Welcome back to your regularly scheduled The Crap We Missed which has been five days in the making, so you’re getting the creme de la creme of Boobdick Weirdfacery™. I’ve been scouring the photo agencies the past few days, trying to find pics worthy of a two day delay that you can blame entirely on Fish for making me scrub down this hidden chamber below his basement. So much hair… just all over everything… Anyway, please enjoy captioning the shit out of Mike Tyson and this woman who is basically the human equivalent of that goat from Jurassic Park, Andrew Garfield remembering how glorious those boob-thingies really are, The Asspocalypse, Hilaria Baldwin trying to keep in shape for her spry, young lover, every Hollywood drug addict’s BFF, Steven Tyler groping the only man in sight amidst a group of hot cheerleaders and finally, a mouth even Jon Hamm might struggle with.
Oh yeah, also this. I keep my promises, bitches,
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A club? I’m scared to think what kind of club you go into with your teenage kids.
The type that shits rainbows.
What is with the knuckles on that hand holding the kid? WTF???
“I SAID YOU HAVE GREAT TITS”
Knitted Douche Caps aren’t just for male hipsters anymore!
“Why are you orange?”
Now we know the cause of those algal blooms off Miami’s coast.
Courtney Stoddard in approximately t̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ two weeks.
and boom goes the dynamite.
Ah, the ol’ “Babysitter-Flavor-Saver’!
Gandalf the Tan.
Miami, Florida, ’nuff said.
One in front while the other guy does it in the back. And the grass is cut in no time.
Granny Ass!!!! I would do it, but I wouldnt like it…
That ass is SO gross!!! Doesn’t she have money to fix that? Damn.
Are you gay or female?
um… no need to be either gay nor female to find this ass unattractive. just for the record ;)
New commercial for Summer’s Eve?
Return of the potato nose.
Preparing for her next meal involving Hamm and sausage.
was waiting for the Hamm reference. well played.
She’s busy with two boys of her own.
From the “Dora the Explorer” episode, “Robbed and Kidnapped by a Hipster”.
ridiculously gayesque
She just whipped it out.
P!nk in approximately t̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ two weeks.
let it go, brah!
I’m thumbing this down just for the use of “brah.”
I agree.
Someone’s hat is is at 3 o’clock.
“Boner? Of course, not! Not in public . . . No, I need to leave my sweater on my lap because . . . Y’know . . . Winter time.”
There is a confusing a combination of male and female traits intermingling here.
All male traits with makeup and fake tits. This is how a friend of mine got confused at the bar last year.
The sad thing is, she never used to look so masculine, even with the short hair.
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That Hobbit behind him has a crack pipe.
Made me laugh, thanks!
We spent billions of dollars, thousands of man hours of the smartest minds on the planet and the most complicated landing cycle ever put int production Goddamnit… Beatles, Zep, something classical? Countless songs that raise and praise the human condition and this shitfuck’s music is what we send round trip to another planet?
They look like they have gas as a family.
“Do you accept gays in the Plaid Club?”
Completely and utterly talentless without those nasty bolt-ons. It really is true that you can buy fame. Who knew it only costs a few grand?
Nothing hotter than a derp-shaped man.
QUEEF!!!
Snapped just after someone correctly yelled: “YOUR MOM RUINED THE MATRIX!!!”
She performs at bat mitzvahs?
If she’s performing, why can I still see the mic?
“I thaid I hab a mouf fuhl ob cumb amb I nee to thpit”
I see cheerleaders at a gay couple’s wedding.
I don’t even know where to start with this one.
“These ethnic boys are so nice.”
Well, I’ve seen porn couch auditions that started a bit sexier, but I’ll see how this plays out…
Jon Hamm sighting.
“CURSE you, Anne Hathaway! I was just getting ready to expose MY vag!”
*horf*
♫Yeah! Yeah! Dude looks like a♫ … well, a dude.
Aw, fuck… that wasn’t supposed to be a reply. Stupid internet.
Blame the internet.
“I’m gonna rape these later. Oops. Not guilty!”
Keep going naked! I’m going to keep eating delicious meat.
2 for 1 dumpy lumpy asses
“Now here’s my imitation of Anne Hathaway “accidently” exposing herself!”
mmm… milf ass. yummy
“If my dad thinks I’m Liz Lemon, maybe he’ll love me!”
“The spider-sense in my pants is tingling!”
Are we entirely sure that she’s Alec’s and not Stephen’s?
Grey hair is for the 99%