The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.7.12

November 7th, 2012 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which will delicately dab your white anus with a moist towelette. There, there, shh. Here are some boobies. Better? Unfortunately, most American female celebs were busy voting and covering up their breasts yesterday, or toasting each other with welfare-bought Obamawine and covering up their breasts today. So instead, we look to our most staunch ally, who must have decided to trot out their filthiest harlots to commemorate our slide into Greece. (There are tons of British titties in here.) We’ve also got Australian couples therapy, which looks fucking HOT, as well as the moment just before Seal viciously attacked someone for being on the wrong f-stop.

“Isn’t it weird how Quentin Tarantino looks exactly like Popeye?” – Exactly nobody until today,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    PtC
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    Those…those are balls.

  2. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    “Sir, your tuck job is starting to slip. But that’s a respectable boob job there, horseteeth.”

  3. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Johnny P!
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    Eerily reminiscent of the “Women Who Look Like Real-Life Dolls” link to The Chive you posted earlier today Fish!

  4. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
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    I guess the hostel was full.

  5. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
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    Hey reading rainbow…that says “sample ballot”, it doesn’t count.

    • 1NDUN

      A GOP trick that didn’t work out like they hoped. They targeted the dense population areas, but didn’t realize that word is a homonym.

  6. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    it had to be said
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    Camel toe, tits out, face like a horse.

  7. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    ThisWillHurt
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    This guy’s a teen mom? OK.

  8. Ethan Hawke Derpface Knit Hat
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    If there’s a peephole, he’s going to be ringing that bell a LONG time.

  9. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Who’s the paparazzo… Noodles MacIntosh?

  10. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    it had to be said
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    See, I would not have risked white fabric on the crotch.

  11. Nicola McLean Cleavage See Through Shirt Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    I thought Stepford was in Connecticut.

  12. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
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    Say nope to Bieber

  13. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans Private Plane
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    This is one of those rare times where a cell phone would look better clipped to her belt.

  14. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    Johnny P!
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    Charles: “Aww, look Camilla… they’re kissing!”
    Camilla: “They’re what?”
    Charles: “You know, kissing… Showing romantic affection for one another.”
    Camilla: “What utter bosh! I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about!”

  15. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    The best she’s ever looked. But once again it’s ruined by a shitty fucking tattoo. Why do people do this!?

  16. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    Miss, I think you’re looking for the ” Titsy London ” event.

  17. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Down with Twitter!

  18. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    She has the delicate grace and poise of a woman utterly lacking in grace and poise.

  19. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    anonym
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    looks like man with tits.

  20. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    zomgbie
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    “help i’ve fallen and i
    feel like a virgin.”

  21. Seal
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    That’s some impressive length to be on stage and get a handjob from a woman in the 6th row.

  22. Seal
    ThisWillHurt
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    That is not AT ALL how you crowd surf.

  23. Lauren Goodger Butt Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Johnny P!
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    A new “Bridget Jones’ Diary” movie out again?!?

  24. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    EricLr
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    Hey my sister’s got that top too! She must have gotten a fill-up at the Hess on Route 9 too.

  25. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I know the inventors of Yoga are smiling from the heavens because their dastardly scheme to bring us cameltoe is working nicely.

  26. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    Ruth
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    THIS was our final five?

    Now you owe us two Daniel Craig posts!

  27. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    mrsmass
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    awwe c’mon guys, i kind of don’t hate this kid like i do everyone else from that show.

    • Agreed. they were smart enough to realize that if they really loved their kid, they needed to keep it away from their environment. Giving up Carly for adoption was an extremely mature decision that totally broke the mold of that show.

  28. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
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    He looks like a kid dressed as his dad for a presentation at school talking into a calculator.

  29. Justin Bieber Dope Hat
    Johnny P!
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    Nice that he wrote his own caption.

  30. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    EricLr
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    Nouveau douche

  31. Quentin Tarantino Voting
    Nettie
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    Ha-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka

  32. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
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    I have No Doubt I would love to get a piece of that.

  33. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Eating Ice Cream
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    Sinead o’Connor is looking better

  34. Gwen Stefani Bare Midriff No Doubt
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    She makes a lot of younger stars look like lazy shitheads effortlessly.

  35. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    EricLr
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    Yeah, the garbage cans and dumpsters been talking back to me for a while now. You’ll get used to it.

  36. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through Shirt Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
    Johnny P!
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    No, no, no, no, no X 100

  37. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
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    Russell Brand and Axl Rose.

  38. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Why is Zac Efron using a fake name on Teen Mom?

  39. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    This…This is just a majestic picture of pure apathy.

  40. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
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    Stifler’s mom looks pretty good today.

  41. Seal
    Tron
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    Tragic news today, as Seal was attacked by an orca while crowd surfing. News at 11.

  42. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Holding Koalas
    EricLr
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    In about 2 seconds, this photo shoot is going to go from very cute to very gruesome. Try to guess what’s going to happen.

  43. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Jesus
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    This guy always manages to look like a complete dusche bag.

  44. Russell Brand Yoga Clothes Leg Warmers
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    -”Hey bro, I can tell you ’bout a nice shelter if you let me buttfuck you!”
    -”Whaa—? Blimey mate I’m a millionaire!”
    -”Yeah, yeah, just drop those pants”

  45. Chloe Simms Cleavage Tight Dress Lipsy London Love Fragrance VIP Launch Party
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    If the outfit was yellow she could be the whore version of Big Bird in a Sesame Street porn parody.

  46. LeVar Burton Reading Rainbow Shirt Voting
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    I don’t know who he voted for, but he gets MY vote for whitest black guy ever.

    • What about Wayne Brady? :D

      • Yeah… Wayne Brady takes that one. Hell, LeVar played Kunta Kinte in Roots… it don’t get any blacker than that.

      • I must be old. I remember when Bryant Gumbel held that title. In fact, I still remember that class in college 22 years that somehow devolved into all the African-American students saying that they really didn’t consider Bryant Gumbel to be black. Our professor, also African-American, was dumbfounded: “But…but…he’s black, y’all!”

        (I hope none of those classmates reads this site because they might figure out who I am.)

      • Oh yeah, I forgot about Gumbel!

  47. Hilary Duff Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Tron
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    You can almost smell the burning polyester, and clam juice.

  48. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie KP Rocks
    rantatonne
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    this is still going on?… FHL

  49. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Shit, never realized he and Val Kilmer are the same person

  50. Tyler Baltierra Sunglasses Suit Cigarette Cell Phone
    Tron
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    “I look like a douche. Over”

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