The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.7.11

December 7th, 2011 // 439 Comments

“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Flockhart finding just the perfect rib to remove for Harrison for Christmas, and Russell Brand and Ali Larter who are apparently calling each other in the morning now.

You bet your Venezuelan ass there’s more Aida Yespica at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    neo
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    WHAT IN SATAN’S GREAT NAME IS THAT

  2. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
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    JWow actually looks kinda innocent at 15. Whoda thunk?

  3. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
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    Present Al Pacino meets Future Anderson Cooper. Hilarity ensues.

  4. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    I'm A Jerk
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    “Whaddaya think I’m gonna do?!?! I’m gonna chuck the ring in the volcano, Sam! Sauron? Eh, Fuck dat guy.”

  5. Matt Damon Bald Head Screaming
    Matt Damon!
    Commented on this photo:

    “MATT DAMON!!”

  6. Jesse James
    Matt Damon!
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…just, wow.

  7. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
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    “The Sitter” is her new perfume fragrance, hence named because it smells like someone just got up after sitting on a vinyl chair for 7 hours.

  8. Ali Larter Butt Leather Pants
    Jam
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    Has always suffered from the “no ass syndrome”

  9. Calista Flockhart
    Matt Damon!
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    Remember when she used to be hot? Yea, me neither.

  10. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    But he forgot to turn the shoes inside out so now it just looks ridiculous

  11. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    Carolyn
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    Those ears!!!

  12. Tom Cruise
    Lt. Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    “This press conference needs more hired fans”

  13. Calista Flockhart
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    If she’s ever tried for murder, I hope she doesn’t use the alibi “I was out getting a bite…”

  14. Robert Downey Jr.
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    First footage from the “Naked Khloe Kam.”

  15. Jesse James
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    FTW

  16. Megan Fox
    JC
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    “They laser off my herp sores for free as long as I let the doctor ejaculate on my legs.”

  17. Robert Downey Jr.
    fappyfap
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you tell me where the Pee Wee Herman fan club meeting is being help?

  18. Brendan Fraser
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Dudley Moore was dead.

  19. Mischa Barton
    JC
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    In every picture, there’s a hipster chick in a beret saying it all with her eyes.

  20. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Meet the next Maxim cover model.

  21. Brendan Fraser
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    Despite the thinning hair, the dude doesn’t seem to age.

    • DeucePickle

      I was just about to say that. He looks almost the exact same as he did 15 years ago.

      • Alex

        That’s because he is a highlander. In the end there can only be one. Side note: He does remind me of the Kurgan.

  22. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Al, you got to come back! Santa didn’t mean it. You know the pressure he’s under.

  23. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
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    While you suckers have been busy trying to come up with witty captions for the other pictures, I have been enjoying these for quite some time.

  24. Tom Cruise
    Mike Roberts
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    Oblivia, before you say anything remember, you are still fat. Your patronage is appreciated.

  25. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “The circumference of the right cheek is somewhat larger than the circumference of the left. Someone hasn’t been exercising properly.”

  26. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    The Pope
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    We got another fat one coming up.

  27. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    JC
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    Now you know why Kris works so hard to whore out Kim and Kourtney. She knows that the money is going to dry up when she’s got no one left but Khloe and this one to pimp.

  28. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    Marie C
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    Its a Jenner (not a Kardashian…)! Not as pretty as the others and she should not even be getting her picture taken.

    • WhateverYouSay

      She’s not pretty at all. At least Kendell is cute.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      She’s still tainted with PimpMomma’s blood, but really, not resembling any of THOSE girls makes her the luckiest member of that family.

    • Dan

      She’s prettier than any of her fake plastic sisters.

      Run away little girl! Before it is too late!

  29. Tom Cruise
    Any Guy
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    “in case people miss the huge sign under me, I need the little sign too. Tom Cruise don’t do one sign”

  30. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    WhateverYouSay
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    I think she’s unflattering, rude, obnoxious, annoying, and spoiled, this Jenner girl. But Kris Jenner is her mother, so there’s no surprise to this.

  31. Mischa Barton
    Marie C
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    Those eyes say HELP ME!!

  32. Mischa Barton
    Any Guy
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    she’s G-list now? i’m pretty sure that means ‘former actress on suicide watch’

  33. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    Marie C
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    The hosiery, the dress, the belt!! Good sakes where did she raid the only CLOTHESTIME outlet left in the world??

  34. Mischa Barton
    WhateverYouSay
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    She’s still alive?

  35. Tom Cruise
    farting old man's wife
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    You are just so glib tom! You don’t know anything about being human!

  36. Tom Cruise
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “Could you speak into the microphone and tell us your name please?”

  37. Tom Cruise
    Buddy the Elf
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    TCLTC

  38. Tom Cruise
    Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong
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    Simon Cowell’s long lost twin.

  39. Jesse James
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    yup, totally what I expected his ‘fans’ to look like. all is right with the world.

  40. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    wtf
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    what a maroon….

  41. Russell Brand Leather Pants
    farting old man's wife
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    Droopy leather pants! How is that possible?

  42. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini
    Marie C
    Commented on this photo:

    UGHHH!! Another shapeless, skinny butt with no juice!! Girl needs to work out and get the DONKEY butt if she is going to let it hang out like that!!

  43. Deena Cortese Tight Dress The Sitter Premiere
    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    If I had to close being a walrus or looking Deena for the rest of my life….I’d choose the walrus. At least I’ll have a longer life expectancy.

  44. Aida Yespica Claudia Galanti Butt Bikini
    Marie C
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m looking for my keys….

  45. Calista Flockhart
    The Pope
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    All aboard the crazy train!

  46. Al Pacino Scarf Scruffy Clothes
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    Is someone putting these two into some sort of shrink chamber? I bet it was Tom Cruise.

  47. Robert Downey Jr.
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Where’d that stump come from, Holmes?”
    “It’s a lemon tree, my dear Watson.”

  48. Jesse James
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    After the skanks he has banged those women are lucky to not be crawling will herpes!

    • Evil Dick Tater

      In reality the woman on the right is so crammed with herpes it’s making her eyes bug out and the tranny on the left is none to happy below that sequined belt.

  49. Kylie Jenner Bra See Through Shirt
    Ruth
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    She needs to boot whoever made that thing and whoever told her it was a good idea to wear.

  50. Calista Flockhart
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    That is an” I am married to Indiana Jones smile!!!”

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