Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.
“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,
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“Remember when we used to do this with Africans, why don’t we have fun like that anymore?”
Stop it you are killing me here (very funny, to me)
An ass only Sandusky could love…
she looks like a wax figure
They’re your clothes, motherfucker…
That’s how I like my women
Spread-eagled? It’s a plus, I’ll grant you that.
Drugged?
Barak stop rubbing it in. We get it, you won.
Vote a “thumbs up” if you’d like to see a continuous loop of every money shot that’s ever landed on those tits!
Hey blond lady can I Pocahontas?
The bum is like “fuck this guy.”
Duckbilled Plataho.
I never get why celebrities like those t-shirts with pictures of themselves… So tacky!
Needs more makeup.
The “stage” was a milk crate,the “concert” was him singing his only two hit songs it lasted ten minutes.
The duct tape should have been deployed pretty much everywhere.
Shouldn’t that caption have read, “Russell Brand and Mickey Rourke in West Hollywood?”
Susan Boyle is really letting her looks go…
I was thinking more k.d. lang.
“Are you sure two Frescas and a serving of Ramen noodles are enough for a high colonic?”
The amazing thing about this photo is that he found a helmet for his huge head.
Starting to look liek Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie
I don’t know, I just…I just feel like it needs more bracelets.
Heck of a career from one hit song, and being the perennial opening act of the American Music Awards.
Sorry, which of their at least five hit songs are you referring to? Should I mention the diamond (10 million+) selling album, one of only 110 such albums in recording history? Yeah, shut up.
The only number one hit they had was “Don’t Speak”, and their only hit IMO. I do not count the also-rans or albums as their success is generally a product of fans of the act more than fans of music in general. I am only a fan of great music, whereas fans of the act would have made “Mary Had a Little Lamb” a hit had No Doubt recorded it during their heyday. It’s a common phenomenon.
“Just a Girl” – #3 in the UK (mostly recognized after “Don’t Speak” became a hit)
“Underneath It All” – #3 in the US (Billboard Hot 100); won Grammy
“Hey Baby” – #5 in the US; won Grammy
“It’s My Life” – #10 in the US; Grammy-nominated
But I guess I didn’t realize that your definition of “one hit song” is “only one song that I happen to like, and everyone else can get stuffed.”
Why are we discussing music here when the subject is clearly Gwen Stefani’s tight tightness of tightdom?
And their new album is probably the best stuff they’ve done since their first. Also, you can’t listen to alt-rock radio without hearing Spider Webs at least once a day.
And, yes…I’d totally drizzle my cream filling on that stomach.
No Doubt is cringe-inducing crapola.
Russell is amongst his people.
I think he cleaned my windows at a stop light for pocket change.
Everything this girl’s wearing is too small, including her chin.
haaahahahahaha
And they say the job market is down when there is a multi-billion “launch” industry creating new jobs every day.
Did the invitation say “Bra and lace top formal”?
hehehehehe
All these cameras are mine yo! Give em’ back and get the fuck out my dark room!!
awesome.
If he goes into a dark room, does he disappear?
No, the darkness disappears.
Chris Brown smacked her in the back of the head “Goodbye”. Look for the photos on Twitter.
“Get out the way! It’s Early Bird Special time!”
He’s considered a Star???
man, that was one ugly party :-P
If all the London skanks are here, who is going to entertain the sailors on liberty?
Hmmmm Mickey Rourke has an interesting new look…
So lifelike!
off to the imaginary Chinese restaurant
Friend of Russel’s?!
she’s like one of those stone Venus fertility statues you find in the dirt
One ticket for the crusty old man express plz
Whitesnake reunion tour is in town? I missed it!
They spelled Whoregan-Wallace wrong.
She is dating Gollum now? That is a step up.
can the one eye BS in pics be done with already. it’s as pathetic and overused as duck lips.
Look! It’s L’ Arc de “Next!”
“They aren’t enough to make a coat out of but a lovely gift none the less.”
So, the Queen of Silicon and Good Taste?
How many chickens died for this?
Which one is Russell?
Note how the bears asses are carefully wrapped like a burrito diaper. Thus the royal fancy visiting outfits shall be preserved should bears stress under the commotion of the moment and void their bladder and/or bowels.
Well done Aussies.
If you take fashion risks you court fashion disaster.
Awful.
Depressing.
How much longer will she work this sparkle sex kitten angle?
I’m not sure you can call a girl with big fakers a “kitten.”