The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.11.13

December 11th, 2013 // 286 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which occurs on the day we found out Pope Francis was named Time‘s Person of the Year for essentially telling everyone to please, just please start being nice to each other. Seriously, that’s it. The most influential person of the year’s big message is “Stop being cunts. All of you.” And if you were raised Catholic like me (The answer is no, shockingly, no it never happened.), then we’re to believe God himself just called his greatest creation a bunch of greedy, self-interested assholes. Trust me, the irony of me even acknowledging any of this on a tit site and within a feature that is built solely on malice and lust is not lost on me, but maybe that type of self-awareness is at least a starting point.

Am I still including this picture of a dog genitals in here? Yep. Someone’s going to get to post tits online in Hell and I don’t intend to have any gaps in my resume.

Amen,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Liev Schreiber Tiny Swim Trunks The Last Days on Mars Set
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    Mars looks refreshing.

  2. Enrique Iglesias Making Out With Falen Bonsett 101.3 KDWB’ Jingle Ball
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    Her other hand is jingling his balls.

  3. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
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    Fight PETA…eat a dick!

  4. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    Tiggles
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    “George Bush hates Irish people.”

  5. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    fred
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    “No Dubya. Let’s walk down and fuck em all.”

  6. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
    fred
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    Is she attending with a Bill Cosby impersonator who also drives the number 9 bus?

  7. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Set
    fred
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    “Almost, Chan. That’s kind of like the custom tattoos De Niro and I designed together and got in Tibet, but yours is inverted. Still cool-just not as.”

  8. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    Quay Fortuna
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    Oh, sorry, I thought you were Angela Merkel.

  9. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
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    If your entire marketing campaign has to rely on hot chicks in food bikinis, your mission or product must not be very good to begin with. This is an organization that is supposedly about treating animals ethically and the only way they can get people to pay attention to them is by objectifying women. I can objectify women all by myself.

  10. Kellie Pickler Cleavage American Country Music Awards
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    Gosh, I remember way back when she was a flat chested little thing on American Idol. My how they’ve…I mean she’s…grown.

  11. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
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    If you make your hair stand up straight, maybe no one will notice your hairline starts at the top of your head.

  12. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
    Sheppy
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    Where she keep the vodka?

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    “I have a gorgeous body, a fuckable face, but you can dream all you want, I’ll never give you the time of day. Suck it up, Loverboy!”

  14. Jada Pinkett Smith Braids Shaved Head Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    There’s just too much glamour for me to deal with in todaze CWM.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    cc
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    I can’t imagine every getting tired of looking at this woman. She is truly a marvel of genetics.

  16. Liev Schreiber Tiny Swim Trunks The Last Days on Mars Set
    coljack
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    All this scene needs is a little Stefanie Seymour and you’ve got “From Here to Erection Boy.”

  17. Enrique Iglesias Making Out With Falen Bonsett 101.3 KDWB’ Jingle Ball
    cc
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    The best part of this movie is where the cat kills the troll by hurling him through a fan.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
    coljack
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    “Why are we smiling? Have you read the news lately? A philanderer and a homewrecker aren’t the absolute worst people in this fucked up love triangle after all!”

  19. Liev Schreiber Tiny Swim Trunks The Last Days on Mars Set
    cc
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    He looks a bit like Corey Feldman might look if he wasn’t a washed up (ha!) junkie.

  20. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    cc
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    Mmmm, check out the vegetable aisle.

  21. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
    cc
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    The dumbest place ever for the ‘I’m walkin’ here’ shtick.

  22. Kellie Pickler Cleavage American Country Music Awards
    cc
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    She wishes those were brains. Okay not really.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
    cc
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    ‘Ooops, I thought I was cozying up to Jon Hamm. Oh it’s my husband. Phew, dodged a bullet there.’

  24. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    coljack
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    OK, Peta, you win. I will eat her bikini.

  25. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    This is how Kim Kardashian thinks she appears to the public.

  26. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
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    A little weed killing spray in the right places would do wonders.

  27. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Angels For Animal Rescue Benefit
    Dox
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    “I’m a boss ass bitch, woof woof woof.”

  28. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
    Dox
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    I hate it when the trailer park comes to vegas.

  29. Jewel Cleavage American Country Music Awards
    Dox
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    Am I the only one that thought she was amazingly attractive as a grease monkey?

  30. Helen Flanagan Holding Tiny Dog
    Dox
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    “I am so peeing on her pillow when we get home tonight…”

  31. Enrique Iglesias Making Out With Falen Bonsett 101.3 KDWB’ Jingle Ball
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    Baby birds love pre-digested enchiladas.

  32. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
    Dox
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    At least she found her bra’s for this picture.

  33. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
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    “Leo wouldn’t have to do this shit! You’d be carrying him on your shoulders, you worthless peons. The craft services table doesn’t even have Cheese Strings! LEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!”

  34. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
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    The family that cheats together, overcompensates together.

  35. Lily Aldridge Butt Tight Leather Pants Empire State Building Observation Deck
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    1.5 billion Asian girls just collectively sobbed.

  36. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    Bono: “No, TIME picked the Pope.”

    Dubbz: “RECOUNT!”

  37. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “Now, George, I’ll tell you one last time: you want to massage the southern hemisphere you need to work on your patience.”

  38. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
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    It seems fitting he would date a Soho barista.

  39. Sean Penn Jogging Suit
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    Loved him in Team America: World Police.

  40. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    eatme
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    o wow, 2 of my most hated people

  41. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
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    Their own private corner in Idaho.

  42. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Wasn’t raised catholic thank Odin, but Pope Francis has been kicking ass since day one. So much so that I hope he has the smarts to watch his back lest someone pull a Pope John-Paul I on him. Still, he was the safe choice..Snowden should have been there, like him or not.

    But, on the upside, Miley Fuck-you Cyrus didn’t win despite the best efforts of the shitternet dumbass girl brigade. Fuck you Miley. Fuck you MTV. And fuck you internet.

  43. Martina Navratilova Jason Collins High Five Human Rights Day  United Nations Headquarters
    Poodock
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    “Wait to you see my dick”

  44. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    So tell me Bill, was it really just the cigar you stuffed up there? Tell me tell me tell me…

  45. Alicia Keys Huge Butt Tight Pants
    The Pope
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    No wonder she keeps on fallin’.

  46. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
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    ” I SWEAR IF I DON’T GET MY DEMANDS, I WILL SHIT IN THE SAND!! DO NOT FUCK WITH ME I’M CONSTIPATED!!! “

  47. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    Motorboat Captain
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    If she could only see the abuse I’m giving my hog right now.

  48. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
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    Man-Lady is wearing makeup ??? I gotta get a drink..fucking bitch drank it.!!

  49. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
    Swearin
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    “Tell Leo I’ll be right here on this beach, waiting for him, whenever he decides to ditch that punk Jonah Hill!”

  50. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
    Swearin
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    “Eddie, baby, smile. I’m sending this one to Brandi”

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