Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m going to interpret that photo.
You’re gonna want to level up that battle axe,
- The Superficial
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“…and then you wouldn’t believe it, one of your kind injected the stuff right into my face, and I’m now the stunning beauty you see today.”
That´s a great birthing position (had one of my girls that way)…so I never see the “sexy” when models sit like that o.0
Because the chance of tearing is smaller? Not pregnant (yet). Just thought it’d be good to know.
No,its because I had SPD (Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction) thoughout my entire pregnancy,so when I went into labour,I couldent even lay on my back or open my legs.This position worked great for me ;) Ive seen many models in this pose and it just looks awful lol.
She’s lookin’ faker than a RealDoll.
+1 . I think she might be the template for them….
It appears that he has also been fucking white trash and getting them pregnant. Perhaps a quick phone call to Bieber? This will cut down the testing time to find out what he has.
Yay! I’ve been waiting for a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel for years!
Are her eyes upside down?
lol
yep
http://tinypic.com/r/xpbvh5/5
Thats the perfect position for me to bang it from the back. She is so sexy.
And here’s another nobody dressed as a Hostess Snoball. I prefer twinkies myself.
Oh I think he’s got twinky covered.
Samantha got a sex change?
There’s a face that says “Yup, I’ve taken a shit in her mouth!”
I would love to uncoss those legs and stick my head in between them.
“No, really, I’ll give you a Toro AND a Honda-ride on!”
“Is dis ware I leef my wagina print?”
buhyina
lol!
Um, we’ve received the message, loud and clear.
He does that shit to his hair on purpose. Poser.
Is SKYRIM the tossing salad equivalent to the “mile high club”?
OK, Halloween was 10 days ago. No more zombie costume pics, Fish.
Roll up that dress and show them gams baby.
If you have not seen her legs you are really missing out, they are magnificent; Her ass is not bad either.
I hope her desperation for a boyfriend doesn’t lead her down a dark path.
I’m not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Walt. So that’s what you call me. That, or His Waltness, or Walter, or… El Walterino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Good for her, it’s never too late for clown college. Plus, she’s lookin like her grandma more and more. How cute is that!
*yawn*
In a day and age where 100% of profesional pics are photoshopped and even naturally beautiful women are airbrushed,altered and nipped-n-tucked to an even higher level of perfection,I fail to see the “wow” factor when looking at pics like this at all.
They´re all so morphed and made-over that all I see is a fantasy..a fake,just one more beatiful bimbo in an endless sea of beautiful bimbos…meh.
I thought Beouncy lost weight. WTF o_O
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE!
best role ever!
The hungry succubus look is very in this season.
Pretty soon she will move on from effeminate, NAMBLA’s holy grail to ruggedly handsome manly man.
wrong. she is clearly going to move on to the next most handsome woman in the room.
Not pictured: Kristin Stewart’s penis…
He’s gonna steal her shoes.
Spotted Melanie in the crowd…
I used to think getting a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was a big deal. Then I found out the Stars petition to get one and then pay for it themselves.
Yeah, I thought the were awarded for merit and longevity in the “business”. What the fuck…are EVERYONE’S feet made of clay?
Is he trying to morph into Jeff Bridges?
Too bad Zebra didn’t get the matching jacket and shoes like Pepto-man.
Her thigh are a healthy circumference.
OK, bring on the fatty comments.
Uh, I don’t see any fat. I see a pair of nice legs!
and some pretty cool bolt-ons
This is why El Chapo only visits Hollywood when he has to.
Kinda looks like Kim Sloretrashian
“I don’t know….It seems a bit ‘matchy – matchy’ to me.”
Well apparently you CAN turn gay just by sitting next to her.
Russell Crowe has never looked better
“So like, tell me, is that the face you make when you see a penis?”
“…’cause this is TOTALLY the face I make when I see a penis.”
I heard you guys work for food right?
wow..angelina’s arms no longer resemble those of skeletor.. Nice work!
nevermind…i just looked at the rest of the pics at just jared and this one is clearly an imposter
Damn these allergies, must be a poor person in here.
somewhere in los angeles, jennifer aniston has just burned benihana to the ground.
Suit by Earl Scheib.
Stay away from heavy make up usage kids!
when did christina become an avon lady?
Wow, zombie Michael Jackson looks a lot hotter than the original.
Aw, they look so happy. No one has the heart to tell them the CAM is finally out.
Heart attacks and coronary artery disease are sooo funny
Kinda looks like a better looking Weston Cage.
+1
Who’s to say it’s not him? Well, except the chick to his right hasn’t kicked his ass yet. But other than that?
Lol!
Best buddies with Chaz Bono.