Jerry’s baby. Really!

  35. Taylor Momsen
    katie
    Commented on this photo:

    I kind of imagine her making the chewbacca noise when looking at this picture.

  36. Rebecca Romijn
    The Laughing G-D
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re hired!

  37. Reese Witherspoon
    btreese
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL….one of People’s most beautiful people…..ugh….as in UGHly….

  38. Audrina Patridge
    katie
    Commented on this photo:

    carpet:drapes, eyes:tits

  39. Jenna Jameson
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Nice full body tattoo, Jenna. It is definitely an improvement over the stretched skin look left by all the plastic surgery. Here’s a suggestion! Do the same thing to your face!

  40. Fran Drescher
    The Laughing G-D
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember back to the Nanny, when I wanted her to duffer my hog… Sun rise, sunset.

  41. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    The Laughing G-D
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re both wrong and your both right… ?

  42. Taylor Momsen
    Beatnik
    Commented on this photo:

    Because promoting shit at Radio Shack is too mainstream.

  43. Fran Drescher
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck! How can you write anything funnier than a picture of Fran Drescher? You just can’t! Damn you,Fish!

  44. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a burnette Ashley Tisdale.

  45. Pete Wentz
    The Laughing G-D
    Commented on this photo:

    “My dad is Pete Wentz! Muthurfuckur!”

  46. Bret Michaels
    katie
    Commented on this photo:

    What is my favorite animal? Turtles, of course! Watch me make a turtle face.

  47. Alessandra Ambrosio
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is there a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt dreaming about the dessert bar?

  48. Emmanuelle Chriqui
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmmmm JWoww twin

  49. Goldie Hawn
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Goldie Hawn reprises her “Laugh In” face exercises for the paparazzi!

    • K Soze

      “exhibit 29″

      • MrsWrong

        you are killing me with this crass-buster stuff!…After I read the pic comments I look for his post cause hes sooo dumb and how people respond to him are just as funny as the photo comments…LMAO

  50. Pete Wentz
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    BWAHAHA, was the “Bronx Mogwai” thing deliberate?

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