The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to be honest, only exists because of that lead photo. I cannot think of a more accurate representation of the swath of America that just set us back sixty years than a flaccid white dick on the roided out body of a man who can’t accept that it was over for him decades ago. The difference here is that Mickey Rourke, a legitimate lunatic, even knew better. So, enjoy that with the rest of the usual butts and boobs. I’m going to work on getting rid of this hangover by drinking way, way, way, way more.

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