The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.11.13

December 11th, 2013 // 286 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which occurs on the day we found out Pope Francis was named Time‘s Person of the Year for essentially telling everyone to please, just please start being nice to each other. Seriously, that’s it. The most influential person of the year’s big message is “Stop being cunts. All of you.” And if you were raised Catholic like me (The answer is no, shockingly, no it never happened.), then we’re to believe God himself just called his greatest creation a bunch of greedy, self-interested assholes. Trust me, the irony of me even acknowledging any of this on a tit site and within a feature that is built solely on malice and lust is not lost on me, but maybe that type of self-awareness is at least a starting point.

Am I still including this picture of a dog genitals in here? Yep. Someone’s going to get to post tits online in Hell and I don’t intend to have any gaps in my resume.

Amen,

- Photo Boy

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  1. January Jones Dragging Son Xander
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    Her pet name for him is Albatross.

  2. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
    Codot
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    Bush: That Nelson Mandela was so funny, man. I loved when he hosted “Deal or No Deal”!

  3. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I want Andrew Garfield DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burnt to the GROUND!”

  4. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    yourmom
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    Poor dear STILL hasn’t found a job?? This damn economy….

  5. January Jones Dragging Son Xander
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Stop dragging your feet like that! You want me to leave you here?”
    “Yes.”

  6. Enrique Iglesias Making Out With Falen Bonsett 101.3 KDWB’ Jingle Ball
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    He totally thinks her face is a penis.

  7. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “Hey W, watch this. I’mma put my balls on Namdi Patel’s head while he’s napping.”

    ‘Haha. That fucker is going on instagram.”

  8. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Angels For Animal Rescue Benefit
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    Isn’t being a twin supposed to be hot?

  9. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
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    I usually don’t feel bad for dudes but….

  10. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    And cue the Miley Cyrus maternity rumors . . .

  11. Lily Aldridge Butt Tight Leather Pants Empire State Building Observation Deck
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    Look at all that tourist load around her. Poor janitor.

  12. Paparazza Logan Fazio Butt Bikini
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    Dearest PhotoChrist, please stop trying to make Logan Fazio a thing just because she takes pictures. We’ve already allowed you Prince Charles… isn’t that enough or are you some kind of animal? ANSWER ME DAMN YOU.

  13. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh, sure! You SAY you have candy in your window-less van, but when am I gonna see any?”

  14. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    Isn’t he an international war criminal? I mean why didn’t someone arrest him? Interpol sleepin on the job.

  15. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “Hey, Willie! You know where a motherfucker can find some nachos around this sumbitch? What kinda fucking stadium ain’t got any fucking nachos? Man,I fucking hate Asia.”

  16. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Oh hell yes. So fucking sexy.

  17. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “You were right Bill, we really can do whatever the fuck we want.”

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Did the non-pixelated version cost too much?

  19. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Set
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    22 Chump Street

  20. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
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    Not bad for someone that Flavor Flav has been inside.

  21. Enrique Iglesias Making Out With Falen Bonsett 101.3 KDWB’ Jingle Ball
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    “Tonight I’m fucking you.”

  22. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    Who the fuck, when drawing up the seating plan, thought that Bono and Bush should sit together!?

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Damn!!!!

  24. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
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    The old “we can only be happy if were miserable” couple.

  25. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
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    “You come back here with my floaties missy! Come back or so help me!!!”

  26. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    God bless us, everyone.

  27. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Angels For Animal Rescue Benefit
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    That dog gets to smell her crotch. Lucky bitch.

  28. Lily Aldridge Butt Tight Leather Pants Empire State Building Observation Deck
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    Crap, she can see me creeping…

  29. Liev Schreiber Tiny Swim Trunks The Last Days on Mars Set
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    He looks good. I guess riding a bike while making your wife walk does a body good.

  30. Jada Pinkett Smith Braids Shaved Head Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Mitch
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    That’s a man, baby!

  31. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
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    Fuck PETA right up the ass. I love meat.

  32. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Holding Tiny Dog Angels For Animal Rescue Benefit
    Mohawk Disco
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    You can always tell what kind of person someone is by their dog. In this case she’s a vicious spoiled bitch. But at least she’s hot.

  33. President George W Bush Giggling At Bono Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “yes I loved Culture Club too”

  34. George W Bush Rubbing Bill Clinton Shoulders Chelsea Clinton Nelson Mandela Memorial Service
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    “Now now, Bill… She’s your daughter… And they’re watching…”

  35. Sean Penn Jogging Suit
    catapostrophe
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    Have they started casting for the Jimmy Durante biopic yet?

  36. Kellie Pickler Cleavage American Country Music Awards
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    Very nice.

  37. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    totally tame that strange

  38. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill 22 Jump Street Set
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    What a pro that Channing fellow. Purple nurple between takes? That man does not break character…

  39. Joaquin Phoenix Young Girlfriend Allie Teilz
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    Dude, stop. Sean Penn already won with this look.

  40. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    Flatliner
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    If she wants to call it a carrot instead of a sausage, I’m fine with it as long as she still smokes it.

  41. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
    Mohawk Disco
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    I was Spider Man, damn it! I was!!!

  42. Lily Aldridge Butt Tight Leather Pants Empire State Building Observation Deck
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    She’s pretty sexy. I’m gonna have to check her out.

  43. Rocsi Diaz Naked Body Paint PETA Campaign
    JimBB
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    She should really go to a doctor and get that checked out.

  44. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She’s really doing it for me these days.

  45. Tobey Maguire Screaming Pawn Sacrifice Set
    JimBB
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    I WILL NOT BE SERVED CHEAP SOY MILK IN CRAFT SERVICES!! I WAS SPIDERMAN, DAMMIT!!

  46. Kellie Pickler Cleavage American Country Music Awards
    Urbanspaceman
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    This is the professional singer who proved on national television that she is way,way,way not as smart as a 5th grader?

  47. Brigitte Nielsen Cleavage Leather Pants
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    Miley, this is your future.

  48. Kellie Pickler Cleavage American Country Music Awards
    JimBB
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    There are two things I really like about this girl’s music.

  49. Jada Pinkett Smith Braids Shaved Head Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think she looks pretty good, except for the hair, the spikes, and the fact she birthed the most gigantic douche in the history of mankind.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Silly Faces American Country Music Awards
    JimBB
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    Yea! I’m so thrilled to be married to this insanely jealous batshit-crazy bitch!

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