Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which occurs on the day we found out Pope Francis was named Time‘s Person of the Year for essentially telling everyone to please, just please start being nice to each other. Seriously, that’s it. The most influential person of the year’s big message is “Stop being cunts. All of you.” And if you were raised Catholic like me (The answer is no, shockingly, no it never happened.), then we’re to believe God himself just called his greatest creation a bunch of greedy, self-interested assholes. Trust me, the irony of me even acknowledging any of this on a tit site and within a feature that is built solely on malice and lust is not lost on me, but maybe that type of self-awareness is at least a starting point.
Am I still including this picture of a dog genitals in here? Yep. Someone’s going to get to post tits online in Hell and I don’t intend to have any gaps in my resume.
- Photo Boy