“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and dear God, why didn’t someone get Brandi Glanville to sign this first?
Now that’s a body worth a Whitman’s Sampler and an autographed cap, amirite Jeter?
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Well I think we finally solved the mystery of who skinned Barney…
“Listen, I don’t want to get picky but someone promised me a BLACK microphone”
I don’t care if she’s a lesbian… The sight of that mouth anywhere near a man or woman’s genitals would drive anyone to abstinence…
Yeah, she has always looked like that. I could never figure out why the honchos on Sex and the City didn’t ask her to fix her grill.
She misunderstood and thought the campaign’s name was No Ate….
lol.
What’s she doing here. The sign clearly says “No HO HO”. Clear enough?
She looks like Liz Lemon.
A gal needs perkier tits to carry off this look…but thanks anyway.
Ahhh Scully. She gets better with age.
That’s no moon…..
Well, it’s too big to be a space-station.
“I used to bulls eye womp rats in my t-16 back home. They were no bigger than…holy shit!”
Who would have thought he would turn into his character from “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” in real life?
I’m sorry blogger, to me she always looks like a goddamn sloppy mess…..except for those photos where she was naked.
When I first saw the pic, I thought it was Janice Dickinson
I thought it was Taylor Armstrong.
I thought it was Neil Armstrong.
hehe
The Borg tried to assimilate Fergie, but then decided she didn’t taste so good.
Heheh!
I think she looks like an escapee from Cherry 2000.
The problem with STDs: they don’t kill fast enough.
I think her ass is inhaling.
I like the coat but not what’s in it.
You’re middle aged lady, quit hanging out your tits like you’re 20.
Uh, I guess this is Janice Dickinson; interesting.
Oh and forget the tits, quit having plastic surgery already.
“Middle aged?!” Your only off by 20 years.
Why in the hell would a professional basketball player in the NBA ever sleep with this wildebeest, much less marry her.
Because it’s a well known fact that black guys like chicks with massive asses?
It’s science.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
Steatopygia (play /stiːˌætɵˈpɪdʒiə/;[1] Greek: στεατοπυγία) is a high degree of fat accumulation in and around the buttocks. The deposit of fat is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, forming a thick layer reaching sometimes to the knee.
Gosh, thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi.
The Donald will ultimately dump her too.
Not so fast, he makes them all sign a minim five year contract to stay with him. Then he can dump them at will.
After looking at this pic, I’m finding easier to forgive Jesse
What’s she got there? Insoles? Panty shields?
… It’s a scarf for her hair.
Can I have your confession, I meant signature, please?
COME AT ME BRO
YESSSSSS! I just fell in love with you Drew…..
On behalf of men everywhere, thank you for joining the other team.
You can’t tell the difference between employed Nick Nolte and homeless Nick Nolte. It’s a gift, I guess.
“That’s great, but could you sign one without X’ing out Natalie Wood’s eyes?”
Winner
You could bounce silver dollars off of that thang.
Nolte always looks one click away from walking around in a bathrobe and slippers.
Smile dog is REAL! Spread the word!
OH SCULLY, YOU’RE STILL HOT!!!!
What man could look at that face and not leave his wife?
LOL!
A rubber outfit is a good option if you tend to wet your pants on stage.
i hate this skanky ugly bitch
There’s going to be a shooting scene in this show? Thank goodness.
I wonder what Donald Trump’s post sex gift basket to her would include?
A bronzed, autographed hairpiece.
A copy of the prenup.
A chunk of fine Italian marble and a bottle of Head and Shoulders.
The only thing in this picture that isn’t man-made is the blurry out of focus tree branch in the upper left corner.
I haven’t read the New England Journal of Medicine lately, but herpes can’t be passed through a computer screen, right?
Was my thought too.
“No, its pronounced Zackary Efron, NOT Zack-a-lee Ef-lon!”
Is anyone looking into what purpose the could Chinese possibly have, to make a miniature clone of Coco?
wrote that in the wrong order… I blame the clone, cocobean
She’s Vietnamese, blame Agent Orange.
As Chinese clone of Coco, it would make her Cocoasian, she just entered the country via Vietnam. Spycraft 101.
Mr. Wagner, I have a question please. What kind of wood does not float? “Why that is Natalie Wood, of course.”
Winner!
Well, I guess we’re gonna have some Sasquatch rumors flying around Dallas now; Nifty, just nifty!
If the Mavs win by 10, Jack Links for EVERYONE!
So Japan has already had New Year’s Eve?
Did the dingo eat her baby?
Chick looks like she has lost about 200 lbs? Bulimia anyone?
“You put your hand under his testicles like this, then with your mouth you . . .”
lick the scrotum?
She’s Amy Adams’ Dorian Gray.
Kevin Bacon looks at that face every time he shaves or combs his hair.
Brilliant!
“Quit screwing around, I know your name isn’t really Natalie Overboard.”
Ha!! Winner.
I thought it was Jimmy Fallon at first. Then the previous comments…
I hope Mark Cuban and Kris Jenner never meet, because the force of their vanity and shameless promotion of themselves and their business ventures will destroy us all.
Must be a seeing-eye dog to help her navigate the streets during her next fatigue-laden walk of shame from Ryan Reynold’s place.
“Of course the movie is shit, but with my limited range and ability, I’m lucky to be in anything not-Disney…wait, nobody translate that!”
“Is this Sharpie waterproof? Kidding!!! Loved that gal, just adored her…”