Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.
You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,
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Pretty sure that’s her brother Darryl, or her other brother Darryl.
Niiice! :D
If the turned his head to the right and looked down, he’d get the same view that Clooney gets all the time. Fucker.
Judging by the women behind her, that event is a thrill a minute.
Latoya, you look like you need to see a doctor…Dr. Conrad Murray!
nobody can top that one!!
” ckfuhhhhh….gahhh myyyy….preCIOUS….de hobbits ….hav it…”
Chris Nosh
more like DOA steakhouse
This is why you can never try and sneak in a quick hummer with Adrian Grenier.
“Dang Christy….I can’t believe you missed that Chick-Fila. What the hell am I paying you for?”
That sandwich is more famous than he is.
She knows her “music” is worthless unless she’s stripping like a $2.00 pole dancer.
He’s like a young Paul Giamatti, minus the milia.
Interviewer: “Hey Jane, how do you make a Bloody Mary?”
Jane: “With vodka and CLAAAAAMATO.”
looks like Bibbs has got some nice nibbs.
I just dont get this chick, she’s such a hippy yet injects her face with all kinds of shit.
Hold a post-it note up to your monitor and cover from the eyes up. Than vice versa. Repeat
Pooey Deschanel .
I’d still nail her sideways til next year with skat on her face. Not a deal breaker.
yesssssss
Low grade marching band has a rusty trombone.
At least she put her blinders on. Who knows how much damage she’d cause without them.
Is that her “Oh, another producer is getting in the car?” face?
Don’t tell me to get some sleep, I always have sacks under my eyes.
“You were right, Luke”
Her boobs had a mini stroke like Frankie Muniz.
her boobs are responsible for a series of strokes I had in 1995.
hahahahaha I’m sorry Beef, I laughed at your traumas. :D
The horror… The horror…
You move Hasselhoff.
It doesn’t look like there’s really any need for the top.
Selling crappy overpriced “swimwear” is the point of the entire exercise and the American market demands that the nipples must be covered.
Just to be clear: I was implying that this broad hasn’t got any tits.
I seriously thought she had died.
He could be playing death!
Why so serious?
This was just moments before he pulled out his Jitter Bug phone to complain about how his grandkids never visit.
Oh, so that’s where marching bands come from.
With the skirt riding up we have confirmation she’s a Palomino.
Can we just start over?
I think that’s the mold that killed Brittany Murphy.
The guy that looks like the bastard offspring of Tom Hanks and Bill Murray has tiny feet.
No kidding. Must be like walking on stilts.
“You see it’s this way Vince. We have to cut all your scenes because you’re acting is just crap.”
She’s been poutine free for six months.
I’m guessing her husband never met her mother before he proposed.
Yes, rule number 1 is always ask to meet the mom before proposing. At least see a picture.
Is off to a Paranoid’s Anonymous meeting. Where are the meetings? None of your fucking business.
Why? Who wants to know?
Really nice, natural looking body!
and….. keep doing what your doing.
from the thumbnail I thought Gandolfini! I still love both of them tho.
That is the best Miss Piggy costume I’ve ever seen. Bravo!
Wonder what she does for a living.
ew. ew. ew.
Style Maven!
If you put this picture beside the one of Tori Spelling from today and the one of Melanie Griffith from yesterday, you would have the hardest game of FMK ever.
I sense a serious airbrushing coming on.
no velour Diddy. Not even JayZ can work velour. Or Beyonce even.
Where’s the Hamm, Fabio?
crap. has she not seen any pictures of herself in this pose? I’m still fuckin scarred from the last one! Stop the madness!