Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.
You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,
- The Superficial
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I am the Walrus.
I am the Walrus.
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
“So you guys, liiiike, dothiswithyourhands–right?”
Is she up for the role of Mona ‘Hatchet-Face’ Malnorowski in a Cry-Baby remake?
I’d like Congress to pass a law requiring Kelly Ripa to use this swimsuit design exclusively. They’d have to make that band a little wider though or else give it a 3″ reservoir tip.
That’s not Emma Roberts! It’s a raptor in disguise!
The hair isn’t his fault. If he touches the eggs the parents won’t come back.
Is that stupid bastard sitting on the ignorant sluts lap??? Where are the taliban when you need them!??!!
It looks like that creepy doll of George Costanza’s mom that stopped him from getting a boner.
By the look on his face, she has cut him off!!
He used to be so cute! WTF happened to him??? Where did that gay ass pony tail come from??????
It’s Hollywood. Go with it .
That’s what being married to Roseanne has done to him.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Look it’s DUCKY!!!!
“So Tony I’ll tie a yellow ribbon around your old oak tree”
Where you going sexy, I need a boyfriend and you are IT!!!
She looks pretty good here, usually I don’t think she’s attractive at all.
Please no more kicks to my balls, I know puss n boots sucked!!!
“I trust you son, but if she’s not home by ten on a school night she’s grounded.”
I think it’s the other way around and she has to have him home in time so his mother can give him his bath before bedtime.
I’m going to assume the “Brazilian model” is just Chris Brown doublespeak for “tranny.”
What the fuck are all you people talking about? She’s really hot. Has an amazing ass.
Being with Chris Brown indicates she’s probably as dumb as a pot roast, but she’s very nice to look at. And I’d wager she’s a blast in the rack as well.
Wow you’re standards are so high!
What the hell is wrong with this woman she looks like the exorcist chick!!
So nice to have a wholesome date for Thanksgiving at Mom’s house. For both of them….
Jesus. She’s not even thirty and she’s already got jowls.
Wow, for a second I thought this was Julianna Margulies getting super slutty.
What a world , What a world… all my wickedness undone by one little girl… melting, melting…ohhhh
She is ok I guess the swimsuit are ugly though!
Must be a boring job, having to hold up the ceiling like that…
The really sad part is that he couldn’t find pink sox.
No the sad thing is that this was all in the men’s section of where he shops and he was too dumb to go to the women’s section for the socks.
Two no-talent people as arranaged by Disney… When is little Liberace supposed to get married? Nice try with the paternity suit Dis, this geeky jesus freak wouldn’t have any idea of what to do…
How nice that a sensitive man can show his concern for breast cancer….
Damn she’s fine!!!!!!!!———Signed, Lurch
Lol!!!
This is great, I don’t have to go by Home Depot anymore…
she looks just like Hatchet Face from Crybaby
That, I’m afraid, is someone in the grip of Trichophilia.
The Wikipedia entry is well worth a look.
“Hair fetishism is becoming very common in India, and many people masturbate looking at the long and beautiful hair. This is because Indian girls have very sexy and long hair.”
Woof.
Indeed! Woof.
They’re making these wax figures extremely real… I can practically smell the cigarettes and vodka through the screen.
Oh geez… there’s gonna be an “I Am Sam” remake?
Richard Simmons has a clothing line now?
Looks like Chris found someone else to give him the bugger.
I would’ve been arrested for a felony if I’d been within 2 time zones of that place.
I like that part when the house falls on her and her feet curl up. And the flying monkeys.
Live from the Porn Shoot Volume XIII box cover.
Wow.
She’s got some scrawny little legs there. I’d like to see those tights on an actual woman.
All that, and a BBBJTCCIM for only $300 . . .
“Oh crap. Is that the Ronson chick or her brother?”
The hit and run driver of the truck full of hot garbage juice should be ashamed of themselves.
Hot girl, but sheesh, walk of fame?
Holy shit.
Whoa whoa whoa! Oh no! Don’t try to pull an Olivia Munn thing and pretend you actually give a crap about Skyrim and the nerds camping outside of Game Stop. You are NOT one of us.
Congrats PR team, you just ruined the best game of the year.
nerd alert
Welcome to the current age. Nerds are cool now. We’ve upgraded.
This and the Israeli broad make me a true Internationalist. Damn.
“Wait, you don’t use your hands OR your teeth?”
Perp walk.