The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.21.11

December 21st, 2011 // 393 Comments

Mmmm… smug satisfaction.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Hudgens hopped up on white chocolate again, Minka Kelly clearly wanting me to stare at her vagina and goddammit, Heidi Klum, buy a better camera. You’re rich.

You’ll never guess who’s in the Final Five again,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    Fawks
    Commented on this photo:

    I would put my dick in Jennifer Nicole Lee (not too difficult with that get up) and thrust methodically until I deposit a hefty load of baby-gel in her.

  2. Vanessa Hudgens Tight Leather Pants
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Lisa Bonet? We get it – you’re emo and nobody gets how ironically ironic you are. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  3. Khloe Kardashian Wild Hair
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice work – doing that to your hair really distracts from your face and body.

  4. Jason Segel Kermit The Muppets
    Commented on this photo:

    Guess how Jason is puppeteering Kermit…

  5. Heidi Klum Naughty Mrs Claus
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like an Aerosmith video.

  6. Hayden Christensen Scarf Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Someday, he dreams of becoming a real boy.

  7. Jon Hamm Mad Men Don Draper
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Waitress: Are you ready to order, Mr. Hamm?
    John: Sure am! Big plate of ‘ME’, side of ‘I’, hold the ‘YOU’.
    And make it snappy will ya, toots?

  8. Rachel Bilson Tired Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why, yes, I this is from the Stevie Nicks winter collection in the Duty Free shop.”

  9. Heidi Klum Naughty Mrs Claus
    @BlackManUSAontwitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, that belongs to a black guy. Yup, that BLONDE white woman

  10. Lilly Becker Bikini
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonderbra powers activate!

  11. Larry King Sons Chance Cannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Emperor Palpatine takes his clones on a Disneyland Family vacation.

  12. Jason Segel Kermit The Muppets
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Easy there, Big Fella! I’m Kermit, remember? NOT Sinead!”

  13. Cock Dr

    Awwww…he’s cute!
    Got any naked pics?
    Well that would probably spoil it anyway.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Wild Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not uncommon for Chewy to have static residuals when coming our of lightspeed a little hot.

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Old people make the darndest faces!

  16. Larry King Sons Chance Cannon
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Montgomery Burns has children? That’s just not right…

  17. Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a fat girl in there trying so hard to break out and get to the cookies.

  18. Ashton Kutcher
    Commented on this photo:

    “Seen here in Berlin, Dexter has chosen to swap his sensible Henley shirt for a little Southwestern flair. You go girl!”

  19. Ashton Kutcher
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Dweebtastic.

  20. Zach Braff Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    He is Gary Shandling’s love child.

  21. Jason Segel Kermit The Muppets
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Quit molesting Kermit! That’s a bad touch!

  22. whatsmyface

    I don’t get the appeal of this guy.

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    Commented on this photo:

    Honestly, this is the most attractive I have ever seen her. It’s amazing what leaving a fit body to the imagination will do. Great legs.

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    Commented on this photo:

    Welp, there goes the imagination. No complaints for this set.

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    mook57
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet weeping jesus…..i am…uh-h….sloppy seconds, please?

  26. Minka Kelly Cameltoe
    whatsmyface
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry but do I see a vajay-juice stain? See that white dot? Please don’t tell me that’s what I think it is. Eew.

    • whatsmyface

      Upon further inspection, I have decided that, yes, that is in fact vaginal juice. This bitch ain’t wearin’ no panties, you guys. I don’t fucking get it, these rich ass bitches can’t afford leggings or tights that aren’t made like one-ply toilet paper? Really? And you really can’t grace your cooch with a nice, or at least, DECENT, pair of panties? Or are you just that disgusting? Or just stupid?

      • The white dot is behind her and it’s her sweater. As far as any stains, you must have one hell of a monitor because I can’t blow the thing up big enough without distortion on my 27″ monitor. Better check the Zapruder film.

      • whatsmyface

        No, I’m talking about the white dot on the crotchal area of her black leggings. THAT white dot. You really don’t see this? Am I the only one seeing this? There’s no way.

