The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.11.13

December 11th, 2013 // 286 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which occurs on the day we found out Pope Francis was named Time‘s Person of the Year for essentially telling everyone to please, just please start being nice to each other. Seriously, that’s it. The most influential person of the year’s big message is “Stop being cunts. All of you.” And if you were raised Catholic like me (The answer is no, shockingly, no it never happened.), then we’re to believe God himself just called his greatest creation a bunch of greedy, self-interested assholes. Trust me, the irony of me even acknowledging any of this on a tit site and within a feature that is built solely on malice and lust is not lost on me, but maybe that type of self-awareness is at least a starting point.

Am I still including this picture of a dog genitals in here? Yep. Someone’s going to get to post tits online in Hell and I don’t intend to have any gaps in my resume.

Amen,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lily Aldridge Butt Tight Leather Pants Empire State Building Observation Deck
    Swearin
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    Dear New York City Board of Tourism, here is your 2014 Winter Campaign, right here. This is all you need.

  2. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    red sparrow
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    Oh my goodness, George, your hands are rough. But I still want the happy ending.

  3. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    Swearin
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    “Dad, don’t move. You’ve got a huge insect on your back.”

  4. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    Dougie Fresh
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    Bono talks to Green Goblin on the broadway show of ‘Spiderman, Into the Dark.’

  5. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “Hey Chelsea! You want in on this Presidential Centipede?! YOLO!”

  6. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    lawn
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    “Hiya, Sonny, I thought you was dead!”

  7. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “i didint even know willie nelson played the mandela. shows ya how long its bin since i bin to a concert.- hey whos got some joints?
    heh-heh!”

  8. Rita Ora Butt Tight Silk Dress
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    10 pounds of shit stuffed into a 5 pound bag.

  9. Rita Ora Butt Tight Silk Dress
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    This has walk of shame written all over it.

  10. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
    icu
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    “MY STEP-STOOL! I WANT IT NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!”

  11. Sean Penn Jogging Suit
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    “Just wait till I get my hands on that scwewy wabbit and that scwewball duck!”

  12. Paparazza Logan Fazio Butt Bikini
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    wait- so now the pap are taking pics of the pap and selling them to celeb gossip blogs?

  13. Liev Schreiber Tiny Swim Trunks The Last Days on Mars Set
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    Why does he look like Zac Effron?

  14. Kellie Pickler Cleavage American Country Music Awards
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    Blonde, full of plastic surgery and not too bright, how has Fox News not hired her yet?

  15. January Jones Dragging Son Xander
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    When the other lady stops paying attention, she will quietly let go of her son and disappear, never to be seen again.

  16. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She is sexy as fuck.

  17. Sean Penn Jogging Suit
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    “I’m a little douchebag short and stout”

  18. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
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    Why isn’t this chick dating Shia LeBeouf, they look perfect for each other, hell, they look like each other.

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Piven…

  20. Kellie Pickler Cleavage American Country Music Awards
    tod
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    Don’t think for one minute that she is dumb. She use to live in a trailer, her dad is in jail, she played a sob story on Idol. Now shes a milloinaire. I dont even like her music but she played the game perfect.

  21. Taylor Lautner Girlfriend Marie Avgeropoulos Jay Z Concert
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    Nice beard, dude. Plus that hair on your chin seems to be coming along….

  22. January Jones Dragging Son Xander
    cc
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    January looked in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief…her face, in fact, did not get stuck that way.

  23. Jada Pinkett Smith Braids Shaved Head Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Just Fucking Hell

  24. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    Lou Braccant
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    had to google her as I had no clue who she was, looked through some pics and have decided she looks like a black Lea Michele

  25. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    donkeylicks
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    No tossed salad jokes? Very sad.

  26. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    When was this picture taken? She hasn’t looked like this in years. But old pics are still good pics.

  27. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
    Lou Braccant
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    I read her name as “Mainly Averageintelligence” and pissed myself laughing!

  28. Taylor Lautner Girlfriend Marie Avgeropoulos Jay Z Concert
    Drew Peacock
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    I read her name as “Mainly Averageintelligence” and pissed myself laughing! ah it’s fucking ruined now, stupid thing jumping backwards and making me look like i’m an idiot, i’m going to use a different name for this one.

  29. Sean Penn Jogging Suit
    donkeylicks
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    I’d love to see a thought balloon over that guy’s head. Oh wait I don’t need to, he’s thinking about fucking up that paparazzi over there and then yelling at a fan while claiming they’re just pretending to be a fan and are really just looking to sell that autographed print on ebay.

  30. Enrique Iglesias Making Out With Falen Bonsett 101.3 KDWB’ Jingle Ball
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    I didn’t realize he split up with Anna Kournikova. This is certainly a major step down for him.

  31. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    cc
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    I see no reason for her to stop doing this.

  32. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
    cc
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    Nice of her to accompany that ‘Ugliest Christmas Sweater’ contestant .

  33. Jewel Cleavage American Country Music Awards
    cc
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    Why is doing the Aubrey O’Day thing? Witch.

  34. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
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    “Your ex-wife banged a whole basketball team, say cheese”

  35. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    Jenn
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    Oh she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny photoshopped brussel sprout bikini for her PETA photo shoot today!

  36. Liev Schreiber Tiny Swim Trunks The Last Days on Mars Set
    Annoying
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    On set of ‘Pawn Sacrifice’, ‘Last Days on Mars’ has already been released.

  37. Martina Navratilova Jason Collins High Five Human Rights Day  United Nations Headquarters
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    “…And that’s how lesbians have sex!”

  38. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
    Jenn
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    Pink’s mama looks nice here.

  39. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “Booga, booga, booga! I’m the ghost of Nelson Mandelin!”

  40. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
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    WHOA! She’s a female again!

  41. Rita Ora Butt Tight Silk Dress
    Jenn
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    Trashy girl needs to fix her hair and iron her dress, or iron her hair and fix her dress.

  42. Taylor Lautner Girlfriend Marie Avgeropoulos Jay Z Concert
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    Marie: “Honey, you’re doing SO good! Now just keep your shirt on for 30 more minutes, and I’ll let you watch an extra hour of SpongeBob tonight!”

  43. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    tlmck
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    How many leaves had to die to make that bikini.

  44. Helen Flanagan Holding Tiny Dog
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    “Well, Johnny, I see Scraps is a boy dog isn’t he?” (ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…)

  45. Liev Schreiber Tiny Swim Trunks The Last Days on Mars Set
    Vlad
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    I see Hollywood is cutting back on their hair dye budget…that or it’s a new trend in sideburn style.

  46. Helen Flanagan Holding Tiny Dog
    Vlad
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    No Helen, it’s not a hot dog

    Can’t I just take one bite?

    No, it’s an dog, not food.

    But I’m hungry.

    This is a PETA photoshoot, Helen, we don’t eat animal flesh.

    But I thought PETA stood for People Eating Tasty Animals?

  47. Taylor Lautner Girlfriend Marie Avgeropoulos Jay Z Concert
    anonymous
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    Looks like his transformation into the next Josh Hartnett is complete.

  48. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
    anonymous
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    They looked like what I imagine a weekday, morningshift pimp and his hooker would look to be.

  49. Alicia Keys Huge Butt Tight Pants
    crb
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    FINALLY, Alicia has found the lighting-design to best highlight her completely weird figure.

  50. Paparazza Logan Fazio Butt Bikini
    anonymous
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    Anyone else get the feeling that if you asked her what settings she uses for her camera, she’ll reply “AUTO”.

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