The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.12.12

December 12th, 2012 // 731 Comments

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled The Crap We Missed which has been five days in the making, so you’re getting the creme de la creme of Boobdick Weirdfacery™. I’ve been scouring the photo agencies the past few days, trying to find pics worthy of a two day delay that you can blame entirely on Fish for making me scrub down this hidden chamber below his basement. So much hair… just all over everything… Anyway, please enjoy captioning the shit out of Mike Tyson and this woman who is basically the human equivalent of that goat from Jurassic Park, Andrew Garfield remembering how glorious those boob-thingies really are, The Asspocalypse, Hilaria Baldwin trying to keep in shape for her spry, young lover, every Hollywood drug addict’s BFF, Steven Tyler groping the only man in sight amidst a group of hot cheerleaders and finally, a mouth even Jon Hamm might struggle with.

Oh yeah, also this. I keep my promises, bitches,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
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    Heeheeheehee.

    *poke*

  2. Evelyn Lozado Butt Naked PETA Ad
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    All of these ‘rather go naked’ ad people could just leave off the rest. They are just a bunch of attention whores who would go ‘naked’ for any cause if it gets them some self-promotion.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
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    If you are going to cut your jeans off this short, modify the pockets you lazy ass.

  4. Pink Bikini Twitter
    anonym
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    boner shrinker

  5. Florence Henderson
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    YES boys, the price for the ROOM is the same for 2 or 3 but I charge extra for a threesome !

  6. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    anonym
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    kourtney dressed granny style.

  7. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Something weird going on with this photo. It looks like a cardboard cutout.

  8. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
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    Quentin Tarantino and Rumer Willis have a child.

    Somewhere in there, a punchline is made.

  9. Pink Bikini Twitter
    Caroline
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    Toned gut or munt, man cunt? What woman gets those weird ass cut lines on their stomach?

  10. Andrew Garfield Checking Out Laker Girl
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    Man, is the “Entourage” movie shooting already?

  11. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt See Through Dress
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    My brother says he can really be himself now that he lives in South Beach.

  12. Adrian Grenier Shirtless
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    Bwahhhhhh. My eyes!

  13. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
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    Dear Anorexic Hollywood,

    This is what happens when you get older and you have 0% bodyfat.

    Love,
    People Who Eat

  14. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage British Independent Film Awards
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    The white of her chest is bringing out the jaundice of her face.

  15. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/13/huge-mouth-340_207.jpg[/img]

  16. Pink Bikini Twitter
    Harrypapers
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    That there is a man that i would not want to fight

  17. Demi Moore Cleavage Terry Richardson
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    Creeper creeper creeper creeper creeper …

  18. Petra Nemcova Cleavage The Impossible Premiere
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    She’s very … teeth.

  19. Micaela Schafer Cleavage Swimsuit Boots Snow Mobile Event
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    I guess subtlety just isn’t her thing.

  20. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
    Mama Pinkus
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    her tits are literally shaped like the letter ‘b’

  21. Pink Bikini Twitter
    saladniki
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    Julie Bowen after seeing the bill for her penis button removal?

  22. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
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    It’s apparent that Denise’s life is going down a loving, prosperous path…

  23. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage British Independent Film Awards
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    Yum!

  24. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
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    Can you imagine that mouth nagging at you? “Get your feet off the coffee table…put your drink on a coaster…I don’t WANT to watch any goddamn football game…no, you’re NOT getting any pussy tonight…BLOW JOB? Yeah, right…dream on…”

    **BANG!****BANG!****BANG!** “Thank you, Smith & Wesson…”

  25. Hilaria Thomas Cleavage Yoga Class
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    It’s obvious to even the most casual observer that yoga is good for the…ummmm…pectoral muscles…

  26. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Pants
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    So you’ve got Kim Kardashian at age 32 whose ass looks like a flour sack full of hub caps…
    and Jennifer Lopez, age 43, whose ass looks…mmmm…not too damn b-a-d!

    I’ll take J-Lo any day, despite the fact that KK has incredible tits!

  27. Micaela Schafer Cleavage Swimsuit Boots Snow Mobile Event
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    Beautiful woman, but god-DAMN those Tupperware Tits!

  28. Florence Henderson
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    The vato on the right looks like he’s carrying something interesting in his kangaroo pouch…

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt See Through Dress
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    It should be illegal for her to have legs that beautiful. Unless she has a proper carrying permit.

    Oh, wait! She’s in Florida. No permit required pursuant to the “stand your ground” law.

  30. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage The Best Awards Ceremony
    Allion
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    The slipping away beauty

  31. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
    Timothy
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    Steven Tyler has looked better.

  32. Demi Moore Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Timothy
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    He is old enough to be her next boyfriend’s father!

  33. Ian McKellan Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Pff
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    Still the most badass gay man in the world. Plus, he looks much more manly than let’s say Tom Cruise.

  34. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Ok, who is holding the blow dryer to her face?

  35. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Reminds me of what happens when I spray the dog with a hose.

  36. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
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    Man that guy loves wearing jersey!

  37. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
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    So tired of all these psuedo-celeb chefs that simply know the basics of cooking and wrote about it.

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