Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.
“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,
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Those…those are balls.
“Sir, your tuck job is starting to slip. But that’s a respectable boob job there, horseteeth.”
Eerily reminiscent of the “Women Who Look Like Real-Life Dolls” link to The Chive you posted earlier today Fish!
I guess the hostel was full.
Hey reading rainbow…that says “sample ballot”, it doesn’t count.
A GOP trick that didn’t work out like they hoped. They targeted the dense population areas, but didn’t realize that word is a homonym.
Camel toe, tits out, face like a horse.
You just described Sarah Jessica Parker
This guy’s a teen mom? OK.
If there’s a peephole, he’s going to be ringing that bell a LONG time.
Who’s the paparazzo… Noodles MacIntosh?
See, I would not have risked white fabric on the crotch.
I thought Stepford was in Connecticut.
Say nope to Bieber
This is one of those rare times where a cell phone would look better clipped to her belt.
Charles: “Aww, look Camilla… they’re kissing!”
Camilla: “They’re what?”
Charles: “You know, kissing… Showing romantic affection for one another.”
Camilla: “What utter bosh! I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about!”
The best she’s ever looked. But once again it’s ruined by a shitty fucking tattoo. Why do people do this!?
Miss, I think you’re looking for the ” Titsy London ” event.
Down with Twitter!
She has the delicate grace and poise of a woman utterly lacking in grace and poise.
looks like man with tits.
“help i’ve fallen and i
feel like a virgin.”
That’s some impressive length to be on stage and get a handjob from a woman in the 6th row.
That gal’s not giving him a handjob. She’s too far away. All she’s doing is copping a free feel. Sheesh…
That is not AT ALL how you crowd surf.
A new “Bridget Jones’ Diary” movie out again?!?
Hey my sister’s got that top too! She must have gotten a fill-up at the Hess on Route 9 too.
I know the inventors of Yoga are smiling from the heavens because their dastardly scheme to bring us cameltoe is working nicely.
THIS was our final five?
Now you owe us two Daniel Craig posts!
No way i want Skarsgard pics!
I am placing my vote for some more Jon hamm penis…or any Jon Hamm for that matter
awwe c’mon guys, i kind of don’t hate this kid like i do everyone else from that show.
Agreed. they were smart enough to realize that if they really loved their kid, they needed to keep it away from their environment. Giving up Carly for adoption was an extremely mature decision that totally broke the mold of that show.
He looks like a kid dressed as his dad for a presentation at school talking into a calculator.
Nice that he wrote his own caption.
Nouveau douche
Ha-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka
I have No Doubt I would love to get a piece of that.
Sinead o’Connor is looking better
And she’s lost weight.
She makes a lot of younger stars look like lazy shitheads effortlessly.
Yeah, the garbage cans and dumpsters been talking back to me for a while now. You’ll get used to it.
No, no, no, no, no X 100
Russell Brand and Axl Rose.
Why is Zac Efron using a fake name on Teen Mom?
This…This is just a majestic picture of pure apathy.
Stifler’s mom looks pretty good today.
Tragic news today, as Seal was attacked by an orca while crowd surfing. News at 11.
In about 2 seconds, this photo shoot is going to go from very cute to very gruesome. Try to guess what’s going to happen.
This guy always manages to look like a complete dusche bag.
-”Hey bro, I can tell you ’bout a nice shelter if you let me buttfuck you!”
-”Whaa—? Blimey mate I’m a millionaire!”
-”Yeah, yeah, just drop those pants”
If the outfit was yellow she could be the whore version of Big Bird in a Sesame Street porn parody.
I’d watch the hell out of that
I don’t know who he voted for, but he gets MY vote for whitest black guy ever.
What about Wayne Brady? :D
Yeah… Wayne Brady takes that one. Hell, LeVar played Kunta Kinte in Roots… it don’t get any blacker than that.
I must be old. I remember when Bryant Gumbel held that title. In fact, I still remember that class in college 22 years that somehow devolved into all the African-American students saying that they really didn’t consider Bryant Gumbel to be black. Our professor, also African-American, was dumbfounded: “But…but…he’s black, y’all!”
(I hope none of those classmates reads this site because they might figure out who I am.)
Oh yeah, I forgot about Gumbel!
You can almost smell the burning polyester, and clam juice.
hahahah aaaugh!
this is still going on?… FHL
Shit, never realized he and Val Kilmer are the same person
Woah!.. You’re right!
“I look like a douche. Over”