The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.12.12

December 12th, 2012 // 731 Comments

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled The Crap We Missed which has been five days in the making, so you’re getting the creme de la creme of Boobdick Weirdfacery™. I’ve been scouring the photo agencies the past few days, trying to find pics worthy of a two day delay that you can blame entirely on Fish for making me scrub down this hidden chamber below his basement. So much hair… just all over everything… Anyway, please enjoy captioning the shit out of Mike Tyson and this woman who is basically the human equivalent of that goat from Jurassic Park, Andrew Garfield remembering how glorious those boob-thingies really are, The Asspocalypse, Hilaria Baldwin trying to keep in shape for her spry, young lover, every Hollywood drug addict’s BFF, Steven Tyler groping the only man in sight amidst a group of hot cheerleaders and finally, a mouth even Jon Hamm might struggle with.

Oh yeah, also this. I keep my promises, bitches,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Sweet Jesus….when did we start making cows wear high heels? So cruel.

  2. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
    AnnaD.
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    Huge douche, but I hate him only half as much as I used to since he punched Perez Hilton.

  3. Pink Bikini Twitter
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    The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets!

  4. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    AnnaD.
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    “Performing”?

  5. Peter Saarsgard Beard Hat Scarf Daughter Ramona
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    “Don’t worry sweetie, you’re much cooler than that Suri bitch..”

  6. Anthony Hopkins Shouting At Helen Mirren Hitchcock Premiere
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    “I’d eat you with some fava beans. Get it Helen?”

  7. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
    Johnny P!
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    Celebs like to tan because it makes them look healthy and fresh.

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt See Through Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    excuse me, my female breasts are in need of adjustment. you know, it’s like when your nutsack gets stuck to your leg. or so I have been told.

  9. Adrian Grenier Shirtless
    AnnaD.
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    Moobies!

  10. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
    Slashman3
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    “If that bitch thinks she’s taking the last Beanie Baby I will punch her right in the mouth.”

  11. Steven Tyler Biker Bash
    Smapdi
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    Those are the girls from the Boys and Girls Club? You know, I’ve been thinking I should do more hands-on work for a charity . . .

  12. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Russel Brand, if you steal this look, there will be blood, goddamnit . . . there will be blood.”

  13. Hugh Jackman Live With Kelly And Michael
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    Jose sure is smooth…
    Has his friend distract Hugh from the front while he gets in his sexy time from the back…

  14. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
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    I dated a girl like her. All ribcage and floppy tits pushed up to make them look big. Don’t be deceived into that happy smile, Mile.

  15. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Spice Girls Viva Forever! Press Night
    Johnny P!
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    The exact moment it sank it that she was relevant again for about 8 minutes.

  16. Paris Hilton Butt Swimsuit
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    Did her grandma knit her that bathing suit?

  17. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
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    “No, Rachel, that guy in line waiting for a signed copy of your book is not Anthony Bourdain. He still hates you.”

  18. Evelyn Lozado Butt Naked PETA Ad
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    The “Who the fuck is this?” is strong in this one.

  19. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
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    This guy is a little queer.

  20. Demi Moore Cleavage Terry Richardson
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    Well this makes complete sense when you consider their proclivity for younger men…

  21. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “That’s a naughty word, kid! Who taught you that word? . . . I did, huh? Let me write your parents a check.”

  22. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Mike Tyson Cares bout dem titties.

  23. Anthony Hopkins Shouting At Helen Mirren Hitchcock Premiere
    John Riley
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    How do I explain that due to the unfreezing process, I’M HAVING DIFFICULTY CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE?!

  24. Ian McKellan Pants Tucked Into Boots
    AnnaD.
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    Fatty Bolger wants him bad

  25. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
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    Meth.

  26. Ian McKellan Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Look, Ian… I know you’re gay and all but could you not ruin my image of Gandalf or Magneto with Uggs?

    Thanks,
    The internet

  27. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage British Independent Film Awards
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    I’m getting a little “Riseborough” in my pants.

  28. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Tight Dress
    meeps!
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    Oopma Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo…

  29. Andrew Garfield Checking Out Laker Girl
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    “So me and Emma were all “we are gonna show those paparazzi that we mean to help the world and we made up these cards and… WOAH!!! LOOK AT THOSE TITS!”

  30. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith
    Johnny P!
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    One of the few times when a sneaky pap startled Jaden and snapped a pic so quickly that he didn’t have time to muster up his “spoiled, world-weary ennui” face.

  31. Pink Bikini Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nice gut, bro.

  32. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
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    Signing her book with what? A meat cleaver?

  33. Peter Saarsgard Beard Hat Scarf Daughter Ramona
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    At first I was relieved that was his daughter. Then I was worried.

  34. Steven Tyler Biker Bash
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    The smiles from these girls would be a lot more sincere if they really knew who Steven Tyler was.

  35. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage The Best Awards Ceremony
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    Remember that time you got shitfaced in a crappy park in LA? That was cool.

  36. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
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    “You like feet too, right kid? See?! Everyone likes sexy feet.”

  37. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights
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    Just wow, could you imagine being fingered by that hand?

  38. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
    John Riley
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    Skarsgård!!!!

  39. Florence Henderson
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    “Suck it, Demi!”

  40. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
    Johnny P!
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    Protecting his throat to save his voice for his next awesome, skillfully and beautifully sung song.

    Kidding!

  41. Pamela Anderson Jesus Villa Guinnes World Record Attempt
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    He’s a mexican jumping bean…

    get it?

  42. Pink Bikini Twitter
    Frank Burns
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    This is what happens when celebrities try to paint their own garage.

  43. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
    meeps!
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    I think you missed a spot…

  44. Pamela Anderson Jesus Villa Guinnes World Record Attempt
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    I didn’t realize running 310 miles on spring-loaded stilts in ten days between Las Vegas and Los Angeles was a Guinness category.

  45. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    MFer
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    Really America? THIS?

  46. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Tight Dress
    AnnaD.
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    I thought it was Lady Fug-a from the thumbnail. She’s achieved that much.

  47. Anthony Hopkins Shouting At Helen Mirren Hitchcock Premiere
    Smapdi
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    Anyone else think it was Tom Arnold?

  48. Demi Moore Cleavage Terry Richardson
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    Better posing with than posing for. I just ate.

  49. Hilaria Thomas Cleavage Yoga Class
    Commented on this photo:

    And then we transition into “digging for gold” pose….

    and hold it…

    and breathe…

  50. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Uh, excuse me ma’am. I know you’re famous and all, but we have some complaints about the smell and nobody else was brave enough to come over and tell you your Depends are full.

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