Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.
You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,
- Photo Boy
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Someone didn’t get their beauty sleep , probably for the last 20 years
two words “age spots”
Totally thought Dee Snyder shaved his hair…
Too much organic food?
maybe she should try some beef if she’s going to look real manly
Setting the styles or looking like an ass , you be the judge.
Probably heading to his home in Inconsequentialsville, South Dakota to live out the rest of his sad life, yelling at the Grammy Awards telecast on his 9in. console TV, and then running downstairs to run off about 1500 copies of his wild screed about Taylor Swift.
Dude, that was Kanye “Mouth Breather” West, the one who is currently boning Kim “Brainiac” Kardashian. Pretty much the same, though.
“Mouth Breather” Awesome!
Still annoying. That apple commercial ruined her for me.
that’s a muppet
Is that her vagina or a thigh flap ??
Part of me is repulsed. But a larger part of me wishes I could be so “repulsive”.
Wasn’t she once know as the “The Body”? I guess we can called “The Skin” now instead.
That concludes the photo challenge here on Jew / Not a Jew, where this week contestants are playing for their favorite charity. Next up, the audio challenge. The first song is “If I Were A Rich Man”. Was it sung by a Jew or Not a Jew?
Lets role play To Kill A Mockingbird…I’ll be Scout, and you be Tom Robinson. Bust my chiffarobe, you sexy beast!
Carmen Electra at Chinese Laundry Celebrates the Launch of Chinese Laundry by Blah blah Blah just show us your tits already, lady.
Helen Hunt is looking better these days.
I bet her anus needs a good tongue banging.
She could sit on my face anytime.
I want to suck on her cute tits and finger her butthole.
Those must be woman’s jeans.
honey, eat a donut or two, okay?
mmmmmm … nice ass
Looking great Paula!
Beautiful quirky chick!
Another frakkin blonded brunette!
Best Leisure Suit Larry impersonation ever…no wonder he got gold!!
Very odd combination of Fabio’s body and Liev Schreiber’s face!
Why?
Wearing a saddle liner just seems so appropriate on her!
Never should have divorced Emilio…~sigh~
“Shit happens and then your arrested Bitches!!”
Cause everyone is lining up for a flash of those?!?