The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.5.12

December 5th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.

You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
    1NDUN
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    Nice suit, guido. Did you rob a Goodwill?

  2. Stacy Keibler Dikembe Mutombo 4.5 Weeks To Save the World Launch Event
    your mom
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    “George? George, who?”

  3. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I should’ve asked what a ‘rusty trombone’ was first. Who has gum?”

  4. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    want. even with the poop stains on her face. want.

  5. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    1NDUN
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    Got a little manonnaise on the upper lip there.

  6. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard Vest Golden Age After Party
    1NDUN
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    Merry Christmas?

  7. sodomy

    Woo Hoo!

  8. Tori Spelling
    your mom
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    Has she been getting reverse plastic surgery?

  9. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Performing in what? The ‘Nutcracker’?

  10. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
    ty
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    Diddy suit is played out. He was wearing the same kind if suits when Biggie Smalls was living. At least this time his mouth is closed.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I was going to say at least this guy isn’t giving some Russian chick a pervy check of the merchandise.

  11. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    The Clarkson / Boy George double headliner tour is gonna be fucking wicked!

  12. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    ty
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    nas-ty!! Yuck!

  13. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
    ThisWillHurt
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    Brain Guy?

  14. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
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    I thought Leisure Suit Larry was white?!?

  15. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    BP
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    I hope they are performing the Bataan Death March!

  16. Jane Lynch Extra
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Did she just see a cock?

  17. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Dress Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
    Frank Burns
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    Guten tag, Fraulein Kartoffel Kopf? Would you like to try fine German delicacies?
    Kartoffelpuffer
    Kartoffelsuppe
    Kartoffelsalat
    Kartoffel Klöße

  18. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
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    Classic mistake.. Chris Brown thought she was Katy Perry…

  19. Shanna Moakler Legs Minidress Color Salon By Michael Boychuck
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    A Salon named Boychuck? I see Travolta invested well…

  20. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    stuffs
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    narce

  21. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
    Smapdi
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    Old woman, get off the stage!

  22. Elle Macpherson Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
    ThisWillHurt
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    “So models be walkin’ like dis, but super models be walkin’ like dis!”

  23. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    I’ve seen enough geriatric porn to know where this is going…

  24. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    swg
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    Joke about facial in 3…2…1…

  25. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
    BP
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    Just flew in from Hurricane Sandy…..

  26. Daryl Hannah Carole King Benefit
    ThisWillHurt
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    Played a mermaid, has a fish face.

  27. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Dammit, Photo Boy! Enough with the Ke$ha pics already!

  28. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Catwoman is offended that she was referred to as Tara Reid.

  29. Elsa Hosk Bikini Victorias Secret Photoshoot
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    That has to be the mother of all gaps!

  30. Sara Jessica Parker Short Dress Tights Sweater
    ThisWillHurt
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    Why did the horse cross the street?

  31. Mary Carey Side Boob The Donny & Marie Osmond Christmas Show
    BP
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    Don’t you mean Mariah Carey…..

  32. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Dress Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
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    Very wise to use her hair to mask the Leno chin…

  33. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    joe
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    Mr. Getting Bigger

  34. Tori Spelling
    1NDUN
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    I sure wish I had a photo of the Duchess of Alba to paste onto my screen over this nasty beast.

  35. Carmen Electra Launch Of Chinese Laundry By Kristin Cavallari
    Crissy
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    I used to hate it when my barbie’s head used to get stuck like this…

  36. Jane Lynch Extra
    BP
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    The 2012 Lesbian of the Year Award goes to……..

  37. Vince Vaughn Bags Under Eyes Hoodie
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    “Wait, so you’re saying this movie’s title doesn’t imply in any way that it deals with food delivery?”

  38. Sara Jessica Parker Short Dress Tights Sweater
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought the theme of these pictures was the danger of plastic surgery.

    In this case, it’s the danger of not having plastic surgery.

  39. Fabio Nipples
    Crissy
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    Britney is looking kinda sane here.

  40. Paula Abdul No Make Up
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    Passenger huh? Uhmm thanks?

  41. Leslie Bibb Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Always thought she was a cutie…

  42. Fabio Nipples
    BP
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    He’s got better tits than Carmen Electra!

  43. Jane Lynch Extra
    joe
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    A Nook!?!?! Do I look like a peasant?

  44. Carmen Electra Launch Of Chinese Laundry By Kristin Cavallari
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who knew the term “googly-eyed” referred to other body parts as well?

  45. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Dress Mon Cheri Barbara Tag Event
    BP
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    Rumer has it she’s a he…..

  46. Chris Noth Straw Hat Eating Falafel
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s cool to see him in the first phase of becoming Val Kilmer.

  47. Tori Spelling
    joe
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    Hey Tori, how does Dean react when you’re looking for some lovin’?

  48. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage Dirty Face New Girl Set
    VDRmaster
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    one of these things is bigger than the other…

  49. Diddy Velour Running Suit Large Medallion
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    70s leisure suit.

  50. Madonna Buttcheeks Fishnets Cheerleader Costume
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    Are butt cheeks supposed to hit the back of the knees?

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