The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.7.11

December 7th, 2011 // 439 Comments

“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.

You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tom Cruise
    Can
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those… cold sores… on my hired fans? Don’t make me jump over this table. HOIST THE CRANE! I’m comin for ya, bitch!

  2. Brendan Fraser
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    His head is shaped like Stewies!

  3. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys ever notice how she looks like a combination of Snookie and JWoww? I’m really gonna have to start re-thinking this whole religion thing…

  4. Will Smith
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh, no longer relevant!

  5. Jesse James
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    ernst, am was zum Teufel soll ich mit diesen fugly Hündinnen tun

  6. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, we now know who stole Ali Larter’s pants.

  7. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “…they toss it, and leave it,
    and I pull up quick to retrieve it.”

  8. Jesse James
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s in his trance like state where he must bang everything he sees… Just kidding, that’s just his normal face…

  9. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid gay kid. That chair should be mine!

  10. Megan Fox
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Sporting duck lips.

  11. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously!? Once you kick the heroin, the leather pants should be next to go.

  12. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s dressed worse… the multi-millionaire who wears the same clothes EVERY day or the guy whose pantsline is making his nipples itch?

  13. west

    Look at the pimped out little ho. Her parents should be prosecuted.

  14. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I think I’ve just seen Jesus.
    …And even He does not have an ass like this.

  15. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I just pre’ed a little.

  16. Calista Flockhart
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet you Leann Rimes is looking at this saying Challenge Accepted

  17. Brendan Fraser
    Commented on this photo:

    He resembles a cro-magnum more now than he ever did in Encino man

  18. Robert Downey Jr.
    bbiowa
    Commented on this photo:

    Alan Arkin looks good.

  19. Tom Cruise
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Journalist: “Is it true, Mr. Cruise, that you’ve decided to start off with a SOFT -sell of your new movie here in the Middle-East, to GENTLY FEEL-out viewer response before PLUNGING INTO Europe for the HARD sell (let’s face it, they can be very ANAL with action blockbusters), and finally COMING to North America and SATURATING the market there?
    Tom: “If you’ll excuse me, I ah— I have to use the men’s room for a moment”.

  20. Jesse James
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    His eyes are saying “DIAL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  21. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Seth Greene is looking really old.

  22. Tom Cruise
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Mister Cruise! Mister Cruise! I have a question for you. My friend says the samosas are vegetarian but I say they are not. Most definitely.

  23. Robert Downey Jr.
    Commented on this photo:

    Robert is stunned as he hears the man behind him yell “He’s got a little dick!”

  24. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    What are her father’s eyebrows doing over her tits?

  25. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s shiny pants day.

  26. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
    I'magirl
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to go to there.

  27. Tom Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom found the best way to get water out of his ear was to lean over, tap his head, and have a Scientologist recruit suck his cock under a table.

  28. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The Christmas elves are coming, and they are pissed.

  29. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Those pants looked better on Ali Larter.

  30. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    I'magirl
    Commented on this photo:

    So jelly.

  31. Calista Flockhart
    John Riley
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

  32. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those stripes go all the way into the next time zone.

  33. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Tanz
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh, Pacino. But who’s the guy on the right?

  34. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens when you look at people from the wrong end of the binoculars.

  35. Jesse James
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Chick on left: “That’s mah teddy bear! Quick, take the pic, I want it blown up an’ in mah trailer tuh-night!”
    Chick on right: “Bvvv! Guh-gll-gll!Bvvrt!”
    Jesse: (thinking) “Yep, these are the last of my loyal fans. Someone shoot me now. please…”

  36. Mischa Barton
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you, chick in big glasses who’s all judgmental.

  37. Mischa Barton
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Lived fast, died young, left a good-looking corpse.

  38. Jesse James
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one foul sandwich….and you know he loved every minute of it.

  39. Brendan Fraser
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    One eye’s lookin’ at ya, and the other’s looking for the food cart.

  40. Jesse James
    Commented on this photo:

    I had to check. For a minute there, I thought I was on the People of Walmart site.

  41. Robert Downey Jr.
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    RDJ does his best to make a Mr Rogers cardigan sweater cool.

  42. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone else see the bug-eyed alien inside her top? Is that the Thetan thingy that Tom Cruise is scared of (or is the Thetan thingy Tom fears look more like a woman’s vagina)?

  43. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought there was a fashion rule regarding Oompaloompas and horizontal stripes.

  44. Tom Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, he fears the Thetan thingy (that is Scientologist slang for vagina).

  45. Will Smith
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    So past his sell-by date…

  46. Brendan Fraser
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s the look of somebody who is totally rockin’ the Marrakech International Film Festival.

  47. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Now he’s renting old men to hang with so he looks a bit hipper. If he gets any more hideous he’ll need to be renting dead people to hang with.

  48. Robert Downey Jr.
    Commented on this photo:

    “Really” Baldwin got kicked off a plane for playing Words With Friends?? I took a dump in a vomit bag and they served me champagne.”

  49. Tom Cruise
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Was that a glib question? Damn it, no glib questions were to be asked. Glib sucks. I hate the glib. Nobody asks Maverick the glib!”

  50. Calista Flockhart
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think I ever saw Mary Kate smile before today.

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