The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.14.11

By: Photo Boy / December 14, 2011

“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and dear God, why didn’t someone get Brandi Glanville to sign this first?

Now that’s a body worth a Whitman’s Sampler and an autographed cap, amirite Jeter?

- Photo Boy

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