The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.20.13

November 20th, 2013 // 332 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring newcomer Kea Ho, a man woman whose name actually made me laugh out loud into the cold emptiness of my mother’s basement, because I am both emotionally undeveloped and racially insensitive. So to keep that vibe going, here’s Jeremy Piven being heckled by gays, Iggy Pop actually wearing a shirt, and Jennifer Nicole Lee dribbling ice cream all over her boobies to make me think of ejaculate.

*breaks through third waffle cone with penis* HOLLYWOOD IS ALL LIES!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jon Voight Parking Ticket
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    “I’m callin’ Baldwin right Fucken now! You wait right here!”

  2. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    Looks like the meds have just about kicked in.

  3. Maitland Ward Nipples Cleavage Spandex Dress Bags To Benefit Charity Evening For CHAMPS High School Of The Arts
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    Headlights so bright, BUT… I.. CANT… LOOK… AWAY…

  4. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
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    Too bad she is stuck like that. What a shame.

  5. Amy Adams Pumping Gas
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    Poll dancing… You’re doing it wrong.

  6. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
    BorrisMorris
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    She’s doling better since she divorced that Korean chap. Hope the 6 kids are also doing ok.

  7. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    Vladimir
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    Behold…

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    “Why do they call it a yeast infection? It sure doesn’t smell like bread”.

  9. Amy Adams Pumping Gas
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    She can straddle my hose like that.

  10. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    “Mommy I got an ‘A’ on my spelling test !”

  11. Mickey Rourke Velour Dragon Jumpsuit Carrying Gallon Of Water
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    New show : Beverly Hills moonshiners.

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    Looks like they just caught a whiff of Vanessa’s career.

  13. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
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    “You can tell me the truth… you used to be a dude, right?”

  14. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
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    “This mineral is my favorite it’s called ‘Doucheite’ “

  15. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    “Be a whore, they said… see the world, they said… “

  16. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
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    Wow, Kylie is just not good looking at all, is she? Seriously – she is going to grow up to be one fugly big-ass thing.

  17. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
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    GEE-ZUS!! Shoot it in the brain. THE BRAIN!!

  18. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
    cc
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    Two minutes before ‘Hey, look, will you walk past those photographers with me for a sawbuck?’

  19. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
    cc
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    I know, i know, but go back and watch ‘The Sure Thing’

  20. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
    cc
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    JoJo Levesque, Quebec’s foremost speedskater.

  21. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    yoop
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    He needs to get back on the coke and drop a few pounds.

  22. Amy Adams Pumping Gas
    cc
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    I frequently relieve myself at gas stations.

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Ice Cream Dripping On Cleavage
    cc
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    It’s amazing the photographer managed to catch her at that moment. It’s like getting a picture of a kingfisher the moment it snatches a fish from the water.

  24. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    Freebie
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    Does he really think showing his hairy chest (circa 80′s) is sexy? The only thing sexy about him is his money.

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Ice Cream Dripping On Cleavage
    Whatever
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    wow.. product placement much? that fucking bag..

  26. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    Deacon Jones
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    Good girl!

  27. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
    Ali
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    She might want to check with Rob Ford on this but I’m pretty sure crack goes up your nose.

  28. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    He is gross. Just gross.

  29. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    You would think, with all his millions, he could afford to buy a shirt with some fucking buttons?

  30. Eva Longoria Cleavage See Through Dress Global Gift Gala
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    Why is her torso on backwards?

  31. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
    ultra
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    i can’t imagine why desperate housewives fired her…

  32. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
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    For a second there I thought that was Quentin Tarantino.

  33. Ireland Baldwin Spandex Dress Instagram
    Ireland is a stupid name for a human
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    who names their daughter Ireland? Maybe that’s why people hate her.

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