The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.14.11

December 14th, 2011 // 328 Comments

“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Puns!) four out of five dentists recommend against whatever the hell Cynthia Nixon has been doing with her mouth, and dear God, why didn’t someone get Brandi Glanville to sign this first?

Now that’s a body worth a Whitman’s Sampler and an autographed cap, amirite Jeter?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
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    Well I think we finally solved the mystery of who skinned Barney…

  2. Zac Efron
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    “Listen, I don’t want to get picky but someone promised me a BLACK microphone”

  3. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care if she’s a lesbian… The sight of that mouth anywhere near a man or woman’s genitals would drive anyone to abstinence…

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Yeah, she has always looked like that. I could never figure out why the honchos on Sex and the City didn’t ask her to fix her grill.

  4. LeAnn Rimes
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    She misunderstood and thought the campaign’s name was No Ate….

  5. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    She looks like Liz Lemon.

  6. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    Cock Dr
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    A gal needs perkier tits to carry off this look…but thanks anyway.

  7. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    graer
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhh Scully. She gets better with age.

  8. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Cock Dr
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    That’s no moon…..

  9. Nick Nolte
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Who would have thought he would turn into his character from “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” in real life?

  10. Blake Lively
    Cock Dr
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    I’m sorry blogger, to me she always looks like a goddamn sloppy mess…..except for those photos where she was naked.

  11. Fergie
    Cock Dr
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    The Borg tried to assimilate Fergie, but then decided she didn’t taste so good.

  12. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    The problem with STDs: they don’t kill fast enough.

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    I think her ass is inhaling.

  14. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the coat but not what’s in it.
    You’re middle aged lady, quit hanging out your tits like you’re 20.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    philio
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    Why in the hell would a professional basketball player in the NBA ever sleep with this wildebeest, much less marry her.

  16. Melania Trump Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    The Donald will ultimately dump her too.

    • Marla

      Not so fast, he makes them all sign a minim five year contract to stay with him. Then he can dump them at will.

  17. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    philio
    Commented on this photo:

    After looking at this pic, I’m finding easier to forgive Jesse

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    What’s she got there? Insoles? Panty shields?

  19. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Can I have your confession, I meant signature, please?

  20. Fergie
    Drew
    Commented on this photo:

    COME AT ME BRO

  21. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    On behalf of men everywhere, thank you for joining the other team.

  22. Nick Nolte
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t tell the difference between employed Nick Nolte and homeless Nick Nolte. It’s a gift, I guess.

  23. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s great, but could you sign one without X’ing out Natalie Wood’s eyes?”

  24. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    You could bounce silver dollars off of that thang.

  25. Nick Nolte
    Frank Burns
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    Nolte always looks one click away from walking around in a bathrobe and slippers.

  26. Blake Lively
    pumpkin
    Commented on this photo:

    Smile dog is REAL! Spread the word!

  27. Gillian Anderson Side Boob
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    OH SCULLY, YOU’RE STILL HOT!!!!

  28. LeAnn Rimes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What man could look at that face and not leave his wife?

  29. Fergie
    Frank Burns
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    A rubber outfit is a good option if you tend to wet your pants on stage.

  30. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    karlito
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    i hate this skanky ugly bitch

  31. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s going to be a shooting scene in this show? Thank goodness.

  32. Melania Trump Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wonder what Donald Trump’s post sex gift basket to her would include?

  33. Janice Dickinson Cleavage Janice TV
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing in this picture that isn’t man-made is the blurry out of focus tree branch in the upper left corner.

  34. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I haven’t read the New England Journal of Medicine lately, but herpes can’t be passed through a computer screen, right?

  35. Zac Efron
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, its pronounced Zackary Efron, NOT Zack-a-lee Ef-lon!”

  36. Tila Tequila Cleavage
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    Is anyone looking into what purpose the could Chinese possibly have, to make a miniature clone of Coco?

  37. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
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    Mr. Wagner, I have a question please. What kind of wood does not float? “Why that is Natalie Wood, of course.”

  38. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
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    Well, I guess we’re gonna have some Sasquatch rumors flying around Dallas now; Nifty, just nifty!

  39. Zac Efron
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    So Japan has already had New Year’s Eve?

  40. Sandra Bullock Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Did the dingo eat her baby?

  41. Fergie
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    Chick looks like she has lost about 200 lbs? Bulimia anyone?

  42. Tila Tequila Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    “You put your hand under his testicles like this, then with your mouth you . . .”

  43. Cynthia Nixon Yellow Teeth
    Mr. Fuck You
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s Amy Adams’ Dorian Gray.

  44. LeAnn Rimes
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Kevin Bacon looks at that face every time he shaves or combs his hair.

  45. Frank Burns

    “Quit screwing around, I know your name isn’t really Natalie Overboard.”

  46. Zac Efron
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Jimmy Fallon at first. Then the previous comments…

  47. Khloe Kardashian Fat Butt Sweatpants
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope Mark Cuban and Kris Jenner never meet, because the force of their vanity and shameless promotion of themselves and their business ventures will destroy us all.

  48. Blake Lively
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be a seeing-eye dog to help her navigate the streets during her next fatigue-laden walk of shame from Ryan Reynold’s place.

  49. Zac Efron
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Of course the movie is shit, but with my limited range and ability, I’m lucky to be in anything not-Disney…wait, nobody translate that!”

  50. Robert Wagner Signing Natalie Wood Picture
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is this Sharpie waterproof? Kidding!!! Loved that gal, just adored her…”

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