The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.6.13

November 6th, 2013 // 323 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a special appearance by Jessica Biel‘s ass, which is dedicated to every guy who stops changing channels after noticing I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry is just about at the part where she takes her pants off and lies with a straight face to any woman in the room that “this movie is actually pretty funny.” There’s a lot more good shit in here too, but Fish just made me change the lead pic to that whore up there from this amazing picture of Ian McKellen banishing a balrog from his anus, so I’m off to protest about stifling of my creativity.

*makes sign, puts on pants, touches doorknob, remembers general public and their dumb fucking faces* You win this round, The Man,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Idris Elba Blue Jacket Harpers Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
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    Not only did he show up, he also wore a woman’s coat to show his support.

  2. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Harpers  Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
    diego
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    Boner Boy 2.0

  3. John Cusack Driving In Front Of Green Screen
    Dude
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    Nic Cage’s face. Nic Cage’s face everywhere.

  4. Steven Tyler Dirico Motor Presentation 71st EICMA International Motorcycle Exhibition
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    I tell ya’ I don’t get no respect, no respect.

  5. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress Museum Of Modern Art 2013 Film Benefit A Tribute To Tilda Swinton
    ashleyh
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    Jessica Biel on display at the art museum.

  6. John Cusack Driving In Front Of Green Screen
    catapostrophe
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    Puerto Rico has the best green screens in the biz.

  7. Jaimie Alexander Lingerie Esquire
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    I’d show her my Mjolnir, if I could pronounce it :(

  8. Mya Legs Short Shorts
    YadaYada
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    Nice and thick. More of her, please.

  9. Ian McKellen You Shall Not Pass Underwear 14th Annual Only Make Believe Gala
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    I guess there is a benefit to being old… People just think this is funny. Try pulling this shit off when you’re 25.

  10. Billy Joel Drunk
    catapostrophe
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    He’s out to find the jerk who slammed the keyboard lid on his left thumb.

  11. Nia Long Cleavage The Best Man Holiday Premiere
    YadaYada
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    Motorboat material.

  12. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress Museum Of Modern Art 2013 Film Benefit A Tribute To Tilda Swinton
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    I’m right there with you random female in the background.. It’s asstastic.

  13. Ian McKellen You Shall Not Pass Underwear 14th Annual Only Make Believe Gala
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    Opening the Gates of Morcock.

  14. Bob Barker 90th Birthday Drew Carey Holding Puppies The Price Is Right
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    While they both have hosted the same show, I fear those 2 dogs will have two very different fates.

  15. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Harpers  Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
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    This picture makes me uncomfortable.

  16. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Harpers  Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
    Sulianto
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    I thought her name was Victoria.

  17. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
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    Not the sloppiest thing to ever mount her I guess…

  18. Steven Tyler Dirico Motor Presentation 71st EICMA International Motorcycle Exhibition
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    Eminem is off the wagon and has zero fucks to give.

  19. Wulfy

    I don’t care about being funny. I care about being first.

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Taking Picture Lukas Haas UEFA Champions League Football Match
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    “Why doesn’t Leo want to take a pic with me? Huh?
    He hangs out with Lukas ALL day and then invites us BOTH to the game.
    Am I not good enough?
    I bet the fat/notfat friend of his has a picture with him..”

  21. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Red Scarf Tuxedo Fanny Set
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    What’s the male equivalent to camel toe? Elephant face?

  22. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Harpers  Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
    mamamia
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    The one on the right is a mannequin, right???

  23. Ciara Miniskirt Beth Behrs Peooples Choice Awards Nominations Press Conference
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    This is one battle few white women have ever won…

  24. Russell Brand Finger Tattoo Mehdi Hasan Interview
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    “Om finkin deeply rot wif me ed.”

  25. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pujya Swami Chidanand Saraswatiji Maharaj Aarti Ceremony Parmarth Niketan Temple
    Just_As_it_IS
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    “-Here’s a token of my appreciation”
    “-Well, thank you, Mr. Brand”

  26. Claudia Romani Buttcheeks Upskirt
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    I really should drive down to witness this in person…

  27. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Red Scarf Tuxedo Fanny Set
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    He just fired a gerbil into that lady’s eye.

  28. Bob Barker 90th Birthday Drew Carey Holding Puppies The Price Is Right
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    Drew, Drew, Drew… jumping the shark was too easy for you, wasn’t it?

  29. Mya Legs Short Shorts
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    I miss her. More please, preferably from behind.

  30. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Red Scarf Tuxedo Fanny Set
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    “Don’t sneeze… Don’t sneeze… Don’t sneeze… The gerbil will come out… Don’t sneeze…”

  31. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pujya Swami Chidanand Saraswatiji Maharaj Aarti Ceremony Parmarth Niketan Temple
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    Russel Brand is such a dirty hippy.

  32. Bob Barker 90th Birthday Drew Carey Holding Puppies The Price Is Right
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    “Can we eat them at the break?” asked Bob earnestly.

  33. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Pujya Swami Chidanand Saraswatiji Maharaj Aarti Ceremony Parmarth Niketan Temple
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    “There’s poop in this thing isn’t there?”

  34. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Harpers  Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
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    wtf is wrong with her? is she so overly sexualized that she thinks she’s supposed to eye fuck every male, even her offspring?

  35. Bob Barker 90th Birthday Drew Carey Holding Puppies The Price Is Right
    Flatliner
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    Bob still looks like he could go Happy Gilmour on Drew’s ass

  36. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
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    and the dog died later of unnatural causes

  37. Jaimie Alexander Lingerie Esquire
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    “I’m a professional actress…that’s why I’m posing in underwear.”

  38. Bob Barker 90th Birthday Drew Carey Holding Puppies The Price Is Right
    Chaz
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    In a strange turn of events, Bob Barker is now fatter than Drew Carey.

  39. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Harpers  Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
    Flatliner
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    Well, at least she has the common decency to grind her pelvis on him instead of her concrete tits.

  40. Nick Nolte Red Face Full White Beard Velour Jumpsuit
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    when did he hitchhike to new york?

  41. Claudia Romani Buttcheeks Upskirt
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    Nothing beats a well timed breeze.

  42. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Harpers  Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards
    Jenn
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    Posh changed her name, that’s an improvement.

  43. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress Museum Of Modern Art 2013 Film Benefit A Tribute To Tilda Swinton
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    Well HELLO !

    Where the hell has that thing been for the last 5 years?!

    I guess she wasn’t getting enough attention posting pictures of her dog constantly on Instagram..

  44. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
    Flatliner
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    I hope that dog is a bitch because its going to be wearing a lot of makeup after this.

  45. Coco Snuggling With Bulldog Instagram
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    “..just the tip….?”

    “Ok, fine.”

  46. Steven Tyler Dirico Motor Presentation 71st EICMA International Motorcycle Exhibition
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    I think Brendan Frazer needs a new publicity agent..

  47. John Cusack Driving In Front Of Green Screen
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    (“You can’t afford this castle and all these paintings” they said…”you need to pay your taxes” they said…)

  48. Will Smith Huge Camera Righ On Head Focus Set
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Is his kid in this movie too? If so, they should just change the title to “fuckus” right now.

  49. Mya Legs Short Shorts
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    Man, those two hoes behind her look like they’ve been up for 5 days straight working a street corner in Newark.

  50. Nick Nolte Red Face Full White Beard Velour Jumpsuit
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    Seriously, what the hell’s going on with Nolte?

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