“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”
Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.
Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?
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“Hurry, Deena, got in the car before someone sees you and recogni-…Ah, fuck. Never mind…”
I like him. He was great in “Cocoon…”
She’s still got that dynamite body and I think if she were to start revealing more skin, people would forget about that nasty accident that messed up her face.
I can’t believe that someone would be so stupid as to name their dog “Miley Cyrus.”
Have these show-biz people never heard of birth control? Sheee-ittt…
I always wear my cammo longjohns when I fly. They are so comfortable. Oh, and I’m a douche.
This man just punched me in the royal peen!
I’m gonna get you in the SUV before you assplode all over these nice camera people.
dude, there’s a bug in your ear.
Got Tits?
They are finally allowing the ‘big O’ on primetime TV. I approve.
This was supposed to post to another picture. Whats up with the post jumping?
When I saw her for the first time (post-cosmetic surgery) on Law and Order SVU, I didn’t even recognize her but I thought to myself “holy shit that chick is HOT.” Once I realized who she was, I said that she was the first actress I felt that plastic surgery had really REALLY done well with. She’s never been unattractive, but whatever the plastic surgeons did to her (eyes, lips and nose for sure, cheekbones possibly, chin, and she maybe even had her teeth worked on or ground down?) was a vast improvement. I think she absolutely looks better now than she did 20 years ago. I always thought she looked a bit like an over-inflated Phoebe Cates. A bit too toothy, lips too full and pouty, and too much lantern jaw. Now? Daaaang….
Just my opinion, though…
“Mommy the school bus is late !”
We’ve figured out Johnny Depp’s type: No Competition.
If this guy got on my plane, I would respectfully throw him out the window.
Nothing makes your bad-ass outfit more complete than snuggly, warm Ugg boots.
pink drapes in the bathroom?
Bag man for the homeless.
Hey, look. Two dogs!
White House security isn’t what it used to be…
In real life, Liam’s eyes are much prettier than on film.
“When the rescue helicopters fly over after the tsunami, earthquake, terrorist attack, or what have you, it’s important to yell ‘help!’ while smiling and waving your hands, like this! A cute kid is a rescued kid.”
Who are these bozo’s?
Read her name. Now look away and try to repeat it without reading.
It sucks that you’re grounded tonight and can’t go out with your girlfriend…
Why is my office nicer than his?
JMeh
Om mani padme gerbil.
I’d put it in her butt.
Again and again and again.
He looks like a table lamp.