The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.11

November 9th, 2011 // 494 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.

You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,

- The Superficial

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  1. John Goodman Ponytil
    Damien Karras
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    I am the Walrus.
    I am the Walrus.
    Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

  2. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
    catapostrophe
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    “So you guys, liiiike, dothiswithyourhands–right?”

  3. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    FussyHussy
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    Is she up for the role of Mona ‘Hatchet-Face’ Malnorowski in a Cry-Baby remake?

  4. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
    Fester
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    I’d like Congress to pass a law requiring Kelly Ripa to use this swimsuit design exclusively. They’d have to make that band a little wider though or else give it a 3″ reservoir tip.

  5. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
    Ruth
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    That’s not Emma Roberts! It’s a raptor in disguise!

  6. Robert Pattinson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The hair isn’t his fault. If he touches the eggs the parents won’t come back.

  7. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
    farting old man's wife
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    Is that stupid bastard sitting on the ignorant sluts lap??? Where are the taliban when you need them!??!!

  8. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    fartbucket
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    It looks like that creepy doll of George Costanza’s mom that stopped him from getting a boner.

  9. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
    farting old man's wife
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    By the look on his face, she has cut him off!!

  10. John Goodman Ponytil
    farting old man's wife
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    He used to be so cute! WTF happened to him??? Where did that gay ass pony tail come from??????

  11. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    farting old man's wife
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    Look it’s DUCKY!!!!

  12. Renee Zellweger
    Ebdeluxe
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    “So Tony I’ll tie a yellow ribbon around your old oak tree”

  13. Renee Zellweger
    farting old man's wife
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    Where you going sexy, I need a boyfriend and you are IT!!!

  14. She looks pretty good here, usually I don’t think she’s attractive at all.

  15. Antonio Banderas
    farting old man's wife
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    Please no more kicks to my balls, I know puss n boots sucked!!!

  16. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I trust you son, but if she’s not home by ten on a school night she’s grounded.”

  17. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
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    I’m going to assume the “Brazilian model” is just Chris Brown doublespeak for “tranny.”

    • What the fuck are all you people talking about? She’s really hot. Has an amazing ass.

      Being with Chris Brown indicates she’s probably as dumb as a pot roast, but she’s very nice to look at. And I’d wager she’s a blast in the rack as well.

  18. Brittny Gastineau
    farting old man's wife
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    What the hell is wrong with this woman she looks like the exorcist chick!!

  19. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
    Frank The Duck
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    So nice to have a wholesome date for Thanksgiving at Mom’s house. For both of them….

  20. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    Jesus. She’s not even thirty and she’s already got jowls.

  21. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
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    Wow, for a second I thought this was Julianna Margulies getting super slutty.

  22. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Frank The Duck
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    What a world , What a world… all my wickedness undone by one little girl… melting, melting…ohhhh

  23. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
    farting old man's wife
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    She is ok I guess the swimsuit are ugly though!

  24. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
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    Must be a boring job, having to hold up the ceiling like that…

  25. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    The really sad part is that he couldn’t find pink sox.

    • cc

      No the sad thing is that this was all in the men’s section of where he shops and he was too dumb to go to the women’s section for the socks.

  26. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
    Frank The Duck
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    Two no-talent people as arranaged by Disney… When is little Liberace supposed to get married? Nice try with the paternity suit Dis, this geeky jesus freak wouldn’t have any idea of what to do…

  27. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    Frank The Duck
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    How nice that a sensitive man can show his concern for breast cancer….

  28. Brittny Gastineau
    Ebdeluxe
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    Damn she’s fine!!!!!!!!———Signed, Lurch

  29. Renee Zellweger
    Frank The Duck
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    This is great, I don’t have to go by Home Depot anymore…

  30. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    hil
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    she looks just like Hatchet Face from Crybaby

  31. John Goodman Ponytil
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That, I’m afraid, is someone in the grip of Trichophilia.
    The Wikipedia entry is well worth a look.
    “Hair fetishism is becoming very common in India, and many people masturbate looking at the long and beautiful hair. This is because Indian girls have very sexy and long hair.”

  32. Brittny Gastineau
    Bonesaw
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    Woof.

  33. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They’re making these wax figures extremely real… I can practically smell the cigarettes and vodka through the screen.

  34. Robert Pattinson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oh geez… there’s gonna be an “I Am Sam” remake?

  35. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Richard Simmons has a clothing line now?

  36. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
    it had to be said
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    Looks like Chris found someone else to give him the bugger.

  37. Shakira Star Walk Of Fame
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I would’ve been arrested for a felony if I’d been within 2 time zones of that place.

  38. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I like that part when the house falls on her and her feet curl up. And the flying monkeys.

  39. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Robe Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    it had to be said
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    Live from the Porn Shoot Volume XIII box cover.

  40. Irina Shayk Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wow.

  41. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
    it had to be said
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    She’s got some scrawny little legs there. I’d like to see those tights on an actual woman.

  42. Renee Zellweger
    it had to be said
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    All that, and a BBBJTCCIM for only $300 . . .

  43. Uma Thurman Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    “Oh crap. Is that the Ronson chick or her brother?”

  44. Brittny Gastineau
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The hit and run driver of the truck full of hot garbage juice should be ashamed of themselves.

  45. Shakira Star Walk Of Fame
    it had to be said
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    Hot girl, but sheesh, walk of fame?

  46. Irina Shayk Legs Minidress
    it had to be said
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    Holy shit.

  47. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Ashley
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    Whoa whoa whoa! Oh no! Don’t try to pull an Olivia Munn thing and pretend you actually give a crap about Skyrim and the nerds camping outside of Game Stop. You are NOT one of us.

    Congrats PR team, you just ruined the best game of the year.

  48. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    This and the Israeli broad make me a true Internationalist. Damn.

  49. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
    it had to be said
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    “Wait, you don’t use your hands OR your teeth?”

  50. Antonio Banderas
    it had to be said
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    Perp walk.

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