Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.
“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,
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I’d hit it, and quit it.
I believe that’s called a “hit and run”.
That short fat guy is security? Good thing she can take a punch.
Wonder who he voted for? Duh…….
I know, right! Those Hollywood liberals are so in the tank for the Democrats. Plus his being a PBS children’s programming star means he was probably all over that “don’t fire Big Bird” shi—ohhhhh, you mean because he’s black.
Suck my penis baby. It’s 100% guarantee to make you a star.
Stop using Vincent Gallo’s line.
They make Real Dolls that walk? Shit.
The brain to breast transplant was successful!
Who, and who gives a crap?
Is he on meth? Dem teefs.
Man, these things really cause my diaper to ride up.
i get me brain medicines from the national ‘ health!
haha
I’m assuming the two dudes are the directors of her next film and she’d heading to her follow-up audition.
“Just focus on the tits and the toe and everything will be just fine.” “Just focus on the tits and the toe and everything will be just fine.”
He should be hangin’ out with Russell Brand and the other bums on the 3rd Street Promenade!
Pure. Fucking. Class.
Class of ’67.
She’s wearing white. Lol.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Her date spent half the night trying to prove to his friends that she wasn’t a real doll.
Ah, the original English whore. She is greater than the sum of all the lesser whores we’ve seen so far.
I zoomed in on the nipple and the camel toe, did you?
Of course you did!
I just spit a Chips Ahoy cookie out on my keyboard, thanks!
Glad u like……
“I don’t know, the words just came to me, Baw wit da baw, dang a dang diggy diggy, just made alot of sense so I put it in song and got rich.”
Alive! It’s alive! It’s alive! …Nope, my mistake, never mind.
WARNING: You will not be able to unsee this.
After seeing that photo of a pregnant Kate Gosselin with what looked like a watermelon pushing out of her belly, this is nothing.
She’d better move around a bit, she’s got a lichen infestation.
You know, that’s the most expression I’ve ever seen from her.
The two girls in the background are way hotter than her!
There is a middle-aged, fat white guy about 3 seconds away from being able to tell his grandkids that Seal’s wang once touched his head.
You mean Donald Rumsfeld?
In Arnold Shwarzennergger’s voice
“Katie Da Barbarian”
He must have lost a bet to have wear that hat.
Yep, Selena’s was actually bigger…
Why do I always get held by the ugly ones?
No, why do I ALWAYS get held by the ugly ones?
That’s my nail salon, yo!
Sacrilege! Performing in the Shroud of Turin!
Isn’t there some law about selling things beyond their expiration date?
It looked good on Liberace, but it does nothing for her. She looks like a giant goose’s ass.
He screwed up here…he ditched the Popeye cigarette for a real one, but is still using a phone made from Lego.
Pert.
‘I’d wreck that woman’ – Brian
This man does no wrong.
He’s a maniac, maniiiiiiiiiiiiiac…
“Kid. This is the 80s. Don’t even fucking try.” (click)
When did she pass away?
Douchey McDouche.
She can Instagram the fuck out of her pics all she wants, she’s still boring and ugly.
MILF
I blame all these new anti bullying laws.
It’s about time she started taking image advice from overweight teens on Facebook, and skincare advice from Amy Winehouse.
Now that she’s pregnant, she’s eating for five.
She must really cause Chris Brown major dilemmas – if she’s facing him, he can’t ogle that sweet ass, if she has her back to him, how’s he supposed to punch her face? A guy just can’t win!
Yeah, go ahead and laugh – as he and Cynthia Nixon draw closer to merging as one, creating the doughy singularity beyond which events can neither be predicted nor understood.
Best 25th high school reunion ever!!!
No no no, see the sad thing is he’s assuming that we will infer “dope” in the Ebonics sense, a reference to marijuana or illegal substances, or with the euphemism of “dope” to ironically infer edginess, coolness or relevancy. But we all know what happens when we assume things, particularly when wearing it on our heads. Ass-head.
The cats in Australia look a little ‘off’ don’t they luv?