“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.
You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
The backdrop printer left out the “h.”
The secret ingredient? Semen.
He has that “Sandusky did me in the shower too” look.
Fuck, she even looks good going to the dry cleaners.
It’s like they’re having a contest to see who can get their pants the highest.
“December at last! No chance of being hit by a leaf.”
Hahahahaha!!
Oompa loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
Stale Prince of Bel-Air.
tits
Ass
Squat & squatter.
I think her sphincter just winked at me.
Nah, it was just a blink, bro.
Every once in a while, you need a minion to adjust your ass.
I dont like his little nub feet. He looks like he’s walking around in MiniMe shoes.
Listening to Rush.
yet they STILL arent in the RnR HOF.
Fuck Rolling Stone. Grrr.
I gotta say Deena looks pretty fuckable in that picture.
Yeah she does.
Come to daddy.
She looks a little chunky here but thats to be expected. She almost 48 now.
Why does Al Pacino dress like that? Every pic posted of him unless he’s at an awards show, he’s dressed in those same old man verklempt attire.
Tim to suck today’s dick.
Now he’s banging chicks who’s looks can only improve when dressed like Nazis…
there lies a caulk tucked away amongst those gunt rolls…
This is not the really hot one, that is Kendall, and in this one’s defense, she is still really young.
Unlike India, they are way too rich to pay off over in Dubai.
She could always do openings for public toilets like Kim used to do.
“No sir, that’s 5′ 7″ WITHOUT heels. What news organization are you with anyway ?”
“But seriously Al, I am trying to get you better roles but people keep commenting that you look like a fat, old, homeless bum now and that’s what’s hurting you.”
Matt Damon in, The Bourne Yodeler.”
So that’s what they mean by being “lit badly”.
I’d fuck her right now, because that’s the best she has looked in months. But afterwards, she’s gotta go, I ain’t taking no chances seeing her as she usually is.
Welcome to your Oedipal Complex, kid.
I’d spread those with my tongue.
She would have had my eternal respect if she turned around and beat that hipster chick to death.
“Fuck, THESE are my fans ? I gotta get out of this business !”
Now I know why Harrison Ford drinks.
Small feet, Small hands…outrageous behavior do not make up for a tiny pecker.
Listen, whoever comes to you with this Godfather IV sequel, he’s the traitor. Don’t forget that.
Shit, I was gonna have that guy be Tessio, but this is better.
He got a new hair piece, good job.
Yeah, I know, my kids suck.
Jesus Fish eye makeup. That’s new.
I want to draw little feet on her cheeks and make it a pair of Darwin Fish.
AAHAHAHA!! AAA+++
Somewhat of a step down from Sandra Bullocks.
Wow, eight more layers of clothing and it would be a spot on impression of an Olsen twin.
She looks like a cross between Danica Patrick and a man. That’s right, I’m officially dubbing this young girl I’ve never met; “Manica Patrick”, because I am shallow and base the value of a woman solely on her looks. Regardless of age.
Manica Patrick.
Bahahaha!
I’ve got ten bucks she starts banging black dudes within the next year.
A cross between Danica Patrick and a man, would be like 2/3 man.
Legend.
What’s missing in this shot are the letters, “C” and “U” on the large grey sign below Tom’s name plate
Been waiting for his new album to drop, yo.
Did somebody order a dozen communist revolutions?
I was thinking she looked like a Chinese peasant!
In my opinion he looks like a less masculine version of Elisabeth Moss.
Color me surprised, the hipster twat behind her isn’t taking her picture with her iPhone and posting an instagram.
hmmmm Ali Larter, yes. Boot leg leather pants, no.
This is his stunt double.