The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    spasmolytic
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    Behold the maple Anti-Christ, as prophesied by Marilyn Manson in the song “Dope Hat”.

    “Fail to see the tragic, turn it into magic. My big top tricks will always make you happy, but we all know the hat is wearing me. My bag is in the hat, it’s filled with this and that. My vision’s getting fat, the rabbit’s just a monkey in disguise.”

    Shemhamphoresh! Hail Satan!

  2. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    sassy
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    Shouldn’t the splash guard go behind him?

  3. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Patch
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    I swear instant reaction was Mickey Rourke. Then read the caption. Damn.

  4. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Patch
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    Kiss! Now, let’s cook ‘em, luv!!!

  5. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Slouch
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    The mons is strong with this one.

  6. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    “Did I tell you ’bout the time I set up a Halloween Tree? Most evil thing I’ve ever done, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-man, man.”

  7. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Jamriqua
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    man, mickey rourke is getting fat. also, doesn’t he usually have a Chihuahua in his pocket? maybe he ate it with those chop sticks.

  8. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    “I believe in Miller Lite, ’cause I believe in me!”

  9. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Bigalkie
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    UK Bimbo Factory.. Double shifting to crank out more skanks

  10. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Senor Trout
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    I bet the entrance to her cooter has one of those parking garage entrance arms that goes up everytime you press the button.

  11. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    The new Vespa model with the built-in urinal turned out to be a big hit.

  12. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Chris
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    Goddammit. Just Goddammit.

  13. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I’m assuming that bag is bigger than her career.

  14. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Horgan or Gorgon… you decide.

  15. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Bigalkie
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    Dwarf Vader

  16. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Bigalkie
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    IGPAY

  17. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Bigalkie
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    Asshole

  18. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    radlad
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    That lesbian looks just like Tarantino!

  19. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Is this the Minogue they keep locked in the basement?

  20. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Primitivefix06
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    Is lipsy London love code name for whore convention?

  21. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
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    They still make candy cigarettes?

  22. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    “I’m really excited about this hobo convention.’

  23. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    “Hmph! If you’re not going to invite me to the Lipsy London Love fragrance VIP launch party, I’ll start my own launch party! With blackjack…and hookers! In fact—forget about the blackjack!”

  24. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
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    I hear Kim Kardashian laughing somewhere… ‘Ha-gag-ha-gag-ha-spit’

  25. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    Timothy
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    So that is what they mean when they say she has been working her ass off.

  26. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    LockNLoad
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    For fucks sake – does he have ANY clue how ridiculous he looks?

  27. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    Fingerogd
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    “Get of my lawn, you damn kids!”

  28. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Fingerogd
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    A preview of things to come… when his career is over.

  29. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Fingerogd
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    “Come on girls, work your magic!”

  30. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    “Oh, yeah? Well, you’re a chicken!”

  31. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    justin
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    40 million fucking Deutschmark! I told you to wire the money to Geneva last week. I say Geneva, you hear Helsinki, huh?! 40 million fucking Deutschmark, Bob!

  32. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    This reminds me of that Final Five with the Australian (?) popstar… and how hard I laughed…

    I laughed ’til I cried and everything hurt.

  33. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Not even if I were a drunk straight male with someone else’s dick.

  34. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Demure.

  35. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    She’s toppling over…

  36. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    And, truth is, she’d look better in a face-plant pose.

  37. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    fuckface
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    Christ, patton oswold looks fat.

  38. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Trying too hard.

  39. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
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    Too easy.

  40. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
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    More like Raping Rainbow.

  41. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
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    She gives me an overwhelming feeling of meh.

  42. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I’m confused…I honestly clicked on this thinking it was Sinbad (the comedian, not the pirate.)

  43. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    He can’t even spell Dunce right.

  44. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    SupaDupa
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    A lunch walk with his stylist, I see…

  45. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    Mark B
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    If I’m the director, I hire him on the spot for the Billy Bob Thornton biopic.

  46. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
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    He thinks he’s going to be an actor. America is just stupid enough to make this happen. http://www.wetpaint.com/teen-mom/articles/is-tyler-baltierra-leaving-catelynn-and-moving-to-new-orleans

  47. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
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    At first glance I thought she was his mom the queen.

  48. Quentin Tarantino Voting
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    On his way to meet Olive Oil & little Sweet Pea.

  49. Seal
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    “Come with me, my people. There is a place in Guyana called Jonestown where we can all live in peace while shooting guns, sitting around drinking KoolAid, and swell stuff like that…”

  50. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I’d really like to get a look at her stuff. C’mon, Hefner, get off your octogenarian ass and buy the rest of us a thrill!

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