The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.18.13

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you get to enjoy while Fish and I stuff hot meat into our mouths. *rereads* Yep, I’m fine with how that sounds. In case you’re wondering, yes, this is our “holiday party,” occurring at 3:30 PM on a Wednesday at a Bánh mì shop in Central Pennsylvania, so that should go ahead and answer the constant question of “Seriously, how cool is your job?” We’re white guys in our 30s who don’t give a shit about sports. This is all we have left. So, while I gently dab Sriracha from Fish’s cheek please enjoy today’s human sacrifices, starting with James Franco in what I hope is that Duck Dynasty idiot’s recurring nightmare from now on until he dies, Fergie with her before photo, and Rob Ford dancing, which if you imagine happening slowly and to ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ is the most magical thing that will happen to you today.

Once upon a time I was falling in love…

- Photo Boy

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