The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.7.11

“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.

You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,

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