The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.7.11

December 7th, 2011 // 439 Comments

“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.

You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
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    The backdrop printer left out the “h.”

  2. Megan Fox
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    The secret ingredient? Semen.

  3. Robert Downey Jr.
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    He has that “Sandusky did me in the shower too” look.

  4. Ali Larter Butt Leather Pants
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    Fuck, she even looks good going to the dry cleaners.

  5. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
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    It’s like they’re having a contest to see who can get their pants the highest.

  6. Calista Flockhart
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “December at last! No chance of being hit by a leaf.”

  7. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Frank Burns
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    Oompa loompa doompadah dee
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me

  8. Will Smith
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    Stale Prince of Bel-Air.

  9. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
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    tits

  10. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
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    Ass

  11. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    catapostrophe
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    Squat & squatter.

  12. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
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    I think her sphincter just winked at me.

  13. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
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    Every once in a while, you need a minion to adjust your ass.

  14. Russell Brand Leather Pants
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    I dont like his little nub feet. He looks like he’s walking around in MiniMe shoes.

  15. Will Smith
    catapostrophe
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    Listening to Rush.

  16. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
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    I gotta say Deena looks pretty fuckable in that picture.

    Yeah she does.

    Come to daddy.

  17. Calista Flockhart
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    She looks a little chunky here but thats to be expected. She almost 48 now.

  18. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Biff
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    Why does Al Pacino dress like that? Every pic posted of him unless he’s at an awards show, he’s dressed in those same old man verklempt attire.

  19. Matt Damon Bald Head Screaming
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    Tim to suck today’s dick.

  20. Jesse James
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    Now he’s banging chicks who’s looks can only improve when dressed like Nazis…

  21. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    boing
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    there lies a caulk tucked away amongst those gunt rolls…

  22. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    Venom
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    This is not the really hot one, that is Kendall, and in this one’s defense, she is still really young.

  23. Tom Cruise
    Venom
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    Unlike India, they are way too rich to pay off over in Dubai.

  24. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    Bonky
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    She could always do openings for public toilets like Kim used to do.

  25. Tom Cruise
    Bonky
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    “No sir, that’s 5′ 7″ WITHOUT heels. What news organization are you with anyway ?”

  26. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Bonky
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    “But seriously Al, I am trying to get you better roles but people keep commenting that you look like a fat, old, homeless bum now and that’s what’s hurting you.”

  27. Matt Damon Bald Head Screaming
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    Matt Damon in, The Bourne Yodeler.”

  28. Matt Damon Bald Head Screaming
    Bonky
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    So that’s what they mean by being “lit badly”.

  29. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    Bonky
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    I’d fuck her right now, because that’s the best she has looked in months. But afterwards, she’s gotta go, I ain’t taking no chances seeing her as she usually is.

  30. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Welcome to your Oedipal Complex, kid.

  31. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
    Biff
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    I’d spread those with my tongue.

  32. Mischa Barton
    Venom
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    She would have had my eternal respect if she turned around and beat that hipster chick to death.

  33. Jesse James
    Bonky
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    “Fuck, THESE are my fans ? I gotta get out of this business !”

  34. Calista Flockhart
    Bonky
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    Now I know why Harrison Ford drinks.

  35. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    Biff
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    Small feet, Small hands…outrageous behavior do not make up for a tiny pecker.

  36. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    techman
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    Listen, whoever comes to you with this Godfather IV sequel, he’s the traitor. Don’t forget that.

  37. Brendan Fraser
    Venom
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    He got a new hair piece, good job.

  38. Will Smith
    Venom
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    Yeah, I know, my kids suck.

  39. Mischa Barton
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Jesus Fish eye makeup. That’s new.

  40. Jesse James
    anthonyOA
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    Somewhat of a step down from Sandra Bullocks.

  41. Mischa Barton
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Wow, eight more layers of clothing and it would be a spot on impression of an Olsen twin.

  42. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    fattymcgee
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    She looks like a cross between Danica Patrick and a man. That’s right, I’m officially dubbing this young girl I’ve never met; “Manica Patrick”, because I am shallow and base the value of a woman solely on her looks. Regardless of age.

  43. Robert Downey Jr.
    anthonyOA
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    Legend.

  44. Tom Cruise
    fattymcgee
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    What’s missing in this shot are the letters, “C” and “U” on the large grey sign below Tom’s name plate

  45. Will Smith
    anthonyOA
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    Been waiting for his new album to drop, yo.

  46. Calista Flockhart
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Did somebody order a dozen communist revolutions?

  47. Brendan Fraser
    Snuggles
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    In my opinion he looks like a less masculine version of Elisabeth Moss.

  48. Mischa Barton
    Drew
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    Color me surprised, the hipster twat behind her isn’t taking her picture with her iPhone and posting an instagram.

  49. Ali Larter Butt Leather Pants
    Winnie
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    hmmmm Ali Larter, yes. Boot leg leather pants, no.

  50. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Winnie
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    This is his stunt double.

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