The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.4.13

December 4th, 2013 // 307 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is a little light. It could be the usual holiday slump, but I like to believe it’s because the paparazzi were all tied up taking eight million shots of Billy Ray Cyrus doing whatever the hell this is. You don’t walk away from that shit without at least two full memory cards. There’s also Cedric The Entertainer who thinks you can use 138 Water like hunters use deer piss (Disclaimer: 138 Water may or may not be actual deer piss), and yoga pants butts. Today was Yoga Pants Butt Day.

I wasn’t kidding, here’s another one,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    brick
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    What a freakin’ joke!

  2. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
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    How old is that picture in the background? Because goddamn, I never knew she was so hot.

  3. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
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    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

    Actually, she still looks pretty good. Props.

    • Vicent Gallo

      Looking good and hot are not the same. You want to bang hot. Your mother in law could be “looking good”

      • Marriage has taken whatever “want to bang” I used to have, dragged it behind the woodshed and put two rounds into the back of its head.

        … where was I going with this?

  4. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    Seen here in its natural environment and preferred mode of transport, the Douchious Mulletus can be observed during its courting ritual as it tries to out-douche the other members of its species.
    We have to be very quiet as it scares easily when presented with responsibility and age appropriate clothing.

  5. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    Not even Bill would touch her…

  6. Tom Cruise Jeffrey Katzenberg Ben Stiller Hand And Footprint Ceremony
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    “Suck it Jeff… These stilts make me taller than you…”

  7. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    So long, erection. It was nice knowing you.

  8. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants Knit Hat
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    Amanda is that you?

  9. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    Are we going to sit idly by when pedo-bear makes his selection????

  10. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    Lighter in the loafers?

  11. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Slappy Magoo
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    Ahm jest gonna set here ‘n wait fer my integgerty to com’on back…Ah ken wait awl day if’n's ah haveta…

  12. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
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    And they say the English are feminine… For shame.

  13. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    Two words: Teeth whitener.

  14. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    I hope thats one of those insane Instagram filters that is making her teeth yellow and her skin the color of Charlie Sheen’s taint.

    It’s unfortunate for her that she got an unfair dose of the ugly stick.

  15. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
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    Wow, she is a really sexy chick 30 years ago.

  16. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    Tough guy pose: Level Failed

  17. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
    Slappy Magoo
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    Make-a-Wish Meets Build-a-Bear meets What-a-Douche.

  18. Cindy Crawford Cleavage Bra Huge Poster Art Basel Miami
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    Standing in front of a 30-year-old picture of self all colonoscopy-ready-looking doesn’t sound like art, but then you add “Miami” and it all makes sense.

  19. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    So that’s what happened to the kid’s hair, I guess.

  20. Cedric The Entertainer Chugging 138 Water
    Slappy Magoo
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    I think enough time has passed since his 15 minutes expired that he now has to put sarcastic quote marks around the word “Entertainer.”

  21. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    Gene Simmons is alright in my book. The guy is sober, a kick ass business man and he’s banged thousands of women.

    That was pretty much my life plan when I started out, it just didn’t work out that way.

  22. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    Uh…that is Chelsea Clinton.

    Hillary looks like this: http://goo.gl/Y1pebi

  23. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
    Keith
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    Grandma legs.

  24. Michael Richards Peace Sign
    Keith
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    Let’s hope that his publicist, and not the woman he’s banging.

  25. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
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    Prince William kindly demonstrating the inherently royal sport of invisible-dental-floss-ball.

  26. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
    Slappy Magoo
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    Really? We needed a spare Sean Penn?

  27. Cedric The Entertainer Chugging 138 Water
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    P.T. Barnum would like to have a word with you.

  28. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
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    The nuts stored in her cheeks will sustain her for the long winter months.

  29. Prince Charles Poop Face Squatting Near Children The Higgins Visit
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    Seen here at the Pinch A Loaf For The Children Foundation, Prince William takes it old school and expels a Camilla Parker Bowles.

  30. Rose McGowan Butt Yoga Pants Knit Hat
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    She’s still really fucking sexy. Check out the Wild Rose video Fish linked a few days ago.

  31. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
    Slappy Magoo
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    Listen all ya’ll my career’s Sab-Oh-TAAAAHGED

  32. Gene Simmons Licking Caner Kids Head KISSMAS Campaign Childrens Hospital Of Orange County
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    I never knew Pedo bear was a KISS fan. But I guess it does make sense.

  33. Jessie Buckley Jude Law Laughing Henry V After Party
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    Is this the latest nanny he’s fucking?

  34. Andrew Garfield Squatting On Truck Bumper
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    Yeah, I’ve been to New Orleans…you spend a lot of time wondering “what is that smell?”

  35. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    That model tricycle is called the wrecking ball. He’s wanted to ride it for a while.

  36. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
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    She’s thick.

  37. Cedric The Entertainer Chugging 138 Water
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    Wait…Cedric isn’t dead?

    Who the hell did I think was him then?

  38. Theresa Gaugler Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Legs HIgh Slit Dress Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation Global Impact Award Dinner
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    There’s some questionable taste in showing up for an AIDS benefit dressed like a prostitute. Mostly because of those legs…yuck.

  39. Jeremy Renner Goatee American Hustle Premiere
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    Not helping, dude. Not helping.

  40. Prince William Playing Volleyball Coachcore Project Visit Westway Sports Centre
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    Something tells me Princes don’t grow up playing a lot of sports.

  41. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
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    “I always eat a few yellow crayons before dinner…”

  42. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    JimBB
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    Hey, some rednecks have inner ear problems you know!!

  43. Joan Collins Alex Waugh Bad Sex In Fiction Award
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    Now Joan Collins is alive? Jesus Christ, is nobody dead?

  44. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    yourmom
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    Dear Billy Ray,
    You’re old. Go home.

    Ps. your daughter is a whore.

  45. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    Aj
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    Is that Sarah Jessica Parker over there? We used to pull a wagon together.

  46. Joe Jonas Moustache Lighter Than Yours Shirt
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    Mmm bop, ba duba dop
    Ba du bop, ba duba dop
    Ba du bop, ba duba dop
    Ba du

  47. Mariah Carey Cleavage Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
    kravdan
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    Spanx you to all my fans!

  48. Chelsea Clinton Yellow Teeth Global Green Sustainable Design Awards
    JimBB
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    Her teeth are more green than any technology that won an award that night.

  49. Michael Richards Peace Sign
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    yeah you two guys… you oughta be hangin from a tree

  50. Michael Richards Peace Sign
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    Do we like him again?

    • Was there ever a time not to like him? People who jumped off the Michael Richards bandwagon when the public misunderstood the whole heckling incident are douchbags.

    • I never stopped liking him, I thought that shit was kind of funny and it was blown way out of proportion. Sometimes people blow up, sometimes they go on a rant, shit happens.

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