The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
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    “Remember when we used to do this with Africans, why don’t we have fun like that anymore?”

  2. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
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    An ass only Sandusky could love…

  3. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    tod
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    she looks like a wax figure

  4. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    TS
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    They’re your clothes, motherfucker…

  5. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Deacon Jones
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    That’s how I like my women

  6. Seal
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    Barak stop rubbing it in. We get it, you won.

  7. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Deacon Jones
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    Vote a “thumbs up” if you’d like to see a continuous loop of every money shot that’s ever landed on those tits!

  8. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
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    Hey blond lady can I Pocahontas?

  9. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    The bum is like “fuck this guy.”

  10. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Duckbilled Plataho.

  11. Seal
    Crissy
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    I never get why celebrities like those t-shirts with pictures of themselves… So tacky!

  12. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Crissy
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    Needs more makeup.

  13. Seal
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The “stage” was a milk crate,the “concert” was him singing his only two hit songs it lasted ten minutes.

  14. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    The duct tape should have been deployed pretty much everywhere.

  15. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Contusion
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    Shouldn’t that caption have read, “Russell Brand and Mickey Rourke in West Hollywood?”

  16. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    BigHead Pat
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    Susan Boyle is really letting her looks go…

  17. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Are you sure two Frescas and a serving of Ramen noodles are enough for a high colonic?”

  18. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The amazing thing about this photo is that he found a helmet for his huge head.

  19. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
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    Starting to look liek Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie

  20. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    kimmykimkim
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    I don’t know, I just…I just feel like it needs more bracelets.

  21. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    tlmck
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    Heck of a career from one hit song, and being the perennial opening act of the American Music Awards.

    • Sorry, which of their at least five hit songs are you referring to? Should I mention the diamond (10 million+) selling album, one of only 110 such albums in recording history? Yeah, shut up.

      • tlmck

        The only number one hit they had was “Don’t Speak”, and their only hit IMO. I do not count the also-rans or albums as their success is generally a product of fans of the act more than fans of music in general. I am only a fan of great music, whereas fans of the act would have made “Mary Had a Little Lamb” a hit had No Doubt recorded it during their heyday. It’s a common phenomenon.

      • “Just a Girl” – #3 in the UK (mostly recognized after “Don’t Speak” became a hit)
        “Underneath It All” – #3 in the US (Billboard Hot 100); won Grammy
        “Hey Baby” – #5 in the US; won Grammy
        “It’s My Life” – #10 in the US; Grammy-nominated

        But I guess I didn’t realize that your definition of “one hit song” is “only one song that I happen to like, and everyone else can get stuffed.”

      • Why are we discussing music here when the subject is clearly Gwen Stefani’s tight tightness of tightdom?

      • Fishballs

        And their new album is probably the best stuff they’ve done since their first. Also, you can’t listen to alt-rock radio without hearing Spider Webs at least once a day.

        And, yes…I’d totally drizzle my cream filling on that stomach.

      • anonymous

        No Doubt is cringe-inducing crapola.

  22. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    tlmck
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    Russell is amongst his people.

  23. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I think he cleaned my windows at a stop light for pocket change.

  24. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    SH
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    Everything this girl’s wearing is too small, including her chin.

  25. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    tlmck
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    And they say the job market is down when there is a multi-billion “launch” industry creating new jobs every day.

  26. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Did the invitation say “Bra and lace top formal”?

  27. Seal
    jonesy
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    All these cameras are mine yo! Give em’ back and get the fuck out my dark room!!

  28. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Chris Brown smacked her in the back of the head “Goodbye”. Look for the photos on Twitter.

  29. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Timothy
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    “Get out the way! It’s Early Bird Special time!”

  30. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    squishy
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    He’s considered a Star???

  31. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    chicka
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    man, that was one ugly party :-P

  32. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Bionic_Crouton
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    If all the London skanks are here, who is going to entertain the sailors on liberty?

  33. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    squishy
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    Hmmmm Mickey Rourke has an interesting new look…

  34. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Timothy
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    So lifelike!

  35. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    mandizzle
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    off to the imaginary Chinese restaurant

  36. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    squishy
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    Friend of Russel’s?!

  37. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    mandizzle
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    she’s like one of those stone Venus fertility statues you find in the dirt

  38. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    mandizzle
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    One ticket for the crusty old man express plz

  39. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Timothy
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    Whitesnake reunion tour is in town? I missed it!

  40. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Bionic_Crouton
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    They spelled Whoregan-Wallace wrong.

  41. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
    Timothy
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    She is dating Gollum now? That is a step up.

  42. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Sparky
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    can the one eye BS in pics be done with already. it’s as pathetic and overused as duck lips.

  43. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Timothy
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    Look! It’s L’ Arc de “Next!”

  44. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “They aren’t enough to make a coat out of but a lovely gift none the less.”

  45. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Timothy
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    So, the Queen of Silicon and Good Taste?

  46. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    How many chickens died for this?

  47. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Jimbo
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    Which one is Russell?

  48. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Cock Dr
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    Note how the bears asses are carefully wrapped like a burrito diaper. Thus the royal fancy visiting outfits shall be preserved should bears stress under the commotion of the moment and void their bladder and/or bowels.
    Well done Aussies.

  49. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    If you take fashion risks you court fashion disaster.
    Awful.

  50. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Cock Dr
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    Depressing.
    How much longer will she work this sparkle sex kitten angle?

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