The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.12.12

December 12th, 2012 // 731 Comments

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled The Crap We Missed which has been five days in the making, so you’re getting the creme de la creme of Boobdick Weirdfacery™. I’ve been scouring the photo agencies the past few days, trying to find pics worthy of a two day delay that you can blame entirely on Fish for making me scrub down this hidden chamber below his basement. So much hair… just all over everything… Anyway, please enjoy captioning the shit out of Mike Tyson and this woman who is basically the human equivalent of that goat from Jurassic Park, Andrew Garfield remembering how glorious those boob-thingies really are, The Asspocalypse, Hilaria Baldwin trying to keep in shape for her spry, young lover, every Hollywood drug addict’s BFF, Steven Tyler groping the only man in sight amidst a group of hot cheerleaders and finally, a mouth even Jon Hamm might struggle with.

Oh yeah, also this. I keep my promises, bitches,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
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    Cool you ain’t.

  2. Hugh Jackman Live With Kelly And Michael
    Mr. Poop
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    lol “Sorry miss, I’m a fan of the penis”

  3. Pink Bikini Twitter
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    Huffing paint gets her pumped to work out.

  4. Will.i.am Stupid Clothes Noble Gift Gala
    Mr. Poop
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    this guy just knows how to be a douche bag

  5. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    Mr. Poop
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    I thought you couldn’t lead cows up stairs?

  6. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
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    Wook gwise, Bwoobs.

  7. Adrian Grenier Shirtless
    Mr. Poop
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    “Wait. I’m still alive?”

  8. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
    SIN
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    Makeup!!!

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt See Through Dress
    Mr. Poop
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    “Whoops, better pull this up, wouldn’t want anyone to see too much of my body”

  10. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    That kid better like having his feet sniffed.

  11. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    essa
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    is she wearing a diaper?

  12. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
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    Smurf hat, Mr. Magoo glasses, National Geographic tits, and some daisy dukes. It’s like my youth came back as an entitled zombie.

  13. Andrew Garfield Checking Out Laker Girl
    shooter26
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    Always funny to see asshole morons in Los Angeles wearing winter woolen hats.

  14. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
    SIN
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    Did you see the tits on the slut before me?

  15. Pink Bikini Twitter
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    She looks like a drawing… of a dude…

  16. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
    dd
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    eat something then the cheeks will look fuller

  17. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    shooter26
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    Can’t get much more fake looking than those 2 bolt ons.

  18. Mike Tyson Poking Claire Sinclair Breast Mike Tyson Cares Foundation
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    “I’m so gonna Chris Bwown dis latah”

  19. Hugh Jackman Live With Kelly And Michael
    ThisWillHurt
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    “It’s not fair! Everyone saw Anne Hathaway’s fun hole! Why can’t I see your wiener? Gawd!”

  20. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    I’m not sure what group, but she’s setting somebody back decades.

  21. Evelyn Lozado Butt Naked PETA Ad
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    Yes but how do you feel about headbutts?

  22. Denise Richards Skinny Looking Like Hell
    shooter26
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    Have some burgers and fries.

  23. Micaela Schafer Cleavage Swimsuit Boots Snow Mobile Event
    SIN
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    WOW!

  24. Pink Bikini Twitter
    OGFU
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    Stop the Insanity!

  25. Hilaria Thomas Cleavage Yoga Class
    ThisWillHurt
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    “They call this the ‘bi-curious’ pose.”

  26. Ireland Baldwin Knit Hat Legs Short Shorts
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    “Those are some well droopy swingers…”
    -Ali G

  27. Carmen Electra Cleavage
    FattyFatty2X4
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    those look like they hurt.

  28. Pink Bikini Twitter
    Fart Face
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    Nice cock

  29. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith
    Mr. Poop
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    that kid is either wearing makeup or a spray tan, and the hair is a nice finishing touch on the ‘assclown’ look

  30. Demi Moore Cleavage Terry Richardson
    shooter26
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    What’s up or should i say down with her rack. Put a bra on please.

  31. Andrew Garfield Checking Out Laker Girl
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    At least someone is winning in that building

  32. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
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    “Listen, I’m telling you: Feet is where it’s at… Forget your butt… Other people’s feet, man…”

  33. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
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    “See at your age you can say the word whenever you want, I have to use it in my movies.”

  34. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    so her top is a hospital gown.

  35. Ian McKellan Pants Tucked Into Boots
    ThisWillHurt
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    Hm, a coat with a matching bag. I don’t get why he thinks he’s gay.

  36. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Glad to see she’s wearing a bovine tracking device…

  37. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage The Best Awards Ceremony
    Johnny P!
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    Enjoying basking in the glamour of the old days, before returning to her room for the night at ‘Boite de Carton dans le Parc’.

  38. Pink Bikini Twitter
    shooter26
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    She looks like she smells and has bad breath.

  39. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    AnnaD.
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    “¡SUPERCOW AL RESCATE! MMMMOOOOOOOOOO”

  40. Anthony Hopkins Shouting At Helen Mirren Hitchcock Premiere
    Fart Face
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    LOVE Helen Mirren!

  41. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butts
    Milkman
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    To the left, we have a granny Boca Raton Butt. To the right, we have one brought to us by Depend.

  42. Anthony Hopkins Shouting At Helen Mirren Hitchcock Premiere
    AnnaD.
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    2 awesome senior citizens.

  43. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage X Factor Final Photocall
    ThisWillHurt
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    They’re cloning Jennifer Lawrence? Sounds good.

  44. Pamela Anderson Jesus Villa Guinnes World Record Attempt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Have Ms. Hepatitis chase after me and I’ll run 310 miles, no problem.

  45. Pink Bikini Twitter
    Jentilly
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    Rwar! Pink mad!!

  46. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage British Independent Film Awards
    Smapdi
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    Sideboob making me sad, not sure why . . .

  47. Rachel Ray Mouth Wide Open Book Signing
    Johnny P!
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    Rachel Ray’s new book:
    “My Uvula: A Memoir”

  48. Pink Bikini Twitter
    B.andWMns.trl
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    OK guys, no story hour until everyone settles down

  49. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights
    ThisWillHurt
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    Are they turning on Christmas lights, or trying to blow up the Roadrunner?

  50. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/12/JimBrown-256_192.jpg[/img]

    Jim Brown is not pleased you jacked his look…

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