“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.
You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,
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WHAT IN SATAN’S GREAT NAME IS THAT
Satan’s not great, ALLAH does!!!
makes no sense.
JWow actually looks kinda innocent at 15. Whoda thunk?
Present Al Pacino meets Future Anderson Cooper. Hilarity ensues.
“Whaddaya think I’m gonna do?!?! I’m gonna chuck the ring in the volcano, Sam! Sauron? Eh, Fuck dat guy.”
“MATT DAMON!!”
…never go full retard
Fuck you Hans Brix!
Wow…just, wow.
“The Sitter” is her new perfume fragrance, hence named because it smells like someone just got up after sitting on a vinyl chair for 7 hours.
Has always suffered from the “no ass syndrome”
she has a little bit. it’s just really long and squishy.
I do believe I’d still bury my face in that “no ass”.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
Remember when she used to be hot? Yea, me neither.
But he forgot to turn the shoes inside out so now it just looks ridiculous
Those ears!!!
“This press conference needs more hired fans”
If she’s ever tried for murder, I hope she doesn’t use the alibi “I was out getting a bite…”
It would fly as it was literally a bite.
First footage from the “Naked Khloe Kam.”
FTW
“They laser off my herp sores for free as long as I let the doctor ejaculate on my legs.”
I think we have winner here, guys.
Can you tell me where the Pee Wee Herman fan club meeting is being help?
I thought Dudley Moore was dead.
In every picture, there’s a hipster chick in a beret saying it all with her eyes.
The hipster chick is thinking “Dat’s a fat ass”.
Hipster chick: “Mischa, you should eat some make up so you can be pretty inside too, bitch.”
Meet the next Maxim cover model.
It’ll be a four-page fold-out with elevation marks and political divisions.
Despite the thinning hair, the dude doesn’t seem to age.
I was just about to say that. He looks almost the exact same as he did 15 years ago.
That’s because he is a highlander. In the end there can only be one. Side note: He does remind me of the Kurgan.
Al, you got to come back! Santa didn’t mean it. You know the pressure he’s under.
While you suckers have been busy trying to come up with witty captions for the other pictures, I have been enjoying these for quite some time.
What are you trying to say… you came already?
Oblivia, before you say anything remember, you are still fat. Your patronage is appreciated.
“The circumference of the right cheek is somewhat larger than the circumference of the left. Someone hasn’t been exercising properly.”
We got another fat one coming up.
Now you know why Kris works so hard to whore out Kim and Kourtney. She knows that the money is going to dry up when she’s got no one left but Khloe and this one to pimp.
Its a Jenner (not a Kardashian…)! Not as pretty as the others and she should not even be getting her picture taken.
She’s not pretty at all. At least Kendell is cute.
She’s still tainted with PimpMomma’s blood, but really, not resembling any of THOSE girls makes her the luckiest member of that family.
She’s prettier than any of her fake plastic sisters.
Run away little girl! Before it is too late!
“in case people miss the huge sign under me, I need the little sign too. Tom Cruise don’t do one sign”
The “huge” sign is actually a regular one – the “little” one is his name tag.
I think she’s unflattering, rude, obnoxious, annoying, and spoiled, this Jenner girl. But Kris Jenner is her mother, so there’s no surprise to this.
Those eyes say HELP ME!!
she’s G-list now? i’m pretty sure that means ‘former actress on suicide watch’
The hosiery, the dress, the belt!! Good sakes where did she raid the only CLOTHESTIME outlet left in the world??
She’s still alive?
You are just so glib tom! You don’t know anything about being human!
“Could you speak into the microphone and tell us your name please?”
TCLTC
TFLTC!
Simon Cowell’s long lost twin.
Minus the v-neck of course.
yup, totally what I expected his ‘fans’ to look like. all is right with the world.
what a maroon….
*Moron
I guess you’ve never watched a single bugs bunny in your entire life….
Droopy leather pants! How is that possible?
UGHHH!! Another shapeless, skinny butt with no juice!! Girl needs to work out and get the DONKEY butt if she is going to let it hang out like that!!
Shapeless skinny butt? You’re fucking joking, right? Be less of a jealous cunt.
agreed. im a girl and i was even thinking “her ass wrinkles are even hot”
Marie C, shut up fatass.
Actually she could stand a little toning. Not quite as nice as Michelle Hunziker.
meow, cat fight
If I had to close being a walrus or looking Deena for the rest of my life….I’d choose the walrus. At least I’ll have a longer life expectancy.
I’m looking for my keys….
All aboard the crazy train!
Is someone putting these two into some sort of shrink chamber? I bet it was Tom Cruise.
“Where’d that stump come from, Holmes?”
“It’s a lemon tree, my dear Watson.”
After the skanks he has banged those women are lucky to not be crawling will herpes!
In reality the woman on the right is so crammed with herpes it’s making her eyes bug out and the tranny on the left is none to happy below that sequined belt.
She needs to boot whoever made that thing and whoever told her it was a good idea to wear.
That is an” I am married to Indiana Jones smile!!!”