The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.19.12
“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”
Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.
Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?
– Photo Boy