The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.4.13

December 4th, 2013 // 307 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light. It could be the usual holiday slump, but I like to believe it’s because the paparazzi were all tied up taking eight million shots of Billy Ray Cyrus doing whatever the hell this is. You don’t walk away from that shit without at least two full memory cards. There’s also Cedric The Entertainer who thinks you can use 138 Water like hunters use deer piss (Disclaimer: 138 Water may or may not be actual deer piss), and yoga pants butts. Today was Yoga Pants Butt Day.

I wasn’t kidding, here’s another one,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
    Johnny P!
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    So nice of Alex agreeing to follow her around while securely pulling the strings that hold her face back.
    A real gentleman!

  2. Prince Charles Poop Face Squatting Near Children The Higgins Visit
    Johnny P!
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    Ever the generous royal, Prince Charles queefs one out and treats the children to the intoxicating aroma of estate-raised roasted quail in an organic juniper glaze, venison carpaccio, a fine claret, Earl Grey tea and an assortment of cheeses, jellies and crackers from Fortnam & Mason’s.
    Merry Christmas, children!

  3. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    fred
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    I imagine these are the thoughts that ran through her future husband’s head upon meeting Chelsea:

    “Pig, Pig, Pig, Cash, Ugly Pig, Fun to hang out with Dad, Pig, Pig, Mother is a Gigantic Pig, $100 million, Pig, Pig, If I marry her, maybe her father will take pity on me and take me with him to bang hookers in South East Asia, Pig, Pig, Clown Face, Pig . . .but standing on her wallet: it’s still a yes.”

  4. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants Knit Hat
    Jenn
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    California people, is it really cold enough for a toboggan? It’s in the 60′s where I’m at, and I’m not even wearing a jacket. Are actors wusses, or just too lazy to fix their hair,I’m curious.

    • A toboggan is a sled. You mean touque? Knit cap?

    • What?

      Actually the weather in California has gotten colder after the Thanksgiving Holiday–dropping from the 70′s to the low to mid-50′s during the day.

      However, the weather in LA is consistently the same. I doubt she actually needs to knit hat.

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    NOTHING says bad ass like a Tricycle. That’s what all the 6 year old on my block are telling me…

  6. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    meeps!
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    It’s nice to see Eeyore smile…

  7. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    Thinner and shorter than mine, too.

  8. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
    Jenn
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    Proof positive that only the good die young. This bitch is gonna live forever. I adore her.

  9. Prince Charles Poop Face Squatting Near Children The Higgins Visit
    Jenn
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    C’mon then, let me have a turn. Sharesies, or I’m telling my mummy!

  10. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
    alex
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    Audrina is aging nicely.

  11. Michael Richards Peace Sign
    Jenn
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    Table for two, in the whites only section. Thanks, Jose’.

  12. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
    Just_As_it_IS
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    That Omega watch is all that’s there to look at in this picture.

  13. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants Knit Hat
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    O hai, welcome back to relevance!

  14. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
    Jason
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    Is that a Russell Young piece?

  15. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
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    its so cute the way tom loves to nuzzle with jeff’s head stubble.

  16. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
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    It’s no coincidence that she’s hawking melon extract on infomercials these days.

  17. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    This is from the Lego “Washed up country music star on a Transformer” collection.

  18. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
    Little Tongue
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    “Please! Mr Simmons! This is not a lollypop nor a glan, it’s a kid’s head for heaven’s sake!”

  19. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    Good God. I just want to kidnap her and take a toothbrush to her mouth.

  20. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
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    It must be weird to actually truly believe every syllable you utter is hilarious or wise or insightful.

  21. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    Little Tongue
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    “Have you kids seen my little dog around? Wanna help me look for it?”

  22. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
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    Riff Raff and Frankenfurter have a giggle or two before getting into costume and doing a little “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me” .

  23. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    “I am son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist. I am not only son of Boltok the rapist.”

  24. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants Knit Hat
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    NOT SHOWN: Cod piece on the front.

  25. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    CK
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    See, this right here is how you tell the difference between a real wife/girlfriend and a sham wife/girlfriend. A real wife/girlfriend wouldn’t let you out the door looking like this.

  26. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
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    I ain’t sayin’ she ate it, and I ain’t sayin’ she didn’t. All I’m sayin’ is that ten minutes ago that was a real live leopard.

  27. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Cock Dr
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    What is that silly thing? A trike on steroids?

  28. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
    Cock Dr
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    Royals can only do sports when seated on a horse.

  29. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    mileycyrusis a slut
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    Truthfully, I didn’t think Joe was going to come out after his interview….but this picture disproves that theory completely…I don;t think he could look any more gay, even if he used Elton John’s stylist and cast-off outfits from Elton’s “Crocodile Rock” era.

  30. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    lawn
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    The leader of the Douchebag Patrol.

  31. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
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    Not bad for an old bat that’s held together with duct take and safety pins.

  32. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
    lawn
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    Everything’s heading south, right on schedule.

  33. Michael Richards Peace Sign
    yoop
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    I thought he was the Assman?

  34. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    T-Bone
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    Someone tell Mr. Bean that Movember is over.

  35. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Flatliner
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    Batman has his batmobile…Billy Ray has his douchemobile

  36. Michael Richards Peace Sign
    mt
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    Who’s that tall guy with the cell phone next to him?

  37. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    Bubba
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    “DID YOU EAT IT??? Did you eat one of Joker’s tainted fish????”

  38. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
    donkeylicks
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    Real Eastern Promises bodyguard, check. Black Ops Palin giving up Christianity before Christmas, check. How long before Jeff Katzenberg is going to be wearing the MIB shades?

  39. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    Wrong caption for the photo. That’s Reese Withoutherspoon.

  40. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    He looks like an illegal alien with light skin.

  41. Prince Charles Poop Face Squatting Near Children The Higgins Visit
    meh
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    the crap we didn’t miss

  42. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    AnnaD.
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    The Douchepod

  43. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
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    They should cut out a head hole under breasts and sell portraits to hormonal teens and dirty old men.

  44. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    I cannot believe it’s not butter…or chiclets.

  45. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    Nice tricycle.

  46. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
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    Right about now you can tell by the look of her face she’s really missing the Cool Whip hose just off camera.

  47. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
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    Royal Prancersize, the ball is being thrown at him.

  48. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
    Margaret
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    That looney tries way too hard to try to act like a ‘human doing’.

  49. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    One could say that shirt needs a downward pointing arrow below the words, but it would be just a little too obvious.

  50. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    I can only assume this means they’ve cast the lead in a Freddie Mercury biopic.

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