“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”
Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.
Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?
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She could rescue me out of my pants.
Site is fucked up now. This was supposed to post to Tricia Helfer .
Obama is simply using this pic as a taunt to those of use who wish he hadn’t been re-elected. That’s all I’ll say on the matter…
Caprica Six is doing very well, I see.
Haven’t seen her this beautiful in months. What’s her secret? Oh, yeah. Her head is covered up.
I thought…macho dude, until I realized what he was wearing. Dum bass.
popped a molly I’m sweatin, woooooooo
Who wishes Selma was here instead of Melanie ?
Selma…Blair or Diamond? (I miss Selma Diamond.)
Oh, Hayek….my bad
Then it would be Salma, NOT Selma. I know, easy mistake to make. Just make amends and do better in the future.
Russell Brand’s taken up bounty hunting?
“See? I’m just like you guys and stuff. I didn’t comb my hair. Look how average-y I am. Now carry my purse for me, or I’ll have you killed.”
Must be hard to maneuver when your fake eyelashes accidentally glue your eyes shut.
Weird-looking thing. Dog looks kinda funny, too.
“It’s one of those Muslim things! Kill it!”
“Just walk away from the rape charges!”
Looks like J-Woww excites the local menfolk about as much as standing in line at the DMV.
Something screwy with the posting …
Looks like J-Woww excites the local menfolk about as much as standing in line at the DMV.
Huh. i didn’t recognize her without her nipples.
I didn’t recognize here without attractiveness.
Vin Diesel in Uggs. There IS a Santa Claus!
Why didn’t the Secret Service tackle that kid to the ground? Sleeping on the job?
Obviously the child already subdued them.
Too busy pimping whores?
That wave is horrible.
Barf.
God damn, she’s fucking sexy. Just gorgeous.
It is criminal that this beauty isn’t seen on TV more. I blame Fox News somehow.
“Uuugggghhhhh! What a rush!
I would bury my face in that ass.
I am speechless.
Pure sex. Her playboy shoot is one of my favs.
Kid, I know you fight crime but that’s just profiling.
Eh, he never sees her face anyway.
The best she’s ever looked.
“I’m never going to be King, am I?
“So Mother says….. she says… OH GOD, I can’t stop laughing… that Diana is taking a permanent ROAD TRIP!! AHAHAAHAA You get it? Mother had her offed.”
They are picking out some tasty ones for Melanie’s’ “beauty treatment.”
Stem cells are cheaper south of the border.
Still very fuckable.
I would so agree, everyone need to cut her some slack.
The only TRULY shocking thing this guy has ever done is convince casting agents that he could act.
Even the dog has a look on his face like, “Really?”
On the plus side, she’s finally got big tits.
Didn’t realize there were man uggs
Looks like World of Voicecraft now.
I like her a lot more when I can’t hear her speak. And I don’t like her.
I can’t imagine her vagina after pushing out a kid that shares her head dimensions. I’ll just have to keep masturbating to her in The Watchmen and hope for the best.
I love her itty-bitties.
Man name, man face.
Very nice.
Hmmm cold pokies are nice.
Dunn dunn.
Although I can’t stand her I must say she looks decent here without all the shit on her face
I agree. She even looks like she lost about 25 lbs. overnight.
She left the wig off.
Without the makeup, her plastic shines through.
J-whore
I like his gay combat boots.
good grief.
t-rex arms.