The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.5.12

December 5th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.

You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Carmen Electra Launch Of Chinese Laundry By Kristin Cavallari
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    I have no idea what that caption means, but you could take a picture of Carmen Electra at an actual Chinese laundry and that would be all right by me.

  2. Stacy Keibler Dikembe Mutombo 4.5 Weeks To Save the World Launch Event
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    “Funny you should mention snakes because my jaw unhinges just like a boa’s!”

  3. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
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    First he ate Jared, now he’s eating Jared’s sandwich.

  4. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
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    Celebration of Carole King and her music to benefit Paul Newman’s The Painted Turtle Camp in Hollywood.

    Or the easier acronym….CCKHMBPMTPTCH.

  5. Fabio Nipples
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    Flubio

  6. Fabio Nipples
    joe
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    Who knew Aniston had a twin brother?

  7. Tori Spelling
    BP
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    Miss Piggy….

  8. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
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    Mr. Big Gyro

  9. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Dear Santa,

    I’ve been very good this year.

    Please give me my eyesight back.

    Mark

  10. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    cuddles
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    If there’s anything I learned from Orgasmo, it’s that porn stars and Mormons ALWAYS go well together.

  11. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Dress Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
    henry hill
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    i highly recommend she check into the hotel dachau and make sure to use the showers.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I bet that 1 thumb’s down is from a pedant who knows Dachau wasn’t a death camp.

  12. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    henry hill
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    lord vadaaaaar……

  13. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
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    “Opulence. I has it.”

  14. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
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    I’m a little bit cuntry!

  15. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    zomgbie
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    shes 50.
    mick jagger is 70.
    so shes got another 20 more years of this to go.

  16. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
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    This gal’s a bit kooky. I like her.

  17. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard Vest Golden Age After Party
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    It’s nice to see him doing something other than sitting by the phone when nobody is making an “American Pie” movie.

  18. Elle Macpherson Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
    BP
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    Even with those nasty age spots, I’d still hit that!

  19. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    cc
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    She’s going commando.

  20. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
    BP
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    She’s more manly now than Fabio!

  21. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    ThisWillHurt
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    Excuse me, but you’ve got a little oatmeal on your chin. What do you mean “That IS my chin?”

  22. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    cc
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    Nice try, but I don’t see any Hamm there.

  23. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
    BP
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    She must’ve left her implants back in the dressing room….

  24. Carmen Electra Launch Of Chinese Laundry By Kristin Cavallari
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    My short term goal is to make enough money to get my right boob done too.

  25. Shanna Moakler Legs Minidress Color Salon By Michael Boychuck
    cc
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    Always Pads….activate!

  26. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    EricLr
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    Well, I guess we know who’s getting the lead in the next Brett Ratner movie.

  27. Fabio Nipples
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    Hulk…want…Schwarma.

  28. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Excuse me, Miss Carey? Can you turn so we can get a better look at your . . . I was gonna say necklace, but that works too. Smile!”

  29. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    Drew
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    Butterface.

  30. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    EricLr
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    It’s nice that she does Christmas songs for the kids.

  31. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    cc
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    Behold, the sugar plum fairy is now the date fairy.

  32. Ali Larter Cleavage
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    Did she get tangled in the drapery on the way out of the store?

  33. Amber Heard Butt Paranoia Set
    1NDUN
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    Is it the sequel to Reefer Madness?

  34. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
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    Looks like he’s delivering for Walter White.

  35. Tori Spelling
    karlito
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    money can’t by everything, can it? UGH.

  36. Hugh Jackman
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone is about to have a dance-off with a rival 50′s greaser gang.

  37. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    EricLr
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    Well, nothing says “Donny and Marie” quite like huge tits.

  38. Amber Heard Butt Paranoia Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Thought this was Kristen Stewart, but she clearly has an ass, is flexible, and smiles. My bad.

  39. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
    Jade
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    Somewhere a little old lady is tearing through her laundry trying to find her red velour leisure suit.

  40. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Chick is a “butter body”… cute face, body needs work.

    • But she’s gotten a lot better looking, considering she was quite recently in a car commercial where she was put next to the balls eating guy from Food Network to make her look slim.

  41. Elle Macpherson Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
    1NDUN
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    “I know, right? Rumer Willis. Seriously?”

  42. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Jade
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    I was trying to eat :(

  43. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    karlito
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    looks like the Elephant Man came back as a woman in this life.

  44. Hugh Jackman
    The Pope
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    “Vaseline, Vaseline…nope, don’t have it. Check your pockets.”

  45. Tori Spelling
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    Who did her surgeries…Jocelyn Wildenstein?

  46. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    cc
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    What the hell is she doing there?

  47. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    EricLr
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    Yeah, I know it’s a fart joke….but what’s the SUB-CONTEXT?

  48. Tori Spelling
    Jade
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    Her face looks like the cheese on my pizza.

  49. Tori Spelling
    EricLr
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    That Dean is such a lucky guy.

  50. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
    Jade
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    I get it. Today has a theme. It is “bad plastic surgery” day.

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