The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.18.13

December 18th, 2013 // 282 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which you get to enjoy while Fish and I stuff hot meat into our mouths. *rereads* Yep, I’m fine with how that sounds. In case you’re wondering, yes, this is our “holiday party,” occurring at 3:30 PM on a Wednesday at a Bánh mì shop in Central Pennsylvania, so that should go ahead and answer the constant question of “Seriously, how cool is your job?” We’re white guys in our 30s who don’t give a shit about sports. This is all we have left. So, while I gently dab Sriracha from Fish’s cheek please enjoy today’s human sacrifices, starting with James Franco in what I hope is that Duck Dynasty idiot‘s recurring nightmare from now on until he dies, Fergie with her before photo, and Rob Ford dancing, which if you imagine happening slowly and to ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ is the most magical thing that will happen to you today.

Once upon a time I was falling in love…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress Eyes Shut
    Richiekid
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    The new ads that float in front of the photos don’t have a close button and I disapprove… so much so that I am commenting for the first time ever in the 8 years I’ve been a fan of panty shots, movie trailers, and robot apocolypse jokes. effing tighten up gang

  2. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress Eyes Shut
    Cock Dr
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    Horizontal stripes, latex, leather, fishnets, whatever she wears it looks good. That’s talent.

  3. Blac Chyna Shelf Ass Ripped Pants Mickey Mouse Shirt
    waynemoores
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    This picture is just so fucking wrong on so many levels. First, who the fuck are these people and second what is with the fucking mouse.

  4. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    donkeylicks
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    Xander and Killface are real?

  5. Hugh Jackman Swimming With Other Man
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    Just “Hugh Jackman”? Longtime Male Companion doens’t even get a mention?

  6. Dita Von Teese Bethenny Frankel Holding Bra
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    I’ll take “Women I Don’t Want to Fuck” for $500 Alex.

  7. Pharrell Williams Pants Tucked Into Boots
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhgs, grandma sweater, free chase bank promotional t-shirt, slightly ambiguous but mostly feminine jewelry, and a fedora. Now I’m ready.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
    Commented on this photo:

    So want those legs wrapped around my ears..

  9. Dita Von Teese Bethenny Frankel Holding Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    Bethenny showing the only thing that made any man want to ever marry her….

  10. Mark Wahlberg Drunk Sleepy Behind The Wheel Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Coitus Uranus
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I’m fahked up..’

  11. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (under breathe)
    “….everybody Wang Chung tonight……every…body Wang Chung”

  12. Will Ferrell Meagan Good Bow Wow Keshia Chante 106 & Park
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Reprising his role as Bob Whitey.

  13. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    JimBB
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    It’s Christmas, so no one had the heart to tell him he was in the city council chambers and not a production of “Hair!”

  14. Blac Chyna Shelf Ass Ripped Pants Mickey Mouse Shirt
    Deacon Jones
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    These two bitches are faker than the sexbots from BladeRunner

  15. Hugh Jackman Swimming With Other Man
    Michael_D
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    “What? He’s just a friend”

  16. Hugh Jackman Swimming With Other Man
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Just two mates out for a friendly swim–and maybe some good-natured oral sex later, as mates are wont to do.

  17. Dita Von Teese Bethenny Frankel Holding Bra
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, your panties are so dust-free!

  18. Mark Wahlberg Drunk Sleepy Behind The Wheel Jimmy Kimmel Live
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Iz dat a terorist? Cuz if it iz, Im gonna FUCK YOU UP, BRO!

  19. Blac Chyna Shelf Ass Ripped Pants Mickey Mouse Shirt
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    You think Blac Chyna is her christian name?

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joe Manganiello Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m going to pump you up!” said Joe

    “And I’m going to pump your maid!” said Arnold.

  21. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    God, where is rush hour traffic when you NEED IT??

  22. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    If those robes were white, there would be a very different caption.

  23. Shane Jacobson Paul Hogan
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    “You call THAT a skyscraper? Okay well, admittedly, it is pretty big.”

  24. James Franco On Wires Single White Rose
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ford Motor presents an exciting new automobile, the Ford Douchebag! Includes as standard a sex swing rising from the trunk, and a douchebag James Franco hood ornament, though Franco insisted ‘it must be mounted in the back.’”

  25. Will Ferrell Meagan Good Bow Wow Keshia Chante 106 & Park
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    I feel your pain, Will. I have NO idea who any of them are either

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Joe Manganiello Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dis Joe guy, his book is great, buy it. But if you really want to be the supersta of da industry, BUY MY BOOK.”

  27. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Chest Bones Cleavage AEM Association Children Of The World For Rwanda Charity Dinner
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Solve the puzzle on my dress and I’m yours for the night!

  28. Pharrell Williams Pants Tucked Into Boots
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    I couldn’t decide on a style, so I just wore all of them.

  29. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right, Xander, chase that ball, just how your mother taught you!”

  30. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    Frank Burns
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    X: “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back!”
    J: “Why, you little bastard!”
    X: “Step, step, step!”
    J: “Bad child! Evil I say!”

  31. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I don’t watch ‘Duck Dynasty’ on the royal television. Why do you ask?”

  32. Will Ferrell Meagan Good Bow Wow Keshia Chante 106 & Park
    Commented on this photo:

    People Will Ferrell can buy 100x over for $200, Alex!

  33. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    “No. Stop. Don’t step off the curb.”

  34. Rosalind Lipsett Holiday Bikini Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Im going to sound flaming mentioning this with a girl in a red bikini in front of me, but what in the fuck is going on with her hair?

    Looks like she hasn’t showered in a week, and then she’s got those cheap ass extensions

  35. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    For an hour, Mayor Ford made propeller noises and buzzed around the podium like a pretend airplane, which he claimed was in support of building an airport for Toronto. Baffled city council members were eventually able to remind Ford that Toronto already has an airport.

  36. James Franco On Wires Single White Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    No Leo, take me instead!

  37. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh YEAH! I remember you in Aladdin! Bravo, my good chap!”

  38. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Hair Curlers Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    What, not breast feeding child?

  39. Mark Wahlberg Drunk Sleepy Behind The Wheel Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops, looks like the hamster fell off the wheel…or took time out to go fight terrorists.

  40. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.

  41. Cheech Marin Hot Young Wife Darlene Morley
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    HEY DOUBLE BUBBLE!

  42. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    While finally feeling true to himself in wig, high heels, and skirt, nonetheless Wladimir Klitschko could not stop his craving for short blondes.

  43. Pharrell Williams Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    “……from the thrift shop down the road.”

  44. Hugh Jackman Swimming With Other Man
    Crocodile Dundee
    Commented on this photo:

    (off camera) “Hey, poofter!”
    (these two, simultaneously) “Who, me?”

  45. Fergie Giant Transvestite Baby Store
    bstak
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t think Josh Duhamel was that tall.

  46. Prince Charles Syrian Orthodox Church Visit
    Monsignor Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    “Really? You consider the missionary position UNorthodox?”

  47. January Jones Son Xander Running Away From Her
    bstak
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s doing the exact same pose as Rob Ford!

  48. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Hair Curlers Instagram
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    She has a weird face

  49. James Franco On Wires Single White Rose
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Guy behind Franco: Not yet. He isn’t far enough over the ledge yet…..

  50. Rob Ford Dancing During City Council Session
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    “The courts are alive with the sound of Impeeeeachment….”

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