The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.10.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily repository for all the things we won’t write a whole post about like Evangeline Lilly’s double armpit vaginas, Tim Tebow as a Jedi, and Angelina Jolie’s true lizard form about to breach her human skin veneer, which upon review actually makes me think we need to revamp our overall strategy here.

*picks up banana, lowers voice* “Yes, I have Photo Boy on the line for Mr. Fish, please. Uh huh, I mean, I suppose he can hold, but exactly how long does a botox scrotal rejuvenation procedure take?

- Photo Boy

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