Welcome back to your regularly scheduled The Crap We Missed which has been five days in the making, so you’re getting the creme de la creme of Boobdick Weirdfacery™. I’ve been scouring the photo agencies the past few days, trying to find pics worthy of a two day delay that you can blame entirely on Fish for making me scrub down this hidden chamber below his basement. So much hair… just all over everything… Anyway, please enjoy captioning the shit out of Mike Tyson and this woman who is basically the human equivalent of that goat from Jurassic Park, Andrew Garfield remembering how glorious those boob-thingies really are, The Asspocalypse, Hilaria Baldwin trying to keep in shape for her spry, young lover, every Hollywood drug addict’s BFF, Steven Tyler groping the only man in sight amidst a group of hot cheerleaders and finally, a mouth even Jon Hamm might struggle with.
Oh yeah, also this. I keep my promises, bitches,
- Photo Boy
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Cool you ain’t.
lol “Sorry miss, I’m a fan of the penis”
Huffing paint gets her pumped to work out.
this guy just knows how to be a douche bag
I thought you couldn’t lead cows up stairs?
“EAT MORE CHIKEN!”
Wook gwise, Bwoobs.
“Wait. I’m still alive?”
Makeup!!!
I think she is wearing makeup…
“Whoops, better pull this up, wouldn’t want anyone to see too much of my body”
That kid better like having his feet sniffed.
is she wearing a diaper?
it Depends
Either way she is full of shitty shit.
no, she is just gross
Smurf hat, Mr. Magoo glasses, National Geographic tits, and some daisy dukes. It’s like my youth came back as an entitled zombie.
Always funny to see asshole morons in Los Angeles wearing winter woolen hats.
Did you see the tits on the slut before me?
She looks like a drawing… of a dude…
eat something then the cheeks will look fuller
Can’t get much more fake looking than those 2 bolt ons.
“I’m so gonna Chris Bwown dis latah”
“It’s not fair! Everyone saw Anne Hathaway’s fun hole! Why can’t I see your wiener? Gawd!”
I’m not sure what group, but she’s setting somebody back decades.
Yes but how do you feel about headbutts?
Have some burgers and fries.
WOW!
Stop the Insanity!
“They call this the ‘bi-curious’ pose.”
“Those are some well droopy swingers…”
-Ali G
those look like they hurt.
Nice cock
that kid is either wearing makeup or a spray tan, and the hair is a nice finishing touch on the ‘assclown’ look
Why did you have to insult me like that? You really hurt my feelings! :’(
What’s up or should i say down with her rack. Put a bra on please.
At least someone is winning in that building
“Listen, I’m telling you: Feet is where it’s at… Forget your butt… Other people’s feet, man…”
“See at your age you can say the word whenever you want, I have to use it in my movies.”
so her top is a hospital gown.
Hm, a coat with a matching bag. I don’t get why he thinks he’s gay.
Glad to see she’s wearing a bovine tracking device…
Naw. That’s a remote control device. Kris Jenner has the other end.
Enjoying basking in the glamour of the old days, before returning to her room for the night at ‘Boite de Carton dans le Parc’.
She looks like she smells and has bad breath.
“¡SUPERCOW AL RESCATE! MMMMOOOOOOOOOO”
LOVE Helen Mirren!
To the left, we have a granny Boca Raton Butt. To the right, we have one brought to us by Depend.
2 awesome senior citizens.
They’re cloning Jennifer Lawrence? Sounds good.
Have Ms. Hepatitis chase after me and I’ll run 310 miles, no problem.
Rwar! Pink mad!!
Sideboob making me sad, not sure why . . .
It’s the face.
The dour expression and the the tired eyes are not-so-subtle hints that there won’t be any fun had here.
Rachel Ray’s new book:
“My Uvula: A Memoir”
OK guys, no story hour until everyone settles down
Are they turning on Christmas lights, or trying to blow up the Roadrunner?
:-D
Someone has to get the Roadrunner since she turned the Coyote into a hat.
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Jim Brown is not pleased you jacked his look…
Still laughing!