The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.25.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one before the Thanksgiving, so I stuffed it like the disemboweled carcass of a bleached, roided-up bird that you’ve been waiting a whole year to eat. De-lish! So, dig into Joe Jonas getting right back to hetero bro-time, Derek Hough living his nightmare, and Kourtney Kardashian’s camel toe being chaparoned by her mom’s boyfriend. And if your FOX News loving relatives start in on you this year, remember the bottle of bourbon you taped to the toiled tank lid for emergencies. Wait, you haven’t done that yet? Oh…Oh, I’m so, so sorry for you.

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