The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.9.11

November 9th, 2011 // 494 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.

You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Renee Zellweger
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    “…and then you wouldn’t believe it, one of your kind injected the stuff right into my face, and I’m now the stunning beauty you see today.”

  2. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
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    That´s a great birthing position (had one of my girls that way)…so I never see the “sexy” when models sit like that o.0

    • gnarla

      Because the chance of tearing is smaller? Not pregnant (yet). Just thought it’d be good to know.

      • No,its because I had SPD (Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction) thoughout my entire pregnancy,so when I went into labour,I couldent even lay on my back or open my legs.This position worked great for me ;) Ive seen many models in this pose and it just looks awful lol.

  3. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    BenDoverman
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    She’s lookin’ faker than a RealDoll.

  4. Antonio Banderas
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    It appears that he has also been fucking white trash and getting them pregnant. Perhaps a quick phone call to Bieber? This will cut down the testing time to find out what he has.

  5. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
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    Yay! I’ve been waiting for a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel for years!

  6. Brittny Gastineau
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Are her eyes upside down?

  7. Shakira Star Walk Of Fame
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    Thats the perfect position for me to bang it from the back. She is so sexy.

  8. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    And here’s another nobody dressed as a Hostess Snoball. I prefer twinkies myself.

  9. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    Samantha got a sex change?

  10. Suelyn Medeiros Chris Brown
    BenDoverman
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    There’s a face that says “Yup, I’ve taken a shit in her mouth!”

  11. Irina Shayk Legs Minidress
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    I would love to uncoss those legs and stick my head in between them.

  12. Renee Zellweger
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    “No, really, I’ll give you a Toro AND a Honda-ride on!”

  13. Shakira Star Walk Of Fame
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    “Is dis ware I leef my wagina print?”

  14. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    Cock Dr
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    Um, we’ve received the message, loud and clear.

  15. Robert Pattinson
    Satan's bitch
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    He does that shit to his hair on purpose. Poser.

  16. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Studley Hungwell
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    Is SKYRIM the tossing salad equivalent to the “mile high club”?

  17. Brittny Gastineau
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    OK, Halloween was 10 days ago. No more zombie costume pics, Fish.

  18. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    Roll up that dress and show them gams baby.

    • Coyote

      If you have not seen her legs you are really missing out, they are magnificent; Her ass is not bad either.

  19. Renee Zellweger
    Cock Dr
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    I hope her desperation for a boyfriend doesn’t lead her down a dark path.

  20. John Goodman Ponytil
    Motorboat Captain
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    I’m not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Walt. So that’s what you call me. That, or His Waltness, or Walter, or… El Walterino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

  21. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    BenDoverman
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    Good for her, it’s never too late for clown college. Plus, she’s lookin like her grandma more and more. How cute is that!

  22. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
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    *yawn*

    In a day and age where 100% of profesional pics are photoshopped and even naturally beautiful women are airbrushed,altered and nipped-n-tucked to an even higher level of perfection,I fail to see the “wow” factor when looking at pics like this at all.
    They´re all so morphed and made-over that all I see is a fantasy..a fake,just one more beatiful bimbo in an endless sea of beautiful bimbos…meh.

  23. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Robe Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    BenDoverman
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    I thought Beouncy lost weight. WTF o_O

  24. John Goodman Ponytil
    Satan's bitch
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    SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE!

  25. Irina Shayk Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    The hungry succubus look is very in this season.

  26. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Miniskirt Tights
    BenDoverman
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    Pretty soon she will move on from effeminate, NAMBLA’s holy grail to ruggedly handsome manly man.

  27. Robert Pattinson
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    Not pictured: Kristin Stewart’s penis…

  28. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
    Cock Dr
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    He’s gonna steal her shoes.

  29. Antonio Banderas
    Satan's bitch
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    Spotted Melanie in the crowd…

  30. Shakira Star Walk Of Fame
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    I used to think getting a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was a big deal. Then I found out the Stars petition to get one and then pay for it themselves.

  31. John Goodman Ponytil
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    Is he trying to morph into Jeff Bridges?

  32. Uma Thurman Cleavage
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    Too bad Zebra didn’t get the matching jacket and shoes like Pepto-man.

  33. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
    Cock Dr
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    Her thigh are a healthy circumference.
    OK, bring on the fatty comments.

  34. Renee Zellweger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This is why El Chapo only visits Hollywood when he has to.

  35. Brittny Gastineau
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    Kinda looks like Kim Sloretrashian

  36. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    “I don’t know….It seems a bit ‘matchy – matchy’ to me.”

  37. Uma Thurman Cleavage
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    Well apparently you CAN turn gay just by sitting next to her.

  38. John Goodman Ponytil
    BenDoverman
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    Russell Crowe has never looked better

  39. Emma Roberts Zachary Quinto
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    “So like, tell me, is that the face you make when you see a penis?”

  40. Renee Zellweger
    BenDoverman
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    I heard you guys work for food right?

  41. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    Barbosa
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    wow..angelina’s arms no longer resemble those of skeletor.. Nice work!

    • Barbosa

      nevermind…i just looked at the rest of the pics at just jared and this one is clearly an imposter

  42. Uma Thurman Cleavage
    BenDoverman
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    Damn these allergies, must be a poor person in here.

  43. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    gingerpie
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    somewhere in los angeles, jennifer aniston has just burned benihana to the ground.

  44. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
    Satan's bitch
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    Suit by Earl Scheib.

  45. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Ruth
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    Stay away from heavy make up usage kids!

  46. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    gingerpie
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    when did christina become an avon lady?

  47. Adriana de Moura Swimsuit
    Lemmiwinks
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    Wow, zombie Michael Jackson looks a lot hotter than the original.

  48. Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Aw, they look so happy. No one has the heart to tell them the CAM is finally out.

  49. John Goodman Ponytil
    Barbosa
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    Heart attacks and coronary artery disease are sooo funny

  50. Brittny Gastineau
    gingerpie
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    Kinda looks like a better looking Weston Cage.

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