The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.5.12

December 5th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.

You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paula Abdul No Make Up
    Adam Frawley
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    Someone didn’t get their beauty sleep , probably for the last 20 years

  2. Elle Macpherson Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
    Adam Frawley
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    two words “age spots”

  3. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    Wackpanda
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    Totally thought Dee Snyder shaved his hair…

  4. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
    Adam Frawley
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    Too much organic food?
    maybe she should try some beef if she’s going to look real manly

  5. Sara Jessica Parker Short Dress Tights Sweater
    Adam Frawley
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    Setting the styles or looking like an ass , you be the judge.

  6. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
    Col. Bat Guano
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    Probably heading to his home in Inconsequentialsville, South Dakota to live out the rest of his sad life, yelling at the Grammy Awards telecast on his 9in. console TV, and then running downstairs to run off about 1500 copies of his wild screed about Taylor Swift.

  7. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    Skill Nye
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    Still annoying. That apple commercial ruined her for me.

  8. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    Skill Nye
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    that’s a muppet

  9. Shanna Moakler Legs Minidress Color Salon By Michael Boychuck
    madonna
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    Is that her vagina or a thigh flap ??

  10. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Part of me is repulsed. But a larger part of me wishes I could be so “repulsive”.

  11. Elle Macpherson Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
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    Wasn’t she once know as the “The Body”? I guess we can called “The Skin” now instead.

  12. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard Vest Golden Age After Party
    1NDUN
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    That concludes the photo challenge here on Jew / Not a Jew, where this week contestants are playing for their favorite charity. Next up, the audio challenge. The first song is “If I Were A Rich Man”. Was it sung by a Jew or Not a Jew?

  13. Stacy Keibler Dikembe Mutombo 4.5 Weeks To Save the World Launch Event
    Toe Jam
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    Lets role play To Kill A Mockingbird…I’ll be Scout, and you be Tom Robinson. Bust my chiffarobe, you sexy beast!

  14. Carmen Electra Launch Of Chinese Laundry By Kristin Cavallari
    EZ-B
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    Carmen Electra at Chinese Laundry Celebrates the Launch of Chinese Laundry by Blah blah Blah just show us your tits already, lady.

  15. Fabio Nipples
    EZ-B
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    Helen Hunt is looking better these days.

  16. Amber Heard Butt Paranoia Set
    Skeeter
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    I bet her anus needs a good tongue banging.

  17. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Skeeter
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    She could sit on my face anytime.

  18. Leslie Bibb Nipples See Through Shirt
    Skeeter
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    I want to suck on her cute tits and finger her butthole.

  19. Fabio Nipples
    glam
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    Those must be woman’s jeans.

  20. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
    Martina
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    honey, eat a donut or two, okay?

  21. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
    Martina
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    mmmmmm … nice ass

  22. Paula Abdul No Make Up
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    Looking great Paula!

  23. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
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    Beautiful quirky chick!

  24. Shanna Moakler Legs Minidress Color Salon By Michael Boychuck
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    Another frakkin blonded brunette!

  25. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
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    Best Leisure Suit Larry impersonation ever…no wonder he got gold!!

  26. Fabio Nipples
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    Very odd combination of Fabio’s body and Liev Schreiber’s face!

  27. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Wearing a saddle liner just seems so appropriate on her!

  28. Paula Abdul No Make Up
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    Never should have divorced Emilio…~sigh~

  29. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
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    “Shit happens and then your arrested Bitches!!”

  30. La Toya Jackson Cleavage The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
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    Cause everyone is lining up for a flash of those?!?

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