The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Tron
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    I’d hit it, and quit it.

  2. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
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    That short fat guy is security? Good thing she can take a punch.

  3. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
    BP
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    Wonder who he voted for? Duh…….

    • I know, right! Those Hollywood liberals are so in the tank for the Democrats. Plus his being a PBS children’s programming star means he was probably all over that “don’t fire Big Bird” shi—ohhhhh, you mean because he’s black.

  4. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Tron
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    Suck my penis baby. It’s 100% guarantee to make you a star.

  5. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    joe
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    They make Real Dolls that walk? Shit.

  6. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    EricLr
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    The brain to breast transplant was successful!

  7. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Tron
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    Who, and who gives a crap?

  8. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    joe
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    Is he on meth? Dem teefs.

  9. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    EricLr
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    Man, these things really cause my diaper to ride up.

  10. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    bobthebob
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    i get me brain medicines from the national ‘ health!

  11. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I’m assuming the two dudes are the directors of her next film and she’d heading to her follow-up audition.

  12. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    “Just focus on the tits and the toe and everything will be just fine.” “Just focus on the tits and the toe and everything will be just fine.”

  13. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    BP
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    He should be hangin’ out with Russell Brand and the other bums on the 3rd Street Promenade!

  14. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    joe
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    Pure. Fucking. Class.

  15. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    joe
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    She’s wearing white. Lol.

  16. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    EricLr
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    Her date spent half the night trying to prove to his friends that she wasn’t a real doll.

  17. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    Ah, the original English whore. She is greater than the sum of all the lesser whores we’ve seen so far.

  18. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    BP
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    I zoomed in on the nipple and the camel toe, did you?
    Of course you did!

  19. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    DeucePickle
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    “I don’t know, the words just came to me, Baw wit da baw, dang a dang diggy diggy, just made alot of sense so I put it in song and got rich.”

  20. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    bobthebob
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    Alive! It’s alive! It’s alive! …Nope, my mistake, never mind.

  21. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Fifi834
    Commented on this photo:

    WARNING: You will not be able to unsee this.

  22. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    cc
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    She’d better move around a bit, she’s got a lichen infestation.

  23. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    bobthebob
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    You know, that’s the most expression I’ve ever seen from her.

  24. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Dude
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    The two girls in the background are way hotter than her!

  25. Seal
    EricLr
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    There is a middle-aged, fat white guy about 3 seconds away from being able to tell his grandkids that Seal’s wang once touched his head.

  26. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    BP
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    In Arnold Shwarzennergger’s voice
    “Katie Da Barbarian”

  27. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Dude
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    He must have lost a bet to have wear that hat.

  28. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Mike701
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    Why do I always get held by the ugly ones?
    No, why do I ALWAYS get held by the ugly ones?

  29. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    blahblahblah
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    That’s my nail salon, yo!

  30. Seal
    cc
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    Sacrilege! Performing in the Shroud of Turin!

  31. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Mike701
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    Isn’t there some law about selling things beyond their expiration date?

  32. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Dude
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    It looked good on Liberace, but it does nothing for her. She looks like a giant goose’s ass.

  33. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    cc
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    He screwed up here…he ditched the Popeye cigarette for a real one, but is still using a phone made from Lego.

  34. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    InkyBlack
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    Pert.

  35. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    cc
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    ‘I’d wreck that woman’ – Brian

  36. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
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    This man does no wrong.

  37. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    cc
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    He’s a maniac, maniiiiiiiiiiiiiac…

  38. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Deacon Jones
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    “Kid. This is the 80s. Don’t even fucking try.” (click)

  39. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    When did she pass away?

  40. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    meeps!
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    Douchey McDouche.

  41. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    InkyBlack
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    She can Instagram the fuck out of her pics all she wants, she’s still boring and ugly.

  42. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    InkyBlack
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    MILF

  43. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Schmidtler
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    I blame all these new anti bullying laws.

  44. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    It’s about time she started taking image advice from overweight teens on Facebook, and skincare advice from Amy Winehouse.

  45. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    cc
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    Now that she’s pregnant, she’s eating for five.

  46. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
    Schmidtler
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    She must really cause Chris Brown major dilemmas – if she’s facing him, he can’t ogle that sweet ass, if she has her back to him, how’s he supposed to punch her face? A guy just can’t win!

  47. Quentin Tarantino Voting
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    Yeah, go ahead and laugh – as he and Cynthia Nixon draw closer to merging as one, creating the doughy singularity beyond which events can neither be predicted nor understood.

  48. Seal
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    Best 25th high school reunion ever!!!

  49. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    ksmack
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    No no no, see the sad thing is he’s assuming that we will infer “dope” in the Ebonics sense, a reference to marijuana or illegal substances, or with the euphemism of “dope” to ironically infer edginess, coolness or relevancy. But we all know what happens when we assume things, particularly when wearing it on our heads. Ass-head.

  50. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    cc
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    The cats in Australia look a little ‘off’ don’t they luv?

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