The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.12.12

December 12th, 2012 // 731 Comments

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled The Crap We Missed which has been five days in the making, so you’re getting the creme de la creme of Boobdick Weirdfacery™. I’ve been scouring the photo agencies the past few days, trying to find pics worthy of a two day delay that you can blame entirely on Fish for making me scrub down this hidden chamber below his basement. So much hair… just all over everything… Anyway, please enjoy captioning the shit out of Mike Tyson and this woman who is basically the human equivalent of that goat from Jurassic Park, Andrew Garfield remembering how glorious those boob-thingies really are, The Asspocalypse, Hilaria Baldwin trying to keep in shape for her spry, young lover, every Hollywood drug addict’s BFF, Steven Tyler groping the only man in sight amidst a group of hot cheerleaders and finally, a mouth even Jon Hamm might struggle with.

Oh yeah, also this. I keep my promises, bitches,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith
    Juch
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    A club? I’m scared to think what kind of club you go into with your teenage kids.

  2. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    right
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    What is with the knuckles on that hand holding the kid? WTF???

  3. Anthony Hopkins Shouting At Helen Mirren Hitchcock Premiere
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    “I SAID YOU HAVE GREAT TITS”

  4. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
    Johnny P!
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    Knitted Douche Caps aren’t just for male hipsters anymore!

  5. Hugh Jackman Live With Kelly And Michael
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    “Why are you orange?”

  6. Paris Hilton Butt Swimsuit
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    Now we know the cause of those algal blooms off Miami’s coast.

  7. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Courtney Stoddard in approximately t̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ two weeks.

  8. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights
    John Riley
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    and boom goes the dynamite.

  9. Jude Law Sticking Tongue Out British Independent Film Awards
    Johnny P!
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    Ah, the ol’ “Babysitter-Flavor-Saver’!

  10. Ian McKellan Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Gandalf the Tan.

  11. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    tom
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    Miami, Florida, ’nuff said.

  12. Florence Henderson
    B.andWMns.trl
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    One in front while the other guy does it in the back. And the grass is cut in no time.

  13. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    IronLion
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    Granny Ass!!!! I would do it, but I wouldnt like it…

  14. Paris Hilton Butt Swimsuit
    right
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    That ass is SO gross!!! Doesn’t she have money to fix that? Damn.

  15. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith
    shonzie
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    New commercial for Summer’s Eve?

  16. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Spice Girls Viva Forever! Press Night
    tom
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    Return of the potato nose.

  17. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Preparing for her next meal involving Hamm and sausage.

  18. Florence Henderson
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    She’s busy with two boys of her own.

  19. Peter Saarsgard Beard Hat Scarf Daughter Ramona
    Frank Burns
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    From the “Dora the Explorer” episode, “Robbed and Kidnapped by a Hipster”.

  20. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
    right
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    ridiculously gayesque

  21. AnnaLynne McCord Squatting Wes Brown 90210 Set
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    She just whipped it out.

  22. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage The Best Awards Ceremony
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    P!nk in approximately t̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ two weeks.

  23. Andrew Garfield Checking Out Laker Girl
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Boner? Of course, not! Not in public . . . No, I need to leave my sweater on my lap because . . . Y’know . . . Winter time.”

  24. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage The Best Awards Ceremony
    MFer
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    There is a confusing a combination of male and female traits intermingling here.

  25. Ian McKellan Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    That Hobbit behind him has a crack pipe.

  26. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
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    We spent billions of dollars, thousands of man hours of the smartest minds on the planet and the most complicated landing cycle ever put int production Goddamnit… Beatles, Zep, something classical? Countless songs that raise and praise the human condition and this shitfuck’s music is what we send round trip to another planet?

  27. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith
    right
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    They look like they have gas as a family.

  28. Andrew Garfield Checking Out Laker Girl
    j/k
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    “Do you accept gays in the Plaid Club?”

  29. Carmen Electra Cleavage
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    Completely and utterly talentless without those nasty bolt-ons. It really is true that you can buy fame. Who knew it only costs a few grand?

  30. Adrian Grenier Shirtless
    right
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    Nothing hotter than a derp-shaped man.

  31. AnnaLynne McCord Squatting Wes Brown 90210 Set
    jorge
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    QUEEF!!!

  32. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith
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    Snapped just after someone correctly yelled: “YOUR MOM RUINED THE MATRIX!!!”

  33. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Pants
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    She performs at bat mitzvahs?

  34. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    j/k
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    If she’s performing, why can I still see the mic?

  35. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Spice Girls Viva Forever! Press Night
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    “I thaid I hab a mouf fuhl ob cumb amb I nee to thpit”

  36. Steven Tyler Biker Bash
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    I see cheerleaders at a gay couple’s wedding.

  37. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    I don’t even know where to start with this one.

  38. Florence Henderson
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    “These ethnic boys are so nice.”

  39. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
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    Well, I’ve seen porn couch auditions that started a bit sexier, but I’ll see how this plays out…

  40. Jude Law Sticking Tongue Out British Independent Film Awards
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    Jon Hamm sighting.

  41. Pink Bikini Twitter
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    “CURSE you, Anne Hathaway! I was just getting ready to expose MY vag!”

  42. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
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    “I’m gonna rape these later. Oops. Not guilty!”

  43. Evelyn Lozado Butt Naked PETA Ad
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    Keep going naked! I’m going to keep eating delicious meat.

  44. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
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    2 for 1 dumpy lumpy asses

  45. Jude Law Sticking Tongue Out British Independent Film Awards
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    “Now here’s my imitation of Anne Hathaway “accidently” exposing herself!”

  46. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Pants
    IronLion
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    mmm… milf ass. yummy

  47. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
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    “If my dad thinks I’m Liz Lemon, maybe he’ll love me!”

  48. Andrew Garfield Checking Out Laker Girl
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    “The spider-sense in my pants is tingling!”

  49. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
    The Pope
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    Are we entirely sure that she’s Alec’s and not Stephen’s?

  50. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Grey hair is for the 99%

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