The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
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    Pippa?

  2. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    sprub
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    Meuh!

  3. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    cc
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    The redhead immediately behind her…holy shit, who is THAT?!!

  4. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    why does this c.unt still get attention?

  5. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Deacon Jones
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    If I was an obstetrician and saw this walk into the door, I’d rip off my glasses and yell “Get the fuck out of here, now!”

  6. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    I can tell I’m from the South, because I’m strangely attracted to this kind of trashiness.

  7. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    Seen here continuing on his quest to pee on every vehicle known to man.

  8. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    B&WMinstrel
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    He has a smile like the THANK YOU on a bin in McDonalds

  9. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    cc
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    Imagine that alabaster ass.

  10. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    I didn’t know the UK made a version of Jersey Shore

  11. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
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    Given how that weight was piling on, no one should be surprised to see Kevin Federline in a mumu.

  12. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Drew
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    Nice denim mom shorts.

    Yeah, she’s disgusting enough I don’t even care about her tits.

  13. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    cc
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    See? A couple hours beside Snooki and this is what happens.

  14. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Remember when Bart freeze-framed Ralph Wiggum’s heart breaking? This is like that only it’s when a blot clot formed in her brain.

  15. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    cc
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    Her claim to fame is she was on the British TV show ‘The Thunderbirds’.

  16. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    B&WMinstrel
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    Charles: They said it eats shoots and leaves
    Camilla: Could it….?
    Charles: No, no, Harry’s dad was a red head.

  17. Seal
    Little Tongue
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    “And she’s sleeping with the help, ladies and gentlemen! C’mon! Cry with me!”

  18. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    Dame Ed
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    Can you botox your abs?

  19. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Codot
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    I have nothing more to add to this photo.

  20. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Hottest stroke victim ever.

  21. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    She has that look on her face of someone who’s trying to remember something important, or remember what important means.

  22. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Looks like a jaded 22 year old Justin Bieber on the downside of his “career”.

  23. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Wish someone would show this pic to KK to see how leather pants are supposed to fit.

  24. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Little Tongue
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    Once upon a time, fat assed women used to hide their behind best they could (or, at least, tried to do something, anything, about it). Nowadays, their huge buckets is the first thing they show anyone who dares to look their way. Can’t anyone pass a law about this? Please?

    • Sorry, but this is not a fat ass. Rounder and fuller than you like, maybe, but if you want to see a fat ass, just go to your local Walmart. Or wait for the next Kim Kardashian pic, which is probably coming up soon, because Fish can’t go a day now without posting some new picture of her doing nothing special, even though it started to get old a long time ago.

    • We can’t pass a law about ladies butt-cheeks, ‘cos Romney didn’t get in. :D

  25. Quentin Tarantino Voting
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    “I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead smarmy Mormon on this ticket.”

  26. Quentin Tarantino Voting
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    He looks goofy but how he got where he is today is still an interesting story.

  27. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Diggy
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    It’s like Kim K’s crack chunked the deuce and boarded this chicks vagina train

  28. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    “Green Moon made such a great main course yesterday. How about these for tonight?”

  29. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
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    Say what you want, but it’s an honor to be asked to play the halftime show at the chapter 314 bi-monthly Black Panthers meeting.

  30. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
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    Those are the jeans with the zip out crotch.

  31. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
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    Apparently he’s journey to self-awareness came to a swift conclusion.

  32. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    cc
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    What did the invitation to this event say anyway ‘Please come if you think you are the fakest looking tramp in London.’?

  33. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    This may be Roger’s best costume yet.

  34. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Poussée d’Adrénaline! : La vie de SuperDave

  35. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
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    This is the first pic I’ve seen of her where her ass looked appealing. She’s still a fucking dunce though.

  36. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Do I have to repeat myself?

  37. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    jc
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    Amazing how somebody that used to be capable of looking so good, is happy to look like this pic…she looked like this for a little while:

    http://thesuiteworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Amber-Rose-With-Hair-blonde-thesuiteworld.jpg

  38. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    cc
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    Cerberus retired. Meet his replacement.

  39. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    Psyche! This wasn’t at the Lipsy London Love fragrance VIP launch party in London.

  40. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    The new standard for white…you’ve had less than a 100 partners and you’ve never had a fivesome.

  41. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
    Great White Pygmy
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    Looks Good,.Sounds Good.
    Oh wait let me really compliment her…
    Taste my knuckles bitch. Now make me some eggs!

  42. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    Her best angle…’from a distance’.

  43. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  44. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    B&WMinstrel
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    Someone out there was killing their way to the top of the used clothes business – for Starsky and Hutch it was time to go undercover

  45. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    MRF
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    Her titties tricked me!

  46. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    MRF
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    Why yes, yes you are.

  47. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    MRF
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    England’s Kate Gosselin is sluttier. Awesome.

  48. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    You guys, if you zoom in enough you can’t see her face and its all good!

  49. Seal
    B&WMinstrel
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    They’ve got to keep the lights on at a Seal concert or else you might as well just hit ‘Play’

  50. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
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    Always with the pajamas…

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