The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Snooki change her name to Lauren Goodger?

  2. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
    EricLr
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    I’m taking it back. Some wise-ass poll-worker wrote down “Toby” as my name.

  3. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaaaaw…Sorry guys, I can’t hate on koalas.

  4. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking to score some self-tanner?

  5. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    When I saw a flat, white ass I always just assume “Pippa Middleton” so I guess that’s why you should always read the caption.

  6. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Well she’s England hot, I guess?

  7. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “My vag is a little loose, but I’m still hot. Suck it, Tonto!”

  8. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry bud, the shelter opens at 6.

  9. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

  10. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to self: stop going to British dentist.

  11. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh shit, he’s coming over here–JUST RUN!!!

  12. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Darth Wienus

  13. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Commented on this photo:

    So, to become a star, all you need to be is a horned-up teenager who doesn’t use protection. Andy Warhol was right – we’re all stars for 2, uh, I mean… 15 minutes.

  14. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    At least her vagina is 12 inches across. Not sure what to do with that information but…

  15. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    Commented on this photo:

    Totes would for shoor.

  16. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy transparent shoes shoes Batman!

  17. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “Chopsticks to jerk you off, for the latte and Redbull? Deal.”

  18. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Commented on this photo:

    He cheated on Diana with her? On her hottest, sexiest day, Diana shits all over her.

  19. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    EricLr
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    Ms. Stewart, we’re your security–and also the guys who’ll be banging you in back of a rented Volvo later.

  20. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad, but a little too much Kardashian for my taste.

  21. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Commented on this photo:

    Sacré bleu!

  22. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hard to tell from here… does that dress sleep 8 or 12?

  23. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. Bieber, when we at the New Kids on the Block Museum and Archive loaned you that hat, it was with the understanding that you would be returning it at some point…

  24. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “TO THE CRESCENT CAR – I SMELL A BUFFET SOMEWHRE”

  25. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Who? And what the hell?

  26. Rihanna Butt Tight Pants
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    This lump on my head? Uh….I fell off my bike.

  27. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
    Commented on this photo:

    This man is another one who gets a pass from me. From “Roots” to “Reading Rainbow” to Star Trek” there’s just too much awesome in this man’s career to lump him in with the assholes I make fun of on a daily basis.

  28. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Who? And who gives a crap?

  29. Emma Roberts Legs Short Shorts Pale Skin
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry kid, we need you to look a couple of decades older before we start confusing you with Lindsay.

  30. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Just how far up does that cameltoe go?!?!?

  31. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
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    LOL… of course he’s wearing a Reading Rainbow shirt!

  32. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Why is one of her arms orange and the other white?

    • Trek Girl

      Both of her arms are orange, she just didn’t get the spray tan/self tanner on the inside of her arm.

  33. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    “Everybody look out! Urine my way!”

  34. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    LeVar Burton and Wayne Brady should go bowling together.

  35. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer Aniston mated with Miley Cyrus.

  36. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet mercy… I thought the US was home to the fakest bimbos on the planet. The UK is pulling ahead by a fake cup size!

  37. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s strong to the finish ’cause he eats his spinach…

  38. Frankie Essex Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Dina Lohan is looking good.

  39. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    She overdosed on Noassitol.

  40. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a traditional white girl ass right there. Flat like a pancake.

  41. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    1NDUN
    Commented on this photo:

    “2″ on a hat. Shithead?

  42. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo Paris, people keep asking me how I keep such a rocking body. All I can say is, thank you miscarriages!

  43. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    “No-Talent Jagoff” would have required either a bigger hat or a typeface not visible from space.

  44. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hear they give out muffins here! They don’t have tops on them, but still, FREE MUFFINS!”

  45. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “…or I’m bringing out the Bear Jew”.

  46. Laren Pope Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I prefer this pope over the other one.

  47. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one’s the bum ???????

  48. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Buy, sell, buy, sell ! You’re fired ! Oh sorry you guys, I was just making business go.”

  49. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    What a d-bag, jag-off.

  50. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one good lookin’ mommy.

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