The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.20.13

November 20th, 2013 // 332 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring newcomer Kea Ho, a man woman whose name actually made me laugh out loud into the cold emptiness of my mother’s basement, because I am both emotionally undeveloped and racially insensitive. So to keep that vibe going, here’s Jeremy Piven being heckled by gays, Iggy Pop actually wearing a shirt, and Jennifer Nicole Lee dribbling ice cream all over her boobies to make me think of ejaculate.

*breaks through third waffle cone with penis* HOLLYWOOD IS ALL LIES!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    Are they following Joanna Krupa?

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
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    That isn’t a pregnant JLH. That’s a JLH who just uncovered a stash of Hostess cupcakes.

  3. Maitland Ward Nipples Cleavage Spandex Dress Bags To Benefit Charity Evening For CHAMPS High School Of The Arts
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    Topanga who?

  4. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
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    Someone forgot Halloween is over.

  5. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
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    Wonder if Jo Jo is a Ho Ho.

  6. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    Normally, I’d say wear a helmet.

  7. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    they both look like they reached into a giant pile of clothes and put on the first things they picked. No rhyme or reason.

  8. Demi Lovato Side Boob Frozen Premiere
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    No amount of side boob will make up for the blue hair and cankles.

  9. Kanye West Hoodie Paparazzi Falling Down
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    Have you heard that new song with his fat-ass wife fucking him on a motorcycle that he clearly can’t ride? Forget the video…that song is one of the worst things my ears have ever heard. It’s absolutely embarrassingly horrible. Sounds like a 3-year old wrote a song. How is this guy popular?

  10. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage See Through Shirt Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    So that silver purple hair is permanent?

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
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    Nice gray roots.

  12. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
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    Does she still do anything besides show up at places?

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Ice Cream Dripping On Cleavage
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    God that scared me for a second. I thought we were going to have to see 5 photos of this dude.

  14. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage See Through Shirt Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    hah. should just start calling them “Generic Unfuckable Celebrity Chick”

  15. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    Looks like only one hooker survived the pre-party at Corey’s house. And from the look on her face, it’s not too certain about this one either.

  16. Jeremy Piven
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    Did he just fart?

  17. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
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    What are the odds of photographing someone in the middle of a stroke?

  18. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
    MT
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    What are the odds she drives a Kia, and she’s a hoe……

  19. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
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    Nipple AND camel toe? who gives a fuck who she is, give this woman an Oscar! Or an Emmy…whatever.

  20. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage See Through Shirt Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    Belichick's Driver
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    Oh hi…Kelly.

  21. Jeremy Piven
    Blob
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    “Ssshhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet.”

  22. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    “If I can just get this thing up to 88 miles per hour…”

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
    ClitCommander
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    Mitch Hedberg?

  24. Jon Voight Parking Ticket
    Blob
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    “He was WALKING THERE!”

  25. Jeremy Piven
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    Apparently, only white people like Jeremy Piven.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    “There’s no way to determine which of us is the good one, and which of us is the bad one. The only way to be safe is to shoot us both.”

  27. Miranda Kerr Butt Spandex Dress Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    capn obvious
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    The look on her face in every single picture seems to say, “I am a bad little minx and need of a spanking”

    Okay, I suppose I’ll find the time to do it if I must.

  28. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
    Blob
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    Was that *at* Bootsy Bellows, or *and* Bootsy Bellows?
    Not much puff left in that pair.

  29. Mickey Rourke Velour Dragon Jumpsuit Carrying Gallon Of Water
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    “Excuse me. Do you know where I might find Nick Nolte?”

  30. Jeremy Piven
    capn obvious
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    Douche meter says:

    0……………………………|.10

    Yep.

  31. Ireland Baldwin Spandex Dress Instagram
    capn obvious
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    non-person.

  32. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
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    It’s good to see that Artie Lange has lost a pound or two.

  33. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    capn obvious
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    Nice to see that Michael Moore finally got out of bed.

  34. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
    Ladypants
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    You know it’s tough times for prostitutes when they start accepting gift cards.

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
    capn obvious
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    Should have gotten naked before she was hit by the dumpy truck. She had a very small window…and she blew it.

  36. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
    capn obvious
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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    non-persons

  37. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
    chrisbreezyboxingacademy
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    this is what happens when you rat out the big-time hollywood pedofiles: escort agencies only send you the chicks who look like they waitress at ruby tuesday

  38. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
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    I want to go there!

  39. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
    Blob
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    “Fiddle-di-dee. What is to be done? Pantalons and a grand summah bonnet are fine indeed… but a lady requiahs a frock!”

  40. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
    Blob
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    It worked for Jim Carrey.

  41. Mickey Rourke Velour Dragon Jumpsuit Carrying Gallon Of Water
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    Huh? The jug? Oh, I drink water all day to avoid ever becoming old and repulsive looking.

  42. Maitland Ward Nipples Cleavage Spandex Dress Bags To Benefit Charity Evening For CHAMPS High School Of The Arts
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    She looks very talented.

  43. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
    alexxx3488
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    Even Clarissa can’t explain…that.

  44. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    Blob
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    “What’s that, magic boobie? Jimmy has fallen down a mineshaft?”

  45. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
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    She’ll do.

  46. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
    Michael
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    Good Lord. The face is heinous. It looks older than the rest of her.

  47. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    Blob
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    How do you get your game controller to do that?

  48. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
    Michael
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    Something tells me she’s getting pissed off at JLaw, so she’s gonna unleash some serious booty and tits. She’s kinda hot even though, like Selena Gomez, she has a weird face.

  49. Amy Adams Pumping Gas
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    if that black hose starts spitting gas on her, Kris Jenner will materialize to videotape it.

  50. Miranda Kerr Butt Spandex Dress Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    cc
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    The Good – Miranda
    The Bad – Miley
    The Ugly – Kim K

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