“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.
You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,
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that’s the smallest bikini I’ve ever seen…at least I think it’s the smallest bikini I’ve ever seen…
This photo wins.
For a second I thought this was Rob Dyrdek, but it can’t be, there’s no DC Shoes or Monster Energy Drink logos anywhere.
Is this his fashion muse?
Members of the “mile high pants” club
This is the exact moment he could no longer rationalize the millions of dollars he’s invested in his UFO religion.
His clothes look like he’s on mushrooms.
Whose the bum on the right?
Why are we getting so many pictures of the cast member with broad shoulders? Is she on his fantasy football team?
Spotted the gorgeous stooge reporter we put in the room and now he’s thinking – ‘Oh God, he’s the one. HE IS THE ONE. I would so come out for that guy. Anonymous can’t hack into my mind, right?’
I thought we just saw her in the last post getting into a car, and her name’s Ali, right?
OK, now all of a sudden he panics when he realises his persona demands of him he pleasures these women as well. Or else seriously, how does he keep up with his quota. The public has expectations. Make bed, lie in it.
‘I’ve been off air long enough now for you guys to Fuck Off and leave me alone.’
” I hate the Parisians.”
‘Holy Fuck, did I really defend Mel in public? I love the guy, but shit…’
Every god damn second of the day he really is thinking – I AM LEGEND.
I have always said that g-string bikinis look disgusting on everyone, and I seriously stand by that. Obviously, I am the only woman here.
her head is way too small for her body.
Oh my, I’m embarrassed for her, this is a god-awful photo. Is she truly that ugly and hulkish? Poor girl.