The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.5.12

December 5th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.

You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
    1NDUN
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    Pretty sure that’s her brother Darryl, or her other brother Darryl.

  2. Stacy Keibler Dikembe Mutombo 4.5 Weeks To Save the World Launch Event
    cc
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    If the turned his head to the right and looked down, he’d get the same view that Clooney gets all the time. Fucker.

  3. Jane Lynch Extra
    cc
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    Judging by the women behind her, that event is a thrill a minute.

  4. La Toya Jackson Cleavage The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
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    Latoya, you look like you need to see a doctor…Dr. Conrad Murray!

  5. Tori Spelling
    Deacon Jones
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    ” ckfuhhhhh….gahhh myyyy….preCIOUS….de hobbits ….hav it…”

  6. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    1NDUN
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    Chris Nosh

  7. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    broduh jenner
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    more like DOA steakhouse

  8. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
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    This is why you can never try and sneak in a quick hummer with Adrian Grenier.

  9. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    “Dang Christy….I can’t believe you missed that Chick-Fila. What the hell am I paying you for?”

  10. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    ThisWillHurt
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    That sandwich is more famous than he is.

  11. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Rick
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    She knows her “music” is worthless unless she’s stripping like a $2.00 pole dancer.

  12. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard Vest Golden Age After Party
    cc
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    He’s like a young Paul Giamatti, minus the milia.

  13. Jane Lynch Extra
    1NDUN
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    Interviewer: “Hey Jane, how do you make a Bloody Mary?”
    Jane: “With vodka and CLAAAAAMATO.”

  14. Leslie Bibb Nipples See Through Shirt
    karlito
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    looks like Bibbs has got some nice nibbs.

  15. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
    Deacon Jones
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    I just dont get this chick, she’s such a hippy yet injects her face with all kinds of shit.

    Hold a post-it note up to your monitor and cover from the eyes up. Than vice versa. Repeat

  16. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    Tidbit
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    Pooey Deschanel .

    I’d still nail her sideways til next year with skat on her face. Not a deal breaker.

  17. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
    Deacon Jones
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    yesssssss

  18. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Tidbit
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    Low grade marching band has a rusty trombone.

  19. Sara Jessica Parker Short Dress Tights Sweater
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    At least she put her blinders on. Who knows how much damage she’d cause without them.

  20. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
    Deacon Jones
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    Is that her “Oh, another producer is getting in the car?” face?

  21. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    cc
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    Don’t tell me to get some sleep, I always have sacks under my eyes.

  22. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    Mr. Poop
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    “You were right, Luke”

  23. Carmen Electra Launch Of Chinese Laundry By Kristin Cavallari
    Tidbit
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    Her boobs had a mini stroke like Frankie Muniz.

  24. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    Matty
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    The horror… The horror…

  25. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    Doctor_Joystick
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    You move Hasselhoff.

  26. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
    seriouslynow
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    It doesn’t look like there’s really any need for the top.

    • Cock Dr

      Selling crappy overpriced “swimwear” is the point of the entire exercise and the American market demands that the nipples must be covered.

  27. Shanna Moakler Legs Minidress Color Salon By Michael Boychuck
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    I seriously thought she had died.

  28. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    Bigalkie
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    He could be playing death!

  29. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    Tidbit
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    Why so serious?

  30. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
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    This was just moments before he pulled out his Jitter Bug phone to complain about how his grandkids never visit.

  31. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Oh, so that’s where marching bands come from.

  32. Sara Jessica Parker Short Dress Tights Sweater
    Tidbit
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    With the skirt riding up we have confirmation she’s a Palomino.

  33. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    Bigalkie
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    Can we just start over?

  34. Sara Jessica Parker Short Dress Tights Sweater
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    I think that’s the mold that killed Brittany Murphy.

  35. Hugh Jackman
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    The guy that looks like the bastard offspring of Tom Hanks and Bill Murray has tiny feet.

  36. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    tlmck
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    “You see it’s this way Vince. We have to cut all your scenes because you’re acting is just crap.”

  37. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Bigalkie
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    She’s been poutine free for six months.

  38. Tori Spelling
    tlmck
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    I’m guessing her husband never met her mother before he proposed.

  39. Paula Abdul No Make Up
    Bigalkie
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    Is off to a Paranoid’s Anonymous meeting. Where are the meetings? None of your fucking business.

  40. Leslie Bibb Nipples See Through Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    Really nice, natural looking body!

  41. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
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    from the thumbnail I thought Gandolfini! I still love both of them tho.

  42. Tori Spelling
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    That is the best Miss Piggy costume I’ve ever seen. Bravo!

  43. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    DeucePickle
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    Wonder what she does for a living.

  44. Shanna Moakler Legs Minidress Color Salon By Michael Boychuck
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    ew. ew. ew.

  45. Sara Jessica Parker Short Dress Tights Sweater
    Bigalkie
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    Style Maven!

  46. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    If you put this picture beside the one of Tori Spelling from today and the one of Melanie Griffith from yesterday, you would have the hardest game of FMK ever.

  47. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
    Bigalkie
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    I sense a serious airbrushing coming on.

  48. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
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    no velour Diddy. Not even JayZ can work velour. Or Beyonce even.

  49. Fabio Nipples
    calledit
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    Where’s the Hamm, Fabio?

  50. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    crap. has she not seen any pictures of herself in this pose? I’m still fuckin scarred from the last one! Stop the madness!

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