“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and dear God, why didn’t someone get Brandi Glanville to sign this first?
Now that’s a body worth a Whitman’s Sampler and an autographed cap, amirite Jeter?
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she looks like she belongs in whoville.
More saddle bags than a Harley Davidson dealer in Oklahoma.
I hear Kettle Drums….
Plastic surgery never makes you look like an Alien construct….
Slutty and demur? Close enough.
“I always smile when I hear the Huckleberry Hound theme song, it reminds me of when I was whelped…”
Can you just imagine the stick that wafts from that cavernous crap pit?
“I am honored to accept the 2011 Douchebag of the Year award…”
Why must these pics be posted? Now I have to go and fap…again.
I love her. There I said it.
and he mistakenly writes, ” I am Innocent” …..
AHAHA brilliant :D
Her whinnies shattered every jelly jar in the saloon.
“Christ. Even my idiotic TV character Johnathan Hart could figure out I killed my wife.”
Looks like she banged a furry, then skinned it and kept the spoils.
I hate this bitch. I want to cut her face.
If only David Duchovny held up as well.
I believe that the Mentalist would observe that he has a sharp instrument pointed directly at her aorta.
That face is a bit too simian for my tastes.
Is Hugh Jazz available?
Balsa wood floats, Natalie Wood don’t
The Iron Lady in happier times…
She and Courtney Love need to share a bindle and end this.
We came. We saw. It kicked our asses with it’s ass and……..”come on boys start singing”……”Who ya goin call? ASSBUSTERS!”
“I had all the guys I could fit in my mouth at the same time sign my gee-tar!”
“Camel toe can take away all my sexual attractions. It cannot take away my mind, it cannot touch my heart and it cannot touch my boner pills. All those three things are going to carry on forever…don’t ever, ever give up.” -Jim Vulvano
Nasty disgusting pig.
He looks like he would be a blast to go down to Key West with and drink all day and fish off a boat with.
You kidding, man? Have you ever tried to repeatedly pull a staggering drunk out of the ocean?
Ahh, the only person that should ever be in the Final Five.
Gillian Anderson at the SAG Awards.
lmao
lol
Winner!
LeeAnn Rimes devalues a Gibson Les Paul.
why does she look like Kat Gossing??
“Sometimes you just have to drown a bitch. Best Wishes, Robert Wagner”
rotflmao!
“Geez guys, couldn’t you have at least wiped this thing off after Kardashian used it?. Wait…is that corn?”
She should try some ginger, it’ll make you sexy.
You’re doing it wrong. You have to show the normal picture first, not the scary one, if you want that prank to work . . .
Love her new hairstyle, wait she’s on the right?
Where’s the duct tape?
Why is there a seat on that bike?
So I can steal it.
the boob is out there.
KONG SWEAT.
And I thought it was JLove. Sorry Jen….
I think he’s hot. I’d totally hit it and then some.
Trying a little too hard and really needs to get away from that brassy hair colour.
He left a floater.
Trying to wipe eyes clean!!!!!
So don’t care…
I think she’s developed technology to steal Lindsay Lohan’s youth.
She’s so ugly. Reminds me of Falcor.
The Falcor look is typical on celebwhores after a dozen facelifts & a couple nose jobs
Oh God, SERIOUSLY?!? Someone is allowing her another to-fail series!!!
“Wait, how do you spell ‘murderer’ again?”