“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and dear God, why didn’t someone get Brandi Glanville to sign this first?
Now that’s a body worth a Whitman’s Sampler and an autographed cap, amirite Jeter?
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Rob Halford wore black leather and studs and no one ever knew.
Were were doing so good….No Tila for such a long time and now this shit.
Ahhhhh, America’s Sweetheart.
bicycle smile :)
Mrs. Lardassian
Where’s the baby ya fucking skank?
Is this Bib Fortuna on the “Return of the Jedi” Reboot?
OMG guys, air has calories? I’m never breathing again!
Man, the kardashians must have some covert wiping techniques. How does one wipe that ass after a good dump? They all seriously need to invest in those japanese spray toilets that cleans your ass after you shit. There is no way one ROLL would take care of that!
one of these with some tp on the end would be helpful.
http://www.amazon.com/32-Reacher-Grabber-Pick-Stick/dp/B0016P1VT2
It’s like she wants that carrot.. but will just trot away when you actually try to give it to her.
I guess Teeth was based off a true story?
In this particular case, I think I’m going to have to go with Yes, H8.
she has developed the signature Trump hairdo of only forward growth with no discernable scalp.