Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.
“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,
- Photo Boy
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Pippa?
Meuh!
The redhead immediately behind her…holy shit, who is THAT?!!
why does this c.unt still get attention?
If I was an obstetrician and saw this walk into the door, I’d rip off my glasses and yell “Get the fuck out of here, now!”
I can tell I’m from the South, because I’m strangely attracted to this kind of trashiness.
Seen here continuing on his quest to pee on every vehicle known to man.
He has a smile like the THANK YOU on a bin in McDonalds
Imagine that alabaster ass.
If you look directly at it, you’ll go blind.
I didn’t know the UK made a version of Jersey Shore
Given how that weight was piling on, no one should be surprised to see Kevin Federline in a mumu.
Nice denim mom shorts.
Yeah, she’s disgusting enough I don’t even care about her tits.
See? A couple hours beside Snooki and this is what happens.
Remember when Bart freeze-framed Ralph Wiggum’s heart breaking? This is like that only it’s when a blot clot formed in her brain.
Her claim to fame is she was on the British TV show ‘The Thunderbirds’.
Nice!
I can’t have more ups than cc. I call shenanigans. :)
Charles: They said it eats shoots and leaves
Camilla: Could it….?
Charles: No, no, Harry’s dad was a red head.
“And she’s sleeping with the help, ladies and gentlemen! C’mon! Cry with me!”
Can you botox your abs?
I have nothing more to add to this photo.
Hottest stroke victim ever.
She has that look on her face of someone who’s trying to remember something important, or remember what important means.
Looks like a jaded 22 year old Justin Bieber on the downside of his “career”.
we can only hope
Wish someone would show this pic to KK to see how leather pants are supposed to fit.
Once upon a time, fat assed women used to hide their behind best they could (or, at least, tried to do something, anything, about it). Nowadays, their huge buckets is the first thing they show anyone who dares to look their way. Can’t anyone pass a law about this? Please?
Sorry, but this is not a fat ass. Rounder and fuller than you like, maybe, but if you want to see a fat ass, just go to your local Walmart. Or wait for the next Kim Kardashian pic, which is probably coming up soon, because Fish can’t go a day now without posting some new picture of her doing nothing special, even though it started to get old a long time ago.
We can’t pass a law about ladies butt-cheeks, ‘cos Romney didn’t get in. :D
“I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead smarmy Mormon on this ticket.”
He looks goofy but how he got where he is today is still an interesting story.
Not really. He took the bus.
It’s like Kim K’s crack chunked the deuce and boarded this chicks vagina train
Narrated by Stewie Griffin.
“Green Moon made such a great main course yesterday. How about these for tonight?”
Say what you want, but it’s an honor to be asked to play the halftime show at the chapter 314 bi-monthly Black Panthers meeting.
Those are the jeans with the zip out crotch.
Apparently he’s journey to self-awareness came to a swift conclusion.
What did the invitation to this event say anyway ‘Please come if you think you are the fakest looking tramp in London.’?
This may be Roger’s best costume yet.
And I suppose those nipples are really Pecan Sandies.
Poussée d’Adrénaline! : La vie de SuperDave
This is the first pic I’ve seen of her where her ass looked appealing. She’s still a fucking dunce though.
But doesn’t an appealing ass trump dunce?
I think Ass Trump Dunce was the guy who was tweeting last night.
Do I have to repeat myself?
Amazing how somebody that used to be capable of looking so good, is happy to look like this pic…she looked like this for a little while:
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Cerberus retired. Meet his replacement.
Psyche! This wasn’t at the Lipsy London Love fragrance VIP launch party in London.
The new standard for white…you’ve had less than a 100 partners and you’ve never had a fivesome.
Looks Good,.Sounds Good.
Oh wait let me really compliment her…
Taste my knuckles bitch. Now make me some eggs!
Her best angle…’from a distance’.
Dude looks like a lady.
Someone out there was killing their way to the top of the used clothes business – for Starsky and Hutch it was time to go undercover
Her titties tricked me!
Why yes, yes you are.
England’s Kate Gosselin is sluttier. Awesome.
You guys, if you zoom in enough you can’t see her face and its all good!
They’ve got to keep the lights on at a Seal concert or else you might as well just hit ‘Play’
Always with the pajamas…