Mmmm… smug satisfaction.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Hudgens hopped up on white chocolate again, Minka Kelly clearly wanting me to stare at her vagina and goddammit, Heidi Klum, buy a better camera. You’re rich.
You’ll never guess who’s in the Final Five again,
- The Superficial
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I would put my dick in Jennifer Nicole Lee (not too difficult with that get up) and thrust methodically until I deposit a hefty load of baby-gel in her.
You must be sexually attracted to men.
They told me virgins always overcompensate as to act like they get laid with 10s every night. Thanks for proving that.
Sorry, Fawks, but you’re the one who’s obviously overcompensating.
Yah, Fawks. Congrats on coming out of the closet.
Flat. No ass. You all must be homos.
Lisa Bonet? We get it – you’re emo and nobody gets how ironically ironic you are. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
um…she’s not emo. she’s a stoner.
No she’s a dumbass. What the fuck is she wearing?
Nice work – doing that to your hair really distracts from your face and body.
Guess how Jason is puppeteering Kermit…
Looks like an Aerosmith video.
Someday, he dreams of becoming a real boy.
He dreams of someday becoming a real boy.
A real boy he dreams of becoming someday
@catapostrophe Actually, it’s a single word modifying phrase to describe the complete sentence of “He dreams of becoming a real boy.” I believe, and I may be wrong here, your phrasing slips the modifier “someday” between the preposition “of” and the gerund “becoming”, which is technically legal, but somewhat awkward and requires a reread and potentially inefficient for the sake of eliminating a comma. But again, I could be wrong about that.
BTW, I heart run-on sentences!
The problem is that “becoming” is not a gerund [noun], but a past participle. The adverb “someday” is best used as a modifier for the action “becoming a real boy”.
Actually, the word “someday” could be considered superfluous. “He dreams of becoming a real boy” says it all. We can assume that he’d like to become a real boy some day. I mean, just look at him.
Ok is he dreaming of becoming a real boy or is he thinking that someday he will dream of becoming a real boy?
Someday, he dreams George Lucas will edit him out of two full term Star Wars abortions so people will stop calling him “Crybaby Vadar” on the streets.
and yes…I know.
We don’t call him “Crybaby Vader.” We call him “Darth Whiner.”
This is the best discussion I’ve ever seen on this site.
Damn it. He dreams of becoming a real boy someday.
Someday, he dreams of coming on a boy…
I don’t know about him, but I sure do.
Waitress: Are you ready to order, Mr. Hamm?
John: Sure am! Big plate of ‘ME’, side of ‘I’, hold the ‘YOU’.
And make it snappy will ya, toots?
LOL @ Johnny P!
“Why, yes, I this is from the Stevie Nicks winter collection in the Duty Free shop.”
Or maybe the David Carradine collection.
or maybe the Clint Eastwood collection.
Yup, that belongs to a black guy. Yup, that BLONDE white woman
Wonderbra powers activate!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa… sharp!
Emperor Palpatine takes his clones on a Disneyland Family vacation.
“Easy there, Big Fella! I’m Kermit, remember? NOT Sinead!”
Awwww…he’s cute!
Got any naked pics?
Well that would probably spoil it anyway.
It’s not uncommon for Chewy to have static residuals when coming our of lightspeed a little hot.
*out of lightspeed.
Old people make the darndest faces!
Montgomery Burns has children? That’s just not right…
+1!!!!
++1!! Well done. The first cast member of a live action Simpson’s movie.
There’s a fat girl in there trying so hard to break out and get to the cookies.
I thought Claire was a fat girl’s name?
“Seen here in Berlin, Dexter has chosen to swap his sensible Henley shirt for a little Southwestern flair. You go girl!”
Dweebtastic.
He is Gary Shandling’s love child.
Garry Shandling and Steven Spielberg’s boy growed up.
Yes! That’s the other half: Spielberg!
Quit molesting Kermit! That’s a bad touch!
I don’t get the appeal of this guy.
Honestly, this is the most attractive I have ever seen her. It’s amazing what leaving a fit body to the imagination will do. Great legs.
It’s a bonus that she always wears the big sunglasses; helps to detract from the buttaface and lets us focus on the reason she exists.
Backside is always best with this one.
Welp, there goes the imagination. No complaints for this set.
sweet weeping jesus…..i am…uh-h….sloppy seconds, please?
I’m sorry but do I see a vajay-juice stain? See that white dot? Please don’t tell me that’s what I think it is. Eew.
Upon further inspection, I have decided that, yes, that is in fact vaginal juice. This bitch ain’t wearin’ no panties, you guys. I don’t fucking get it, these rich ass bitches can’t afford leggings or tights that aren’t made like one-ply toilet paper? Really? And you really can’t grace your cooch with a nice, or at least, DECENT, pair of panties? Or are you just that disgusting? Or just stupid?
The white dot is behind her and it’s her sweater. As far as any stains, you must have one hell of a monitor because I can’t blow the thing up big enough without distortion on my 27″ monitor. Better check the Zapruder film.
No, I’m talking about the white dot on the crotchal area of her black leggings. THAT white dot. You really don’t see this? Am I the only one seeing this? There’s no way.
Yet another devotee of the “leggings are pants” fad.
The flash caught the shape or the stupid tights/leggings are see through thin.
Either way – way too much information.
I guess these idiots are above Paris Hilton’s crotch shots having something covering them – but not far. Unless they’re on a dance stage it’s hideous and even there they mostly wear skirts.
Ok, here’s the facts. My monitor has bigtime zoom without distortion and is equipped with the latest in smellavision. My nose is trained by scientists and as a result my olfactory skills are unsurpassed. In my expert opinion, the white dot and surrounded appearance of stain is indeed 99% vaginal seepage and 1% relative humidity.
Damn, I want one of those monitors!
Panties are for the unwashed masses, they’re optional for hot women, thank God.
I’d be more than happy to suck that stain out of those leggings for her!
“For the next hour, I’ll be talking to Chance and Cannon. Then it’s nap time, and then I’ll be talking again with yesterday’s guests–my doctors.”
Ahh, home again at last, where nobody knows me and I can walk the streets anonymously. Okay, you can the camera down now Mom”.
“Canada, eh? Are they still dressed like the 50′s here? Is it like the Wild West? Is it as cold as they say? Well, whatever… I got it covered…’
hello gorgeous!!!
What happens to ‘method actors’ weeks-and sometimes months-after wrapping-up a film shoot. Right, Mr. Spector?
I dont get the appeal of the chick under this story
Kardashian, Rimes, Simpson, Kardashian again, Lohan – today’s list of stories is really full of the most blech women.
This is one hell of a way to end the final 5. I would bend her over into the trunk, toss her salad, and then bang that ass with my cock.
It’s the subtle reveal of your comment that makes me thing I’ve found my generation’s Judith Guest.
14:45, 14:46, 14:47, . . ..
Looks sexy to me. I love hot chicks in yoga pants.
Kids! You just realized that your dad will never see you graduate high school. What are you gonna do next?
We’re going to Disneyworld.
They are gonna spead the inheritance.
I believe she´s lookin for weed… got confused by the green stuff next to her. Better luck next time.
Eraserhead.
Paparazzi: Mr. Statham! Please re-enact your most moving, skillfully acted, many-layered character for us!
Statham: Yeah! Fuuuckin’ yeaaahhh! *pant!*gasp!*
Guy in Background: Shit! It’s like bein’ at the movies for free!!!
My eyes have been seared by this fashion obscenity.
I didn’t realize she was a cripple and needed a walker.
It’s not a walker, it’s for if a strong gust of a wind to keep her weighted down so she doesn’t get swept away.
I just assumed he would be at Pearson International Airport also.
“Do these boots make my feet look big?”
“is is painful to have a hand up your ass?”
“Why no, Kermit, why do you ask?”
Wakka, Wakka!
In this edition of The Jennifer Nicole Lee we missed this week…
Ok Seal move the camera a little back…further…further…a little further…THERE! Now I’ll look beautiful!
Welcome to Dallas, bitch. Yeah, the wind blows like that all the time.
Nifty, now I have to call my insurance agent to see if the have a Sasquatch clause in my auto policy.
I can just see the Allstate commercial with their Mayhem Man: “I’m a Sasquatch, and I’m rampaging through your suburb…”
Famewhores always go for the calculated indecent exposure shots.
Bless their mercenary single minded hard little butt cheeks.
Mama, May I please have a Piece of that Pie