Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.
You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,
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I have no idea what that caption means, but you could take a picture of Carmen Electra at an actual Chinese laundry and that would be all right by me.
“Funny you should mention snakes because my jaw unhinges just like a boa’s!”
First he ate Jared, now he’s eating Jared’s sandwich.
Celebration of Carole King and her music to benefit Paul Newman’s The Painted Turtle Camp in Hollywood.
Or the easier acronym….CCKHMBPMTPTCH.
Flubio
Who knew Aniston had a twin brother?
Miss Piggy….
My thought exactly!
Mr. Big Gyro
Dear Santa,
I’ve been very good this year.
Please give me my eyesight back.
Mark
If there’s anything I learned from Orgasmo, it’s that porn stars and Mormons ALWAYS go well together.
i highly recommend she check into the hotel dachau and make sure to use the showers.
I bet that 1 thumb’s down is from a pedant who knows Dachau wasn’t a death camp.
lord vadaaaaar……
The Emperor!
“Opulence. I has it.”
I’m a little bit cuntry!
shes 50.
mick jagger is 70.
so shes got another 20 more years of this to go.
This gal’s a bit kooky. I like her.
It’s nice to see him doing something other than sitting by the phone when nobody is making an “American Pie” movie.
And now I recognize him.
Even with those nasty age spots, I’d still hit that!
She’s going commando.
She’s more manly now than Fabio!
So am I. So is Shirley Temple.
Excuse me, but you’ve got a little oatmeal on your chin. What do you mean “That IS my chin?”
Nice try, but I don’t see any Hamm there.
She must’ve left her implants back in the dressing room….
My short term goal is to make enough money to get my right boob done too.
Always Pads….activate!
Well, I guess we know who’s getting the lead in the next Brett Ratner movie.
Hulk…want…Schwarma.
“Excuse me, Miss Carey? Can you turn so we can get a better look at your . . . I was gonna say necklace, but that works too. Smile!”
Butterface.
Butterentirephysicalandmetaphysicalbeing.
It’s nice that she does Christmas songs for the kids.
Behold, the sugar plum fairy is now the date fairy.
Did she get tangled in the drapery on the way out of the store?
Is it the sequel to Reefer Madness?
Looks like he’s delivering for Walter White.
delivering for or buying from…
money can’t by everything, can it? UGH.
Looks like someone is about to have a dance-off with a rival 50′s greaser gang.
Well, nothing says “Donny and Marie” quite like huge tits.
Thought this was Kristen Stewart, but she clearly has an ass, is flexible, and smiles. My bad.
Somewhere a little old lady is tearing through her laundry trying to find her red velour leisure suit.
Chick is a “butter body”… cute face, body needs work.
But she’s gotten a lot better looking, considering she was quite recently in a car commercial where she was put next to the balls eating guy from Food Network to make her look slim.
A Butter body is called a panda. Cause Pandas are cute, but they could fuckin maul you.
“I know, right? Rumer Willis. Seriously?”
I was trying to eat :(
looks like the Elephant Man came back as a woman in this life.
“Vaseline, Vaseline…nope, don’t have it. Check your pockets.”
Who did her surgeries…Jocelyn Wildenstein?
Stevie Wonder MD
What the hell is she doing there?
Yeah, I know it’s a fart joke….but what’s the SUB-CONTEXT?
Her face looks like the cheese on my pizza.
That Dean is such a lucky guy.
I get it. Today has a theme. It is “bad plastic surgery” day.