Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.
“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,
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When did Snooki change her name to Lauren Goodger?
I’m taking it back. Some wise-ass poll-worker wrote down “Toby” as my name.
Good one.
Aaaaaw…Sorry guys, I can’t hate on koalas.
Looking to score some self-tanner?
* Applause *
When I saw a flat, white ass I always just assume “Pippa Middleton” so I guess that’s why you should always read the caption.
I assumed it was Pippa also, LOL
Speak for yourself, Biggie. Plus, you’re messing up your tenses.
Actually, I WAS speaking for myself. That is one of the more shapeless asses I’ve seen on here in a while.
And I’ll mess up all of the “tenses” I wanted to… see what I did there?
heheh :D
Well she’s England hot, I guess?
“My vag is a little loose, but I’m still hot. Suck it, Tonto!”
Sorry bud, the shelter opens at 6.
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
He can get 70 miles to the gallon on that hog.
Note to self: stop going to British dentist.
Oh shit, he’s coming over here–JUST RUN!!!
Darth Wienus
So, to become a star, all you need to be is a horned-up teenager who doesn’t use protection. Andy Warhol was right – we’re all stars for 2, uh, I mean… 15 minutes.
At least her vagina is 12 inches across. Not sure what to do with that information but…
Mind the gap
Talentless bovine freak.
Sorry, that wasn’t meant to be a reply to your post.
Normally, I can appreciate a good gap, but his has gone all the way to chasm.
Totes would for shoor.
Are you trying to say, “Toots would for Shor”?
*waits for vitobonespur to come in and be the only one to laugh*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
Holy transparent shoes shoes Batman!
“Chopsticks to jerk you off, for the latte and Redbull? Deal.”
He cheated on Diana with her? On her hottest, sexiest day, Diana shits all over her.
Even yesterday.
This is when I hate that you can only give one “like.”
Ms. Stewart, we’re your security–and also the guys who’ll be banging you in back of a rented Volvo later.
Bullshit. She requested at least 5 guys. She’s gonna be pissed!
Not bad, but a little too much Kardashian for my taste.
Sacré bleu!
It’s hard to tell from here… does that dress sleep 8 or 12?
Mr. Bieber, when we at the New Kids on the Block Museum and Archive loaned you that hat, it was with the understanding that you would be returning it at some point…
“TO THE CRESCENT CAR – I SMELL A BUFFET SOMEWHRE”
Who? And what the hell?
This lump on my head? Uh….I fell off my bike.
This man is another one who gets a pass from me. From “Roots” to “Reading Rainbow” to Star Trek” there’s just too much awesome in this man’s career to lump him in with the assholes I make fun of on a daily basis.
Who? And who gives a crap?
Sorry kid, we need you to look a couple of decades older before we start confusing you with Lindsay.
She also needs tits to be confused with Lindsay.
Just how far up does that cameltoe go?!?!?
LOL… of course he’s wearing a Reading Rainbow shirt!
Well it was free, ya know!
Why is one of her arms orange and the other white?
Both of her arms are orange, she just didn’t get the spray tan/self tanner on the inside of her arm.
“Everybody look out! Urine my way!”
LeVar Burton and Wayne Brady should go bowling together.
Jennifer Aniston mated with Miley Cyrus.
They should have waited ’til the cameras were rolling.
Sweet mercy… I thought the US was home to the fakest bimbos on the planet. The UK is pulling ahead by a fake cup size!
He’s strong to the finish ’cause he eats his spinach…
Dina Lohan is looking good.
She overdosed on Noassitol.
That’s a traditional white girl ass right there. Flat like a pancake.
“2″ on a hat. Shithead?
Yo Paris, people keep asking me how I keep such a rocking body. All I can say is, thank you miscarriages!
“No-Talent Jagoff” would have required either a bigger hat or a typeface not visible from space.
Thumbs up for correct usage of jagoff. You must be from Chicago.
“I hear they give out muffins here! They don’t have tops on them, but still, FREE MUFFINS!”
haaahahahaha!
“…or I’m bringing out the Bear Jew”.
I prefer this pope over the other one.
Which one’s the bum ???????
“Buy, sell, buy, sell ! You’re fired ! Oh sorry you guys, I was just making business go.”
What a d-bag, jag-off.
That’s one good lookin’ mommy.