Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.
You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,
- The Superficial
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LMAO… You guys are the funniest racist pigs ever!!
Sorry Renee this guy won’t make Bradley jealous, however the cab driver might.
Practicing her face for the remake of “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” http://www.kpbs.org/news/2011/jan/19/local-event-whatever-happened-baby-jane/
“Not one to be left out of fashion trends, Brittny attempts to pioneer the “Up All Night Drinking/ Snorting” look in eye make-up, inspired by the “Bed Head” look for hair”
I’m not supposed to eat sweets, but I’d love to have a mouthful of Candi.
GrayHair: “You’re right, boy. She really does have stubble where her ass has been shaved.”
I just realized through seconds of soul-searching and introspection, not to mention glaring at this picture for a full two heartbeats that I don’t particularly like this guy. I apparently don’t have even one extra fuck to give.
The fact that he is Sam Ronson’s brother explains a lot.
“Whoa, Poncho. What’s your hurry? Your right hand is lubed up plenty, so you just keep those three fingers moving.”
“You are an embarrassment! I told you this was a fancy event, but you HAD to wear jeans.”
Hmmmm…where do you suppose his old…Old…REALLY OLD lady is…???
“Wait, Miss, let me get my stool and I’ll make sure those shoes are the right size.”
“No, no, no…you’ll never be able to meet the Queen if you curtsy like that!”
“I did this for my audition, but they went ahead and made ‘Jurassic Park’ without me.”
Jeez, she used to look pretty hot. Someone needs to tell her she missed Halloween and show her back to her coffin.
There must be something in the Brazilian drinking water because it seems like ALL of their women look this good. Maybe someone ought to start bottling it and bringing it to the USA.
Pattinson’s To Do List: Roll out of bed, never shower, and make millions.
So Chris is now doing Brazilian trannies. Nice change from R&B singers.
Christina walking by the salad bar.
Edit: Christina Aguilera passing the salad bar at the SKYRIM launch party in Los Angeles. (November 8, 2011)
So much for losing all of that weight.
Samantha Ronson looks more manly than her brother.
So she’s rebounding from Bradley Cooper with her landscaper? George Lopez might want to hit her up.
So when did Uma start dating Tommy Hilfiger?
Shakira has a scratch-n-sniff star. Awesome.
Mother of God.
Sometimes you just don’t leave the house!
I like this guy, he is more real than half of hollywood.
she looks like Delphine Chanéac on SPLICE
Sooowee!
This walking, talking, ball of lard scares the hell out of me.
shit smells different in tokyo
who keeps throwing this poor girl out of the ugly tree?
I didn’t know that suit came in Douche!
“I’ll give you $50 to mow my lawn…or $300 to watch one of my movies!”
“Seriously, you were soooooo good in Napoleon Dynamite”
Hmm, when did my grandma get big titty implants?
Soooo fucking racist everyone maybe you are jealous that a latin guy dates her and all of you are a bunch of scums, good for nothing. You cant mow your own lawn, drive a cab, work in home depot, and by the way dontkillthemessenger in USA you gave your own kids for adoption too, so maybe he is your brother.
Obviously as soon as they wave bye bye to the kiddies for a night on the town, they fire up the bong. No judgement, just an observation. She could stand to get the munchies more often.
her arms seem to be finally normal.
number one. period.