The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.18.13

December 18th, 2013 // 282 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you get to enjoy while Fish and I stuff hot meat into our mouths. *rereads* Yep, I’m fine with how that sounds. In case you’re wondering, yes, this is our “holiday party,” occurring at 3:30 PM on a Wednesday at a Bánh mì shop in Central Pennsylvania, so that should go ahead and answer the constant question of “Seriously, how cool is your job?” We’re white guys in our 30s who don’t give a shit about sports. This is all we have left. So, while I gently dab Sriracha from Fish’s cheek please enjoy today’s human sacrifices, starting with James Franco in what I hope is that Duck Dynasty idiot‘s recurring nightmare from now on until he dies, Fergie with her before photo, and Rob Ford dancing, which if you imagine happening slowly and to ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ is the most magical thing that will happen to you today.

Once upon a time I was falling in love…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joe Manganiello Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Nice skull ring. Is it a commentary on what’s happening with his face?

  2. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Hair Curlers Instagram
    Mchael
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    I thought it was Miley Cyrus at one point!

  3. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress Eyes Shut
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    no one has anything to say about that fuckin dude’s outfit?

  4. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    Dox
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    Ok… seriously… could we, as a race unite and just agree that traditional headwear looks stupid?

  5. Coco Huge Butt Tight Jeans Red Boots Instagram
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    Fucking gross

  6. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    The Pope
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    “So you walked into a bar, then what?”

  7. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    alexxx3488
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    “Ball so hard
    That shit cray, ain’t it Jay?
    Ball so hard
    What she order, fish filet?”

  8. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
    alexxx3488
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    I thought she was standing on a chair, but nope. She is not.

  9. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Hair Curlers Instagram
    cocoa
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    Needs moar breastfeeding

  10. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    alexxx
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    “Do not fall down, you little shit. Do you hear me? I’m nowhere near you and if you fall everyone will say I pushed you. I didn’t. YOU are just walking like an asshat because you drank all of Mommy’s wine…juice. I meant juice. Fuck.”

  11. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
    Dick Nose
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    Where the fuck do you buy size 18 pumps ? no seriously I wanna know :)

  12. Coco Huge Butt Tight Jeans Red Boots Instagram
    AnnaD.
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    OK we get it, you have a big ass. Now fuck off, attention whore.

  13. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Hair Curlers Instagram
    Mama Pinkus
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    she will age into Leona Helmsley

  14. Hugh Jackman Swimming With Other Man
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    can they see us holding hands under water?

  15. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
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    if you touch me there again I will get Camilla to kick your arse!

  16. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress Eyes Shut
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    “slobbering”….boooooooooty…..’sigh’

  17. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
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    Isn’t Chyna everyone’s godmother?

  18. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Chest Bones Cleavage AEM Association Children Of The World For Rwanda Charity Dinner
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    she hasn’t had dinner since the last time MJ took propofol…

  19. Coco Huge Butt Tight Jeans Red Boots Instagram
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    as good for you as a plate of waffles and chicken…

  20. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
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    so that’s where I dropped my rock!

  21. Will Ferrell Meagan Good Bow Wow Keshia Chante 106 & Park
    SER
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    I love smiling! Smiling’s my favorite!

  22. George Iloka With Girlfriend
    gary coleman's ghost
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    “I’m dreaming, of whiiite Christmas …”

  23. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
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    Fatman in a little coat, sweating from Tim Hortons doughnuts.

  24. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
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    “That’s the most offensive joke I’ve ever…. Oh, I see. I’m so sorry.”

  25. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
    maoix
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    That’s a huge bitch.

  26. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress Eyes Shut
    mt
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    If I fuck her, does it mean I have to sell my soul to satin too?

  27. George Iloka With Girlfriend
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    “Bubonic what now?”

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    I just want to nibble, maybe a little bite.

  29. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
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    So Khloe Kardashian gets no credit in this photo?

  30. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
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    I’d gladly trade Jim Watson for this guy. Hell, I’ll throw in all of Ottawa city council as a… bonus? No, that’s not the right word.

  31. Blac Chyna Shelf Ass Ripped Pants Mickey Mouse Shirt
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    Isn’t that the black Russian chick from that Ray J reality show that ended up being an escort and a pornstar?

  32. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
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    I can’t believe I looked up how tall Fergie is to figure out how tall the other person in this picture might be.

    5’3″, by the way. 1.6m.

  33. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
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    “If I dress him up as a Christmas present, maybe someone will just take him”

  34. Blac Chyna Shelf Ass Ripped Pants Mickey Mouse Shirt
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    If they ever decide to do another reboot of Conan the Barbarian and need Thulsa Doom…bingo!

  35. George Iloka With Girlfriend
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    Nope, not a gold digger at all.

  36. Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly
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    She is a work of art.

  37. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Hair Curlers Instagram
    Miss D
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    Where do I buy that lipstick pallet?

  38. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
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    “Holy shit, the 3 Wise Men are real”

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joe Manganiello Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Nice to see Arnold taking time off from being the sperminator.

  40. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress Eyes Shut
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    Seriously, she is a fucking vampire, she has been hot for like 20 years straight now, that is downright impossible. She and Kate Beckinsale.

  41. Shane Jacobson Paul Hogan
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    I seriously thought that was the Chaz Bono creature for a minute.

  42. Pharrell Williams Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    “I’m not gay, I’m a fashionista”

  43. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    jack
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    “Word?”

  44. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
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    Gee, there have been quite a few sightings lately with her and her kid. Now, if only she smiled the Mayan prophecy might come true.

  45. George Iloka With Girlfriend
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    Is she expecting a dolphin to jump through those hoops?

  46. James Franco On Wires Single White Rose
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    If you’re going to get rammed from behind on a public sex swing by a square-faced man in the throes of divine ecstasy, make sure you’re whistling the opening to ‘Patience’ to a dying flower.

  47. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
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    If only Charles didn’t forget his cone at home, he wouldn’t have felt left out.

  48. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
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    Embarrassing fat fuck. Like we didn’t have enough embarrassment with Bieber, and Nickelback, you asshole.

  49. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Chest Bones Cleavage AEM Association Children Of The World For Rwanda Charity Dinner
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    How good of her to model “starvation” for the attendees.

  50. Will Ferrell Meagan Good Bow Wow Keshia Chante 106 & Park
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    “Are any of you guys going to see ‘Anchorman’?”
    “No. Not when there a new Madea movie out.”
    “For real?”
    “Ooh ! We should see that! Let’s all go in one car!”
    Nah two… I don’t wanna get stuck driving Will Ferrel home!”
    “Who?”

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