Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which basks in the warm afterglow of a Jon Hamm‘s penis post. It’s like that moment just after sex, where you roll over, light that cigarette, untie the belt from your neck and press pause on your Mad Men DVD if I’m observing Fish correctly through these binoculars. Anyway, today’s gallery has a few of the usual players, like Tara Reid, who doesn’t seem as hammered as usual and Elle Macpherson who does. We’ve also got Fabio taking a page from Sharon Stone‘s career resurrection manual and Chris Noth either eating falafel or was just really happy to see Jon Hamm.
You actually thought there weren’t going to be multiple JHP references here? Get on board,
- Photo Boy
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Nice suit, guido. Did you rob a Goodwill?
It’s a pity he didn’t pull up in a Cordoba with T tops.
“George? George, who?”
“I should’ve asked what a ‘rusty trombone’ was first. Who has gum?”
want. even with the poop stains on her face. want.
Got a little manonnaise on the upper lip there.
Merry Christmas?
Woo Hoo!
Has she been getting reverse plastic surgery?
The bigger question is if the guy who keeps impregnating her is blind or doing so only at gunpoint?
Doggystyle does wonders.
she’s rich I tell you, RICH!
Performing in what? The ‘Nutcracker’?
More like the “Boner Melter”
Where boners go to die.
Ke$ha? Is that you?
Diddy suit is played out. He was wearing the same kind if suits when Biggie Smalls was living. At least this time his mouth is closed.
I was going to say at least this guy isn’t giving some Russian chick a pervy check of the merchandise.
The Clarkson / Boy George double headliner tour is gonna be fucking wicked!
nas-ty!! Yuck!
Brain Guy?
I thought Leisure Suit Larry was white?!?
Ooh! Old school reference! I think I was about 13 when that game happened. :D
I hope they are performing the Bataan Death March!
I’d be all for that, but know that if she survives, that ass wll be even flabbier than it is now.
Did she just see a cock?
Guten tag, Fraulein Kartoffel Kopf? Would you like to try fine German delicacies?
Kartoffelpuffer
Kartoffelsuppe
Kartoffelsalat
Kartoffel Klöße
Classic mistake.. Chris Brown thought she was Katy Perry…
A Salon named Boychuck? I see Travolta invested well…
narce
Old woman, get off the stage!
“So models be walkin’ like dis, but super models be walkin’ like dis!”
I’ve seen enough geriatric porn to know where this is going…
Joke about facial in 3…2…1…
Just flew in from Hurricane Sandy…..
Played a mermaid, has a fish face.
Dammit, Photo Boy! Enough with the Ke$ha pics already!
Catwoman is offended that she was referred to as Tara Reid.
That has to be the mother of all gaps!
No, it looks like the gap between her ears is MUCH larger!
Why did the horse cross the street?
To clop to the other side…
Don’t you mean Mariah Carey…..
Nope, Mary Carey the porn star.
Fact is, both whore for the camera, one is just a bit more honest about it.
Very wise to use her hair to mask the Leno chin…
Mr. Getting Bigger
I sure wish I had a photo of the Duchess of Alba to paste onto my screen over this nasty beast.
I used to hate it when my barbie’s head used to get stuck like this…
The 2012 Lesbian of the Year Award goes to……..
“Wait, so you’re saying this movie’s title doesn’t imply in any way that it deals with food delivery?”
I thought the theme of these pictures was the danger of plastic surgery.
In this case, it’s the danger of not having plastic surgery.
Britney is looking kinda sane here.
Passenger huh? Uhmm thanks?
Always thought she was a cutie…
Me too. Very underrated hottie.
He’s got better tits than Carmen Electra!
They appear to be symmetrical.
A Nook!?!?! Do I look like a peasant?
Who knew the term “googly-eyed” referred to other body parts as well?
Rumer has it she’s a he…..
It’s cool to see him in the first phase of becoming Val Kilmer.
Hey Tori, how does Dean react when you’re looking for some lovin’?
one of these things is bigger than the other…
70s leisure suit.
Are butt cheeks supposed to hit the back of the knees?