The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.14.11

December 14th, 2011 // 328 Comments

“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and dear God, why didn’t someone get Brandi Glanville to sign this first?

Now that’s a body worth a Whitman’s Sampler and an autographed cap, amirite Jeter?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LeAnn Rimes
    Jeffiner
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    she looks like she belongs in whoville.

  2. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
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    More saddle bags than a Harley Davidson dealer in Oklahoma.

  3. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    I hear Kettle Drums….

  4. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    Frank The Duck
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    Plastic surgery never makes you look like an Alien construct….

  5. Melania Trump Cleavage
    Chris Pine
    Commented on this photo:

    Slutty and demur? Close enough.

  6. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    “I always smile when I hear the Huckleberry Hound theme song, it reminds me of when I was whelped…”

  7. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Bradley Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you just imagine the stick that wafts from that cavernous crap pit?

  8. Zac Efron
    Bradley Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am honored to accept the 2011 Douchebag of the Year award…”

  9. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Why must these pics be posted? Now I have to go and fap…again.

  10. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Bradley Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her. There I said it.

  11. and he mistakenly writes, ” I am Innocent” …..

  12. LeAnn Rimes
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Her whinnies shattered every jelly jar in the saloon.

  13. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
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    “Christ. Even my idiotic TV character Johnathan Hart could figure out I killed my wife.”

  14. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Looks like she banged a furry, then skinned it and kept the spoils.

  15. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Hugh Gentry
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    I hate this bitch. I want to cut her face.

  16. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
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    If only David Duchovny held up as well.

  17. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
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    I believe that the Mentalist would observe that he has a sharp instrument pointed directly at her aorta.

  18. LeAnn Rimes
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    That face is a bit too simian for my tastes.

  19. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Hugh Jazz available?

  20. Blasto

    Balsa wood floats, Natalie Wood don’t

  21. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    The Iron Lady in happier times…

  22. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    She and Courtney Love need to share a bindle and end this.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    HumpinFrog
    Commented on this photo:

    We came. We saw. It kicked our asses with it’s ass and……..”come on boys start singing”……”Who ya goin call? ASSBUSTERS!”

  24. LeAnn Rimes
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    “I had all the guys I could fit in my mouth at the same time sign my gee-tar!”

  25. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    “Camel toe can take away all my sexual attractions. It cannot take away my mind, it cannot touch my heart and it cannot touch my boner pills. All those three things are going to carry on forever…don’t ever, ever give up.” -Jim Vulvano

  26. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Venom
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    Nasty disgusting pig.

  27. Nick Nolte
    Venom
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    He looks like he would be a blast to go down to Key West with and drink all day and fish off a boat with.

  28. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Venom
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    Ahh, the only person that should ever be in the Final Five.

  29. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    Contusion
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    Gillian Anderson at the SAG Awards.

  30. LeAnn Rimes
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    LeeAnn Rimes devalues a Gibson Les Paul.

  31. LeAnn Rimes
    Jenni
    Commented on this photo:

    why does she look like Kat Gossing??

  32. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sometimes you just have to drown a bitch. Best Wishes, Robert Wagner”

  33. Zac Efron
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    “Geez guys, couldn’t you have at least wiped this thing off after Kardashian used it?. Wait…is that corn?”

  34. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
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    She should try some ginger, it’ll make you sexy.

  35. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Gordon GEICO
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re doing it wrong. You have to show the normal picture first, not the scary one, if you want that prank to work . . .

  36. Blake Lively
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    Love her new hairstyle, wait she’s on the right?

  37. Tila Tequila Cleavage
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    Where’s the duct tape?

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is there a seat on that bike?

  39. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    mulder
    Commented on this photo:

    the boob is out there.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    KONG SMASH
    Commented on this photo:

    KONG SWEAT.

  41. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    MoonBeam
    Commented on this photo:

    And I thought it was JLove. Sorry Jen….

  42. Zac Efron
    MoonBeam
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s hot. I’d totally hit it and then some.

  43. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying a little too hard and really needs to get away from that brassy hair colour.

  44. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He left a floater.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying to wipe eyes clean!!!!!

  46. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    So don’t care…

  47. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s developed technology to steal Lindsay Lohan’s youth.

  48. LeAnn Rimes
    MoonBeam
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so ugly. Reminds me of Falcor.

  49. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh God, SERIOUSLY?!? Someone is allowing her another to-fail series!!!

  50. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait, how do you spell ‘murderer’ again?”

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