The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    After careful and exhaustive scrutiny I have determined that this is a picture of either a manly(ish) lesbian calling her date or a guy who’s trying to make an appointment with his doctor to get puberty jump-started.

  2. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks perfectly edible to me.*

    *Or my name ain’t Toots Shor! Bwahahahahaha…

  3. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone drink a cup of coffee with chopsticks. I did, however, used to work with a guy who habitually ate a paper plate full of canned chili with chopsticks. Then he licked the plate clean. He was bizarre beyond belief.

  4. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t do a whole lot for me, but if I were having a party I would invite her over to use her teeth as a bottle opener.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/08/chloe_sims_cleavage-340_476.jpg[/img]

  5. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    “This is the voyage of the star-scooter Enterprise…”

  6. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes Gwen is, er, “lookin’ hot”. And she’s an A-list star so unless you’re one also I suggest you shut up and stare.

  7. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s (usually) very fucking hot, but there’s no way I’m going to hang around waiting for her while she births some other guy’s progeny. Fuck her…we’re done!

  8. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, drat, Charles, as usual you’re right again. Yours IS bigger.”

  9. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to let the rest of you off the hook. I like her, and I’ll take her.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/08/Lauren-Goodger-340_735.jpg[/img]

  10. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, Emma. I have something to ask you. Do you remember what you had for breakfast? Yes? Oh, good. Then take your clothes off.”

  11. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s very attractive, in a Mad Magazine sort of way, but fer fucksake, doesn’t anyone have real tits anymore?

  12. Quentin Tarantino Voting
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    “WhoooOOOoooooa! Jest who is the swabby who’s tryin’ to make off wit’ me goil?”

  13. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, I know, Kristen. People always make fun of your ass. But just put it behind you.”

  14. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Just wait until he takes off his coat. He’s wearing a t-shirt that says “Dumb Fuck.”

  15. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
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    I can’t believe she actually shits out of that beauty…

  16. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Blah-blah-blah…cute English lass…blah-blah…fake tits…blah-blah-blah, etc…

  17. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    So now we know the word “dope” is passé.

  18. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    Indiana Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Talk about a butter face!

  19. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that shirt said “Madonna Light.”

  20. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    A ‘cute’ moment to make up for bragging about being related to Vlad the Impaler. We need a Bastille Day in the UK.

  21. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Her face is as lopsided as those boobs!

  22. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still not convinced that’s not Jonah Hill. The ice cream, bird legs, dorky shoes, the ice cream….

  23. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Commented on this photo:

    I only clicked on this picture for the “armpit vagina” jokes. Sadly, I was disappointed.

  24. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
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    You guys, as much as I don’t think he will make it as an actor, I truly wish he would. Because it might teach kids that giving up your baby for adoption is best for both the kid and yourself. I’m a huge adoption proponet, so I like this kid a lot, but man– he doesn’t look cool here.

  25. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    What a fascinating news story, superficial!

  26. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    Commented on this photo:

    If this girl didn’t have a famous family, she’d be sitting in english 101 at the local community college

  27. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, what’s next? Taking pictures of horse cocks and pretending they are “sexy”? Have some standards for Christ’s sake.

  28. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Paddy McC
    Commented on this photo:

    Love, by Lipsy…when just looking like a golddigger isn’t enough.

  29. Quentin Tarantino Voting
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    I still would. I’ve no shame.

  30. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    stucco
    Commented on this photo:

    The store said they couldn’t put my full name on the hat. Assy McCockKnob was too long.

  31. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Joey
    Commented on this photo:

    Mention Russell Brand but not Mickey Rourke?

  32. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    ty
    Commented on this photo:

    That toe is like a vise. I would love for that toe to grip me any day.

  33. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    The Salvation Army over on West St has Chinese food on Thursday.

  34. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    #Liloisamoron
    Commented on this photo:

    At last real truth in advertising…nicely played, Master Beiber.

  35. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Dick Trickle
    Commented on this photo:

    When forced to watch that godawful show one of my favorite parts was the way in which these two dipshits constantly talked about the kid they gave up for adoption three years ago as though she were an actual part of there lives. They should have just called the show “Trainwrecks” and they wouldn’t have had to justify being on it.

  36. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Jman
    Commented on this photo:

    So the homeless guy takes better care of his facial hair than Brand, among all the other things he does better.

  37. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Jman
    Commented on this photo:

    As far as I know they don’t serve ice cream at concentration camps.

  38. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    asdf
    Commented on this photo:

    MEEP MEEP!

  39. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you imagine this being present there in 1789?

    “Let them eat my dust!”

    It’d have cause a/the revolution all by itself.

  40. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Atrocious

  41. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Josie
    Commented on this photo:

    lmfao thought this was justin bieber in the pic

  42. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    Josie
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwen Stefani >>>>> Miley Cyrus

  43. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife!”

  44. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    Commented on this photo:

    Still upset about the Bonnie situation?

  45. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    “Duff man doesn’t know whether he should lick that thing or have a chat with it! OH, YAH!!”

  46. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Commented on this photo:

    In his later days, Speed Racer was a mere shadow of his former self.

  47. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere there’s a dude telling his friends, “Hey guys! I knocked up a supermodel! Unfortunately, I can not show her off to you because she currently looks like Curly from The Three Stooges”.

  48. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
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    He had his name shortened from Ethan Hawwwkkk-Ptooooie!

  49. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ummm… ma’am? I’m going to have to ask you to put that thing down. The oysters at the bottom of the garbage dumpster are complaining about the smell.”

  50. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thanks for pickin’ the lice out me beard mate”

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