The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.7.11

December 7th, 2011 // 439 Comments

“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.

You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s the smallest bikini I’ve ever seen…at least I think it’s the smallest bikini I’ve ever seen…

  2. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    Trep
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    This photo wins.

  3. Tom Cruise
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    For a second I thought this was Rob Dyrdek, but it can’t be, there’s no DC Shoes or Monster Energy Drink logos anywhere.

  4. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Michelle
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    Is this his fashion muse?

  5. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Elle
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    Members of the “mile high pants” club

  6. Tom Cruise
    Dinosaurland
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    This is the exact moment he could no longer rationalize the millions of dollars he’s invested in his UFO religion.

  7. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    Pascalecake
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    His clothes look like he’s on mushrooms.

  8. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Rob
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    Whose the bum on the right?

  9. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    Rob
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    Why are we getting so many pictures of the cast member with broad shoulders? Is she on his fantasy football team?

  10. Tom Cruise
    Larissa
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    Spotted the gorgeous stooge reporter we put in the room and now he’s thinking – ‘Oh God, he’s the one. HE IS THE ONE. I would so come out for that guy. Anonymous can’t hack into my mind, right?’

  11. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    Larissa
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    I thought we just saw her in the last post getting into a car, and her name’s Ali, right?

  12. Jesse James
    Larissa
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    OK, now all of a sudden he panics when he realises his persona demands of him he pleasures these women as well. Or else seriously, how does he keep up with his quota. The public has expectations. Make bed, lie in it.

  13. Calista Flockhart
    Larissa
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    ‘I’ve been off air long enough now for you guys to Fuck Off and leave me alone.’

  14. Brendan Fraser
    Larissa
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    ” I hate the Parisians.”

  15. Robert Downey Jr.
    Larissa
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    ‘Holy Fuck, did I really defend Mel in public? I love the guy, but shit…’

  16. Will Smith
    Larissa
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    Every god damn second of the day he really is thinking – I AM LEGEND.

  17. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
    Larissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I have always said that g-string bikinis look disgusting on everyone, and I seriously stand by that. Obviously, I am the only woman here.

  18. mrsmass

    her head is way too small for her body.

  19. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    mm
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my, I’m embarrassed for her, this is a god-awful photo. Is she truly that ugly and hulkish? Poor girl.

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