The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.19.12

December 19th, 2012 // 265 Comments

“I heard Electro was one of you people now – EAT WEB!”

Welcome to the time of year when The Crap We Missed gets increasingly harder to curate (Yes, I consider this a high art form and I completely understand that’s why in the near future I’ll serve you riblets at Applebee’s), which is why today you’ll find former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean as well as some soccer player’s wife, Lorena Bernal in here. Yes, it’s getting that bad. We’ve also got some of the usual players though, including Cee Lo Green, who’s wardrobe people are just getting desperate at this point, “He won’t even know the difference, just spray-paint some of those Mad Max costumes and let’s get out of here, it’s almost happy hour,” Miley Cyrus going incognito except for the boots and dog leash because she’s straight punk rock, a high-as-fuck Rose McGowan, and AnnaLynne McCord on what I’m starting to believe is an artificially cooled 90210 set.

Yep, I laughed hysterically at Antonio Banderas‘ crotch next to a little girl’s face because, can I start you guys off with some shrimp poppers, maybe a Skinnybee Margarita?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Moss Bikini
    Mohawk Disco
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    She could rescue me out of my pants.

  2. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
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    Obama is simply using this pic as a taunt to those of use who wish he hadn’t been re-elected. That’s all I’ll say on the matter…

  3. Tricia Helfer Cleavage The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
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    Caprica Six is doing very well, I see.

  4. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
    Mohawk Disco
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    Haven’t seen her this beautiful in months. What’s her secret? Oh, yeah. Her head is covered up.

  5. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    I thought…macho dude, until I realized what he was wearing. Dum bass.

  6. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
    k sly
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    popped a molly I’m sweatin, woooooooo

  7. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    DeucePickle
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    Who wishes Selma was here instead of Melanie ?

  8. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    Russell Brand’s taken up bounty hunting?

  9. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    ThisWillHurt
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    “See? I’m just like you guys and stuff. I didn’t comb my hair. Look how average-y I am. Now carry my purse for me, or I’ll have you killed.”

  10. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed
    ThisWillHurt
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    Must be hard to maneuver when your fake eyelashes accidentally glue your eyes shut.

  11. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    Weird-looking thing. Dog looks kinda funny, too.

  12. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
    ThisWillHurt
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    “It’s one of those Muslim things! Kill it!”

  13. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Just walk away from the rape charges!”

  14. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples 90210 Set
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    Looks like J-Woww excites the local menfolk about as much as standing in line at the DMV.

  15. JWoww Cleavage Eyes Closed
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    Looks like J-Woww excites the local menfolk about as much as standing in line at the DMV.

  16. Kate Moss Bikini
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    Huh. i didn’t recognize her without her nipples.

  17. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
    Salad Face
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    Vin Diesel in Uggs. There IS a Santa Claus!

  18. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
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    Why didn’t the Secret Service tackle that kid to the ground? Sleeping on the job?

  19. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
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    That wave is horrible.

  20. Kyle Richards Butt Tight Jeans
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    Barf.

  21. Christina Milian Cleavage The Voice Finale
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    God damn, she’s fucking sexy. Just gorgeous.

  22. Tricia Helfer Cleavage The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
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    It is criminal that this beauty isn’t seen on TV more. I blame Fox News somehow.

  23. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
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    “Uuugggghhhhh! What a rush!

  24. Emilia Clarke Butt Tight Jeans LAX
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    I would bury my face in that ass.

  25. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    I am speechless.

  26. Tricia Helfer Cleavage The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
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    Pure sex. Her playboy shoot is one of my favs.

  27. President Obama Spider-Man Kid
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    Kid, I know you fight crime but that’s just profiling.

  28. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Skipp86
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    Eh, he never sees her face anyway.

  29. Deena Cortese Butt Spandex Dress Bootsy Bellows
    Alison
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    The best she’s ever looked.

  30. Prince Charles Sir Terence Conran
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    “I’m never going to be King, am I?

  31. Prince Charles Sir Terence Conran
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    “So Mother says….. she says… OH GOD, I can’t stop laughing… that Diana is taking a permanent ROAD TRIP!! AHAHAAHAA You get it? Mother had her offed.”

  32. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
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    They are picking out some tasty ones for Melanie’s’ “beauty treatment.”

  33. Rose McGowan Cleavge Bloodshot Eyes The Humane Society Benefit For Rescue Team
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    Still very fuckable.

  34. Richard Gere
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    The only TRULY shocking thing this guy has ever done is convince casting agents that he could act.

  35. Miley Cyrus Head Wrapped In Scarf
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    Even the dog has a look on his face like, “Really?”

  36. Malin Akerman Baby Bump
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    On the plus side, she’s finally got big tits.

  37. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    Didn’t realize there were man uggs

  38. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
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    Looks like World of Voicecraft now.

  39. Snooki Cleavage Eyes Closed
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    I like her a lot more when I can’t hear her speak. And I don’t like her.

  40. Malin Akerman Baby Bump
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    I can’t imagine her vagina after pushing out a kid that shares her head dimensions. I’ll just have to keep masturbating to her in The Watchmen and hope for the best.

  41. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples 90210 Set
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    I love her itty-bitties.

  42. Kyle Richards Butt Tight Jeans
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    Man name, man face.

  43. Lorena Bernal Cleavage
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    Very nice.

  44. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples 90210 Set
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    Hmmm cold pokies are nice.

  45. Mariska Hargitay O Face Law & Order SVU Set
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    Dunn dunn.

  46. Kim Kardashian Bangs Haircut Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Although I can’t stand her I must say she looks decent here without all the shit on her face

  47. JWoww Cleavage Eyes Closed
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    J-whore

  48. AJ McLean Camo Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots
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    I like his gay combat boots.

  49. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Acapulco School Visit
    la kookaracha
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    good grief.

  50. Cee Lo Green Spiked Football Pads The Voice Finale
    shortarms
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    t-rex arms.

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