      • BE

        Yet another devotee of the “leggings are pants” fad.
        The flash caught the shape or the stupid tights/leggings are see through thin.
        Either way – way too much information.
        I guess these idiots are above Paris Hilton’s crotch shots having something covering them – but not far. Unless they’re on a dance stage it’s hideous and even there they mostly wear skirts.

    • Ok, here’s the facts. My monitor has bigtime zoom without distortion and is equipped with the latest in smellavision. My nose is trained by scientists and as a result my olfactory skills are unsurpassed. In my expert opinion, the white dot and surrounded appearance of stain is indeed 99% vaginal seepage and 1% relative humidity.

    • sooooooosuperficial

      Panties are for the unwashed masses, they’re optional for hot women, thank God.

    • John

      I’d be more than happy to suck that stain out of those leggings for her!

  27. Larry King Sons Chance Cannon
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “For the next hour, I’ll be talking to Chance and Cannon. Then it’s nap time, and then I’ll be talking again with yesterday’s guests–my doctors.”

  28. Hayden Christensen Scarf Boots
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahh, home again at last, where nobody knows me and I can walk the streets anonymously. Okay, you can the camera down now Mom”.

  29. Rachel Bilson Tired Hat
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Canada, eh? Are they still dressed like the 50′s here? Is it like the Wild West? Is it as cold as they say? Well, whatever… I got it covered…’

  30. Jon Hamm Mad Men Don Draper
    allieb
    Commented on this photo:

    hello gorgeous!!!

  31. Al Pacino Headband
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    What happens to ‘method actors’ weeks-and sometimes months-after wrapping-up a film shoot. Right, Mr. Spector?

  32. JG

    I dont get the appeal of the chick under this story

  33. Smapdi

    Kardashian, Rimes, Simpson, Kardashian again, Lohan – today’s list of stories is really full of the most blech women.

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    Commented on this photo:

    This is one hell of a way to end the final 5. I would bend her over into the trunk, toss her salad, and then bang that ass with my cock.

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Tight Leather Pants
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    14:45, 14:46, 14:47, . . ..

  36. Minka Kelly Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks sexy to me. I love hot chicks in yoga pants.

  37. Larry King Sons Chance Cannon
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Kids! You just realized that your dad will never see you graduate high school. What are you gonna do next?

    We’re going to Disneyworld.

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Tight Leather Pants
    allieb
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe she´s lookin for weed… got confused by the green stuff next to her. Better luck next time.

  39. Hayden Christensen Scarf Boots
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Eraserhead.

  40. Jason Statham
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Paparazzi: Mr. Statham! Please re-enact your most moving, skillfully acted, many-layered character for us!
    Statham: Yeah! Fuuuckin’ yeaaahhh! *pant!*gasp!*
    Guy in Background: Shit! It’s like bein’ at the movies for free!!!

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Tight Leather Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    My eyes have been seared by this fashion obscenity.

  42. Rachel Bilson Tired Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize she was a cripple and needed a walker.

  43. Al Pacino Headband
    Commented on this photo:

    I just assumed he would be at Pearson International Airport also.

  44. Khloe Kardashian Wild Hair
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do these boots make my feet look big?”

  45. Jason Segel Kermit The Muppets
    mark m
    Commented on this photo:

    “is is painful to have a hand up your ass?”

    “Why no, Kermit, why do you ask?”

    Wakka, Wakka!

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    In this edition of The Jennifer Nicole Lee we missed this week…

  47. Heidi Klum Naughty Mrs Claus
    mark m
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok Seal move the camera a little back…further…further…a little further…THERE! Now I’ll look beautiful!

  48. Khloe Kardashian Wild Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to Dallas, bitch. Yeah, the wind blows like that all the time.

    Nifty, now I have to call my insurance agent to see if the have a Sasquatch clause in my auto policy.

  49. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Famewhores always go for the calculated indecent exposure shots.
    Bless their mercenary single minded hard little butt cheeks.

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Butt No Panties
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Mama, May I please have a Piece of that Pie

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