The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.4.13

December 4th, 2013 // 307 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light. It could be the usual holiday slump, but I like to believe it’s because the paparazzi were all tied up taking eight million shots of Billy Ray Cyrus doing whatever the hell this is. You don’t walk away from that shit without at least two full memory cards. There’s also Cedric The Entertainer who thinks you can use 138 Water like hunters use deer piss (Disclaimer: 138 Water may or may not be actual deer piss), and yoga pants butts. Today was Yoga Pants Butt Day.

I wasn’t kidding, here’s another one,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    Sick kids love KISS.

  2. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
    JimBB
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    XENU WILL EAT YOUR SOUL IF YOU DEFY ME AGAIN, HUMAN!!!!!

  3. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
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    Weight control. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical.

    We learn by doing, Lt. Saavik.

  4. Andrew Garfield Squatting On Truck Bumper
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    He’s got 99 homes but….

  5. Jessie Buckley Jude Law Laughing Henry V After Party
    JimBB
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    Yes, I’m such a witty chap!

    Soooo….can I have that handjob now, or what?

  6. Cedric The Entertainer Chugging 138 Water
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    138 Water has changed their ad campaign. Not sure I approve.

  7. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
    JimBB
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    Ho ho ho

  8. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
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    “Kirstie, why did you eat the leopard?”

  9. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Employee
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    Kenny Powers stunt double

  10. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
    JimBB
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    “Well, we have some good news and bad news about your son. The good news is that we’ve cured the cancer. The bad news is that he now has several unidentified venereal diseases.”

  11. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    Gene Simmons vs Miley Cyrus tongue off!

  12. Michael Richards Peace Sign
    kravdan
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    Does anyone else find it ironic he’s wearing black?

  13. Cedric The Entertainer Chugging 138 Water
    YadaYada
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    These are the biggest boobs yet for a 138 Water ad.

  14. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
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    Throws like Buster Bluth.

  15. Kirstie Alley Orgasm Face Kirstie Series Premiere Party
    JimBB
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    Wow, I never thought I would say this sentence–but…. That’s sad even for TVLand.

  16. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
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    I wish he’d go take a fast drive.

  17. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
    JimBB
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    She picked a charity that had its heyday in the 80′s too.

  18. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
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    Oh lord, those legs.

  19. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    Dear Santa,

    I am a young boy unfairly dying from a horrible disease. As this is possibly my last year of life, please bring me a football helmet with the logo from an 80′s band that I’ve never heard of.

    Timmy

  20. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
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    She is still banging.

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    Ha ha ha ha, what a clown.

  22. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Dat ass.

  23. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
    Deacon Jones
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    “If I could turn back time…..if I could find a way..”

  24. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
    JimBB
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    The dude in the background looks about one more fucking photo away from regicide.

  25. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
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    So badass on camera, off camera he’s Don Knotts.

  26. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    Gene Simmons and Pedo Bear, who the hell is the person responsible for putting this fuckery together, what were they thinking?

  27. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
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    I seriously thought she was dead.

  28. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    This looks like what SNL would come up with making a parody of him. No, check that, it’s even worse than a parody of Billy Ray Cyrus.

  29. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Sheppy
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    Fucking bad ass!!!!1111

  30. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    “If I murder Reese Witherspoon and steal her clothes–that means I’ve gained her spirit, right?”

  31. Andrew Garfield Squatting On Truck Bumper
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    Yep, he looks pretty much like 90% of the trash you see down in Florida.

  32. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
    JimBB
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    Willy Wanker

  33. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    Sheppy
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    Hillary’s complexion is looking better than usual. Still not pretty though/.

  34. Michael Richards Peace Sign
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    I guess enough time has passed that he thinks it’s safe to show his face in public again. He’s wrong. *aims sniper rifle*

  35. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
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    No lady, you do not need to be showing those legs.

  36. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Her ass is just wonderful.

  37. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    JimBB
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    Just a straight man and his mustache, goin’ for a jog.

  38. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    She’s like a Komodo Dragon. Not only will she rip your fucking penis off, but then you’ll die of an infection.

  39. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
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    Uh huh, totally straight.

  40. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    Adidas is making coming out t shirts now?

  41. Cedric The Entertainer Chugging 138 Water
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    Hey, whaddya know.

    Bulk advertising *does* work on a certain portion of the population.

  42. Prince Charles Poop Face Squatting Near Children The Higgins Visit
    JimBB
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    Will one of you Indian boys be so kind as to fetch me my slippers and clean the east wing?

  43. Michael Richards Peace Sign
    JimBB
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    My nigga!!

  44. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    (wow, my asshole is finally starting to feel normal again…..)

  45. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Jesus Christ Himself
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    I don’t understand why everyone hates this guy so much. He created Miley Cyrus, God’s gift to earth and the internets.

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Senor Trout
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    The acquisition of the tricycle, and subsequent studied aloofness while astride said vehicle, was the official signal that his lack of self-awareness has reached the Pratt/Hasselhoff stage. Now within sight – Stage 6, Kardashian.

  47. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Jeremy
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    The Curious Case of Benjamin Bieber.

  48. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
    dontkillthemessenger
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    And I thought the “Wide Load” delivery sign was for the tree.

  49. Prince Charles Poop Face Squatting Near Children The Higgins Visit
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    “Oh, oh my! I just want to dunk you in a cup of Earl Grey!”

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    DiegoAD
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    Billy can’t wait for Miley so that they can start filming their own version of “Bound 2.”

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