The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.19.12

December 19th, 2012 // 265 Comments

“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”

Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.

Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
    the crazy betty
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    hillbilly headgear.

  2. Kyle Richards Butt Tight Jeans
    the crazy betty
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    witch’s face.

  3. Gary Busey
    Dan
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    To the surprise of everyone, the bag didn’t contain three years worth of his cat’s farts, but rather a delicious turkey club sandwich from the deli at the end of the street.

  4. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    Tinka
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    Thanks to Shrek 2, Antonio Banderas will always remind me of a purring cat licking its balls.

  5. Kate Moss Bikini
    Tinka
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    Looks like someone in her butt is reaching out to us, screaming for help.

  6. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed
    sprub
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    Wow, it actually looks human.

  7. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed
    Cock Dr
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    Hooker fashion never goes out of style.

  8. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  9. Kate Moss Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I would love to “Thumbs up” or reply to the above “tinka” poster but the site won’t allow me. Is this the new state of affairs for guest commenters or just an evening glitch?

  10. Christina Milian Cleavage The Voice Finale
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    Now this is the C. Milian we pay to see on this site.

  11. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
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    Backstage, Adam Levine wonders what happened to his butt-plugs.

  12. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants Wiz Khalifa
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    I wonder if they go to the same barber

  13. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    Isn’t this that dog The Simpsons mail-ordered that time? You don’t have to walk it, it uses the toilet by itself! Dumbass hillbilly walking a toilet-trained dog.

  14. Malin Akerman Baby Bump
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    Yet another toe-thumb lady. Eh… still would.

  15. Prince Charles Sir Terence Conran
    oldfool
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    “She’s so equine, how could I Not give her a donkey punch?”

  16. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
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    Holy shit! The terrorists won!

  17. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants Wiz Khalifa
    oldfool
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    “C’mon Baby, Just a little shit house head.”

  18. Christina Milian Cleavage The Voice Finale
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    She’s a nose job away from becoming a Jackson.

  19. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
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    Joan Rivers and Antonio Banderas visiting a school in Acapulco. (December 18, 2012)

  20. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants Wiz Khalifa
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    Her ass covers more cubic footage than he does.

  21. Mariska Hargitay O Face Law & Order SVU Set
    oldfool
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    Looks like she just saw the Hamm Bone.

  22. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    If you squint you can almost see those comic strip stink squiggles just below his sleeve.

  23. Malin Akerman Baby Bump
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    I hope she finished shooting the Linda Lovelace movie before this happened.

  24. Tricia Helfer Cleavage The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
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    Caprica 6 gives me a Manhood 6 .. okay 4 (inch) .. hard. :(

  25. Richard Gere
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    Listen quietly .. it’s the Gerbil Whisperer.

  26. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    Vlad
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    Carl from Family Matters looks good! I guess a lack of Twinkies on the store shelves is a good thing after all.

  27. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    Bitch likes it doggie style (take your pick). ;)

  28. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed
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    It’s obvious by her form of garb how she supports her child these days.

  29. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    mando
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    World of Warcraft: Live Action Series! Get your tickets now or else…

  30. Gary Busey
    Vlad
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    Every year, Gary returns to the curb he headbutted to give a piece of his brain in a brown paper bag as an offering to the appease the gods of concrete.

  31. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples 90210 Set
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    Even short-bus AnnaLynne McCord is hot!

  32. Richard Gere
    Vlad
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    Mug O’Gerbils

  33. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
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    Obama needn’t be afraid – 47% of the webs will turn & leave for the welfare office before hitting him.

  34. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
    Vlad
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    Crazy Hillbillies! Crossbreeding a lemur with a husky!

  35. Kate Moss Bikini
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    As sexy as pete moss.

  36. Kate Moss Bikini
    Vlad
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    I hear there’s a chemical they put in the water that turns blue when you pee in it.

  37. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    Someone’s been shopping at the Kravitz Kloset I see.

  38. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
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    I’m sorry, Mister. But we don’t know who you are here in Acapulco either.

  39. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
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    Appearently, he just finished eating the jersey.

  40. Gary Busey
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    Now I just gotta find a good house to put this bag on the porch and light it!

  41. Richard Gere
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    FINALLY! Now I’d believe he would pay for a prostitute.

  42. Rose McGowan Cleavge Bloodshot Eyes The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
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    She must be looking back at her career.

  43. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed
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    Please God, don’t let me really have a child…
    Please God, don’t let me really have a child…
    Please God, don’t let me really have a child…
    Please God, don’t let me really have a child…

  44. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
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    He’s really had it with this show, hasn’t he?

  45. JWoww Cleavage Eyes Closed
    Beer Baron
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    She looks like Rocky Dennis with tits now.

  46. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
    TooCoo
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    Looks like the tarp is on the pocket pool table.

  47. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    Nice job at concealing the Pedobear on your shirt, A.J.

  48. Prince Charles Sir Terence Conran
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    Sir Terence Conran just explained “The Minivan” to him.

  49. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    That’s a mighty fancy-looking livestock trailer.

  50. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
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    Cee Lo Green and his scooter are coming to block the aisles at a Walmart near you.

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