The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.18.13

December 18th, 2013 // 282 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you get to enjoy while Fish and I stuff hot meat into our mouths. *rereads* Yep, I’m fine with how that sounds. In case you’re wondering, yes, this is our “holiday party,” occurring at 3:30 PM on a Wednesday at a Bánh mì shop in Central Pennsylvania, so that should go ahead and answer the constant question of “Seriously, how cool is your job?” We’re white guys in our 30s who don’t give a shit about sports. This is all we have left. So, while I gently dab Sriracha from Fish’s cheek please enjoy today’s human sacrifices, starting with James Franco in what I hope is that Duck Dynasty idiot‘s recurring nightmare from now on until he dies, Fergie with her before photo, and Rob Ford dancing, which if you imagine happening slowly and to ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ is the most magical thing that will happen to you today.

Once upon a time I was falling in love…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mark Wahlberg Drunk Sleepy Behind The Wheel Jimmy Kimmel Live
    PassingTrue
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    Please, not the next Ironman.

  2. Pharrell Williams Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Swearin
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    He’s clearly the most inconspicuous private eye ever

  3. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    Swearin
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    “Wait, you’re telling me if I convert, your God will end Mummy’s life within a fortnight?!”

  4. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    Swearin
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    Aw how festive, he’s got little Santas on his shirt and she’s dressed like a humorless ice queen

  5. Shane Jacobson Paul Hogan
    martian leader
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    Things are looking up!!

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joe Manganiello Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Swearin
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    Next season on True Blood: Alcide gets a Latino maid and an ancient Germanic warrior demon comes to Bon Temps

  7. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    Swearin
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    He’s not dancing, he’s trying to exorcise the ghost of Chris Farley

  8. Will Ferrell Meagan Good Bow Wow Keshia Chante 106 & Park
    Swearin
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    “You know, I got my start on Saturday Night Live”
    “What’s Saturday Night Live?”
    “Oh right, you’re black women. Nevermind.”

  9. James Franco On Wires Single White Rose
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    If James Franco wanted someone to drop a custard load on his back he doesn’t need the harness, There are many out there willing to give him the Ol’ Donkey Punch. He just needs to give the guy maturbating behind him the white rose.

  10. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    Bubba
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    “Damn, Agent 47….this is your most elaborate disguise yet”

  11. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    zanjoe
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    When you blow yourself up everyone gets….. popcorn?

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joe Manganiello Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

  13. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Hair Curlers Instagram
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    What? She’s getting her hair and makeup done and isn’t breast-feeding at the same time? Supermodel, maybe; supermom, no way,

  14. Will Ferrell Meagan Good Bow Wow Keshia Chante 106 & Park
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    “Wow. I’m appearing on a lot of TV shows. Really, really a lot of TV shows. All of them really. I’ve been on all of them. Even this one.”

  15. Hugh Jackman Swimming With Other Man
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    Yahoo entitled this one: See photos of Hugh Jackman and friend enjoying watersports.

  16. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
    kaschuh
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    Ok, so there’s a monster-sized tranny next to Fergie & we could all come up with a million obvious jokes inferring that Fergie is actually the tranny, but I think we’re overlooking the fact that this picture was taken in a BABY STORE. I can feel my ovaries cringing…

  17. James Franco On Wires Single White Rose
    fuckface
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    “MOOOON River…..Usin’ the whole fist there, Doc.?”

  18. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Chest Bones Cleavage AEM Association Children Of The World For Rwanda Charity Dinner
    Bob Jones
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    Optical illusion on her dress to distract from her ugly face.

  19. James Franco On Wires Single White Rose
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    And just then, Phil Robertson woke up screaming!

  20. Dita Von Teese Bethenny Frankel Holding Bra
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    “Woah, you got these on the Duck Commander web site?”

  21. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come back here right now! God, you don’t listen. You’re just like your father. I mean, you might be. I don’t really remember.”

  22. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ugh, you’re just like your father. He walked away and refuses to acknowledge me in public, too.”

  23. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
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    “You remind me of your father. He wouldn’t stand by me either, and when you see him in public, it’s like he doesn’t have a care in the world.”

  24. Pharrell Williams Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    “Hey, Pharrell, nice boots!”

    “Thanks – they’re your girlfriend’s.”

  25. Pharrell Williams Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    “Hey, Pharrell, nice boots. Where they from – Coldwater Creek?”

    “I don’t know – I’ll ask your mom when I give them back to her.”

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
    Skeeter
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    I’d love to eat and bang her ass.

  27. George Iloka With Girlfriend
    Skeeter
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    Her ass looks delicious.

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
    martina
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    mmmmmmmm
    that ass ……….

  29. George Iloka With Girlfriend
    martina
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    I’m sure that she likes
    walks on the beach, pina coladas, and …
    … having temporarily rich athletes bang the crap out of her

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