The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.11

November 9th, 2011 // 494 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.

You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,

- The Superficial

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  1. Renee Zellweger
    Oh Hell No
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    LMAO… You guys are the funniest racist pigs ever!!

  2. Renee Zellweger
    Steelerchick
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    Sorry Renee this guy won’t make Bradley jealous, however the cab driver might.

  3. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    DontMindMe
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    Practicing her face for the remake of “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” http://www.kpbs.org/news/2011/jan/19/local-event-whatever-happened-baby-jane/

  4. Brittny Gastineau
    DontMindMe
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    “Not one to be left out of fashion trends, Brittny attempts to pioneer the “Up All Night Drinking/ Snorting” look in eye make-up, inspired by the “Bed Head” look for hair”

  5. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Robe Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    I’m not supposed to eat sweets, but I’d love to have a mouthful of Candi.

  6. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
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    GrayHair: “You’re right, boy. She really does have stubble where her ass has been shaved.”

  7. John Goodman Ponytil
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    I just realized through seconds of soul-searching and introspection, not to mention glaring at this picture for a full two heartbeats that I don’t particularly like this guy. I apparently don’t have even one extra fuck to give.

  8. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    The fact that he is Sam Ronson’s brother explains a lot.

  9. Renee Zellweger
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    “Whoa, Poncho. What’s your hurry? Your right hand is lubed up plenty, so you just keep those three fingers moving.”

  10. Uma Thurman Cleavage
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    “You are an embarrassment! I told you this was a fancy event, but you HAD to wear jeans.”

  11. Antonio Banderas
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    Hmmmm…where do you suppose his old…Old…REALLY OLD lady is…???

  12. Irina Shayk Legs Minidress
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    “Wait, Miss, let me get my stool and I’ll make sure those shoes are the right size.”

  13. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    “No, no, no…you’ll never be able to meet the Queen if you curtsy like that!”

  14. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
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    “I did this for my audition, but they went ahead and made ‘Jurassic Park’ without me.”

  15. Brittny Gastineau
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    Jeez, she used to look pretty hot. Someone needs to tell her she missed Halloween and show her back to her coffin.

  16. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
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    There must be something in the Brazilian drinking water because it seems like ALL of their women look this good. Maybe someone ought to start bottling it and bringing it to the USA.

  17. Robert Pattinson
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    Pattinson’s To Do List: Roll out of bed, never shower, and make millions.

  18. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
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    So Chris is now doing Brazilian trannies. Nice change from R&B singers.

  19. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    Christina walking by the salad bar.

  20. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    Edit: Christina Aguilera passing the salad bar at the SKYRIM launch party in Los Angeles. (November 8, 2011)

  21. John Goodman Ponytil
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    So much for losing all of that weight.

  22. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    Samantha Ronson looks more manly than her brother.

  23. Renee Zellweger
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    So she’s rebounding from Bradley Cooper with her landscaper? George Lopez might want to hit her up.

  24. Uma Thurman Cleavage
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    So when did Uma start dating Tommy Hilfiger?

  25. Shakira Star Walk Of Fame
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    Shakira has a scratch-n-sniff star. Awesome.

  26. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Mother of God.

  27. Brittny Gastineau
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    Sometimes you just don’t leave the house!

  28. Robert Pattinson
    Derp
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    I like this guy, he is more real than half of hollywood.

  29. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Robe Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    she looks like Delphine Chanéac on SPLICE

  30. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    Sooowee!

  31. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Gutsmack
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    This walking, talking, ball of lard scares the hell out of me.

  32. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
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    shit smells different in tokyo

  33. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    who keeps throwing this poor girl out of the ugly tree?

  34. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    noodle
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    I didn’t know that suit came in Douche!

  35. Renee Zellweger
    noodle
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    “I’ll give you $50 to mow my lawn…or $300 to watch one of my movies!”

  36. Renee Zellweger
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    “Seriously, you were soooooo good in Napoleon Dynamite”

  37. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Stucco
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    Hmm, when did my grandma get big titty implants?

  38. Renee Zellweger
    wtf
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    Soooo fucking racist everyone maybe you are jealous that a latin guy dates her and all of you are a bunch of scums, good for nothing. You cant mow your own lawn, drive a cab, work in home depot, and by the way dontkillthemessenger in USA you gave your own kids for adoption too, so maybe he is your brother.

  39. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
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    Obviously as soon as they wave bye bye to the kiddies for a night on the town, they fire up the bong. No judgement, just an observation. She could stand to get the munchies more often.

  40. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    martian
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    her arms seem to be finally normal.

  41. John Goodman Ponytil
    martian
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    number one. period.

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