The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.14.11

December 14th, 2011 // 328 Comments

“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and dear God, why didn’t someone get Brandi Glanville to sign this first?

Now that’s a body worth a Whitman’s Sampler and an autographed cap, amirite Jeter?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    brianabanana
    Commented on this photo:

    Reese called, she wants her cameltoe back.

  2. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    ***beep! beep! beep! beep!***

  3. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    The Everlasting Know-it-all
    Commented on this photo:

    Love me some Scully

  4. Nick Nolte
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Lookout!!! It’s Hobo with a Shotg—
    Oh wait, it’s just Nolte with a murse full of booze.
    As you were, people. Move along. Nothing to see here…

  5. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I’m sorry. I am not drawing a lifejacket on her.”

  6. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll make it to “Dan, Best wishes R.J. and Natablub blub blub.” You’ll make a killing on Ebay. “Killing. Get it?”

  7. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    Totally unrecognizable in a good way.

  8. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Commented on this photo:

    Seat warmers would be redundant.

  9. Zac Efron
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, how do you hold chopsticks? You zippers use those too, right?”

  10. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Commented on this photo:

    Snort laugher. I can tell.

  11. Blake Lively
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I find it ironic that someone who used an iPhone camera to take personal pornography and atypical self-promotion to a new level is mulling around outside the Institute of Technology.

  12. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Miss Congenialty III: Past Your Prime as a Model, Here’s a Reality Show” is FINALLY hitting theaters in early 2012!

  13. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    America’s Homeless Sweatheart

  14. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s actually a show?
    Called ‘Janice TV”?
    Wow…
    All of a sudden ‘Jersey Shore’ looks like re-runs of ‘Masterpiece Theatre’.

  15. Tila Tequila Cleavage
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    Most people just flush their bush after shaving it, but she likes to blow hers on her fans.

  16. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Duck! She’s blowin’ some Crazy your way!!!

  17. Blake Lively
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter what Blake does, she can’t seem to shake Sarah Silverman.

  18. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    She certainly doesn’t open her mouth that wide when food is put in front of her.

  19. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    where’s the token baby, in the bag? can’t stand this broad.

    “now i’m not sayin’ he shoulda cheated on her – but i understand”

  20. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t care what you think, still would.

  21. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s looking more and more like my best friend’s wife, which should make me feel guilty for the boner except I also get boners from my best friend’s wife, so, there.

  22. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Cellulite Mountain

  23. Fergie
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Xtina and this dude are on a collision course with reality. they haven’t hit just yet. gettin’ there.

  24. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Holy shit you guys… this! I KNEW I used to do something before! It had something to do with guitars, right?”

  25. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what picture you guys are looking at, but I’d be all over that bag lady.

  26. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks every day of those 56 years. ridden hard, put away soaking wet every time. ouch.

  27. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Rabbit
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh! She looks like Aileen Wuornos!

  28. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    Hardford Forhardar
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously. Tits are making a come back this year. Not you Madonna.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    8-o

  30. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, so that’s what a wookie ass looks like without any type of restraints.

  31. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    Commented on this photo:

    Heheheh, uh uh uh, “dick in son” teeeeheeee, I just realized.

  32. Fergie
    Commented on this photo:

    apl.de.ap? Which one is that? The one with the wonky eyes or the sperm donor lab cocktail ?

  33. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    “damn, you must do a ton of delts and trap reps to get that buff brah – oh excuse me ma’am.”

  34. Melania Trump Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, but any degree of hotness she may have is lost in knowing that she sees Trump naked.

    • cc

      Just imagine preparing to go down and then contemplating Donald’s dick has been there. Change of heart anyone?

    • Oh damn. Eric, you bastard. Now that visual is stuck in my head! Heading for the vomitorium…back soon.

      • Trek Girl

        “A vomitorium is a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre, through which big crowds can exit rapidly at the end of a performance.”

        - Wikipedia

  35. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    43 and three kids later her side boobs look better than Lindsay Lohans.

  36. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Efe
    Commented on this photo:

    One day, somewhere, a brave pap is gonna stop before hitting the shutter on yet another ass shot of a Kardashian and think “nah… not this time”

  37. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to self: Pussy turns your teeth green.

  38. Sean Connery

    They are mutated sea bass….

  39. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    if she were mine, she’d have a permanent imprint of my face between those.

  40. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    Larry Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that like a starving Haitian and so would 3.5 billion other men. The only guys that wouldn’t kill to have their 56 yr old wife look like that would be Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and George Clooney as they will always have superior new growth vagina regardless of how old they get.

  41. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Efe
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s that Ashton look again…

  42. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Next I’m going in for mouth widening surgery! Eddie says his ex gave the best head….but not for long!”

  43. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    Larry Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    This broad is still floating around??? I figured she was folding clothing at Costco by now. God bless her persistence!!!

  44. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Sean Connery
    Commented on this photo:

    Wookie got back!

  45. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    the kiss that could literally kill.

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Larry Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d beg my wife to have a 3some with that little tramp. PLEASE HONEY!!!!

  47. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    BE
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta say…I could (almost) understand the Kardashian fixation for guys. Curvy, in the sci-fi/fantasy heroine sort of way appeals to a lot of guys. But until now, I never understood why women and girls liked following the Kardashians. The show is vapid with so obviously manufactured issues that it’s hard not to read a book or surf the internet just to stay awake.

    Now we have THE answer to why any female likes the Kardashians – they make us feel great about ourselves!

  48. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Debutante
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW !!! I can’t believe this is Sandra Bullock ! The power of Makeup ! Jesus, she looks downright ugly.

  49. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    BE
    Commented on this photo:

    We can only hope with every actress on the planet believing leggings are pants means that this horrible “fashion” trend is almost over.

    Supermodel or Grandma at Walmart: Leggings are not pants!

  50. Blake Lively
    pooney
    Commented on this photo:

    Dog is a toller. Great (and happy) breed.

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