The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.19.12

December 19th, 2012 // 265 Comments

“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”

Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.

Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    “Hurry, Deena, got in the car before someone sees you and recogni-…Ah, fuck. Never mind…”

  2. Richard Gere
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    I like him. He was great in “Cocoon…”

  3. Rose McGowan Cleavge Bloodshot Eyes The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
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    She’s still got that dynamite body and I think if she were to start revealing more skin, people would forget about that nasty accident that messed up her face.

  4. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    I can’t believe that someone would be so stupid as to name their dog “Miley Cyrus.”

  5. Malin Akerman Baby Bump
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    Have these show-biz people never heard of birth control? Sheee-ittt…

  6. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    I always wear my cammo longjohns when I fly. They are so comfortable. Oh, and I’m a douche.

  7. Prince Charles Sir Terence Conran
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    This man just punched me in the royal peen!

  8. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants Wiz Khalifa
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    I’m gonna get you in the SUV before you assplode all over these nice camera people.

  9. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    dude, there’s a bug in your ear.

  10. Lorena Bernal Cleavage
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    Got Tits?

  11. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples 90210 Set
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    They are finally allowing the ‘big O’ on primetime TV. I approve.

  12. Rose McGowan Cleavge Bloodshot Eyes The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
    Larry
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    When I saw her for the first time (post-cosmetic surgery) on Law and Order SVU, I didn’t even recognize her but I thought to myself “holy shit that chick is HOT.” Once I realized who she was, I said that she was the first actress I felt that plastic surgery had really REALLY done well with. She’s never been unattractive, but whatever the plastic surgeons did to her (eyes, lips and nose for sure, cheekbones possibly, chin, and she maybe even had her teeth worked on or ground down?) was a vast improvement. I think she absolutely looks better now than she did 20 years ago. I always thought she looked a bit like an over-inflated Phoebe Cates. A bit too toothy, lips too full and pouty, and too much lantern jaw. Now? Daaaang….

    Just my opinion, though…

  13. Gary Busey
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    “Mommy the school bus is late !”

  14. Kate Moss Bikini
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    We’ve figured out Johnny Depp’s type: No Competition.

  15. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    If this guy got on my plane, I would respectfully throw him out the window.

  16. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
    Natty Ice
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    Nothing makes your bad-ass outfit more complete than snuggly, warm Ugg boots.

  17. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    Simplyjack
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    pink drapes in the bathroom?

  18. Gary Busey
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    Bag man for the homeless.

  19. Malin Akerman Baby Bump
    bamf.
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    Hey, look. Two dogs!

  20. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    EZ-B
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    White House security isn’t what it used to be…

  21. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    In real life, Liam’s eyes are much prettier than on film.

  22. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    EZ-B
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    “When the rescue helicopters fly over after the tsunami, earthquake, terrorist attack, or what have you, it’s important to yell ‘help!’ while smiling and waving your hands, like this! A cute kid is a rescued kid.”

  23. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants Wiz Khalifa
    Meat Flaps
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    Who are these bozo’s?

  24. Mariska Hargitay O Face Law & Order SVU Set
    Meat Flaps
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    Read her name. Now look away and try to repeat it without reading.

  25. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    blech
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    It sucks that you’re grounded tonight and can’t go out with your girlfriend…

  26. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    JungleRed
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    Why is my office nicer than his?

  27. JWoww Cleavage Eyes Closed
    tidbit
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    JMeh

  28. Richard Gere
    Mary Feeney
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    Om mani padme gerbil.

  29. Rose McGowan Cleavge Bloodshot Eyes The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
    Fruitless McBerrytits
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    I’d put it in her butt.

    Again and again and again.

  30. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
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    He looks like a table lamp.

